Harry potters not mine but some of these characters are so na na lol
Harry the ninja part 6
Sirius groaned he could hear the guards coming and had to change back from Padfoot the grim to Sirius black the grime. Sirius laid back on his cot,bed, Straw mattress and closed his eyes. He heard a voice outside his cell and tried to ignore it. Then it happened his door was unlocked and a voice called out.
"Mr. Black, I have come to take you away from here."
Sirius eyes popped open and he looked at who he presumed was the speaker. He saw a small oriental looking man who had clearly disproving look on his face. " I have never seen such disgusting ways of treating a fellow human this is an outrage against humanity!"
Sirius looked confused and then tried to smile but so many memories and so much guilt made it hard.
"Mr. Black, my son has found proof you are innocent after a little investigation by Madam Bones it turns out you have been kidnapped as you were never given a trial or questioned under ver… veri… The truth serum" The man cleared his throat my name or rather the name you westerners call me is Pop, my son I believe you know as Harry Potter?" Pops cocked one eyebrow up.
Sirius sat bolt upright "Harry you have Harry is he well has he… is there?" Sirius had so many questions he did not know where to begin the oriental smiled.
" Come we shall remove you from this dump and we shall have you washed and fed at my house. I am sorry to say you can't see Harry, This" he held up a hand stalling the obvious argument. "is because Harry is at school and you look like well this cell (a bloody mess). I shall feed you and get you some mental health help. I only walked past them, those abominations and felt ill for you to be around them for so long well you are going to need help and you will accept my help. As Harry's Father I can and will stop you having any contact with Harry if I think you are a danger so before you argue about seeing a shrink, remember this, if I don't get a clean mental health result you will not be seeing Harry... ever."
Sirius was about to argue then he actually thought about it. Rushing off had got him in here in the first place and as he thought about it he realised if the positions were reversed he would not let just anyone see Harry. So he nodded his agreement and tried to stand.
Pops spoke to a man that was outside the door and an Auror came in and help Sirius to stand.
"Names Sid Abbot come on Mr. Black lets get you to where we can use some magic and get you out of this place."
Sirius walked in a daze and knew he must of missed several things but to be honest he knew he could catch up on it later just as soon as the sun stopped being so bright and his muscles started to work right.
Pops looked at the mess in front of him and wondered why he was doing this for a gaijin but then Harry was clan and this man was part of Harry's original clan so. Well anyway he was rich and with some help could be influential this could only strengthen the clan and Harry.
In the infirmary Madam Pomfrey was having a cup of hot chocolate laced with a quart of gin. She could see her career and her life going down the pan and the bedpans were not big enough to hold the amount body waste she was in. She had to start reassessing her life and her standpoint. She had always thought she had a high level of tolerance but this was being proven wrong on nearly a daily basis with Harry Potter and his family. She knew she wasn't a racist but just recently she kept coming across as one, it had nothing to do with colour but with blood. She seemed to be coming across as a blood purist like He-Who-Must-Not-be-Named and his group. As she sat there she came to a conclusion Ronald Weasley and his perpetual need for mummy to wipe his rear was at fault here, it had not helped with Molly... Molly now there was an idea she was fond of howlers. For the first time in a while Madam Pomfrey smiled. Now all she needed was the perfect time to send one. She smiled again Molly's little tea parties where she got caught up on the latest gossip.
Molly was sitting with her friends they were the biggest gossips in the witching world when the Hogwarts owl flew into her kitchen. She saw it was red and smoking. Someone had the nerve to send her, her Molly Weasley a howler. She reached for it but the owl seemed to want a drink first. She knew if she didn't get to it fast it would be twice as bad her friends watched amused as the owl went from having a drink to looking for a bit of food. Then at the worst possible time for Molly it let her get hold of the letter and flew away as fast as it could.
"MOLLY PREWITT WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU SEND A HOWLER TO HARRY POTTER BEFORE WE HAD ALL THE FACTS. I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NO PROOF AS YET BUT NO... THE GREAT MOLLY WEASLEY DECIDES SHE KNOWS BEST. I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW WE HAVE DISCOVERED SEVERAL THINGS ONE RONALD WEASLEY IS A Thief AND Stole FROM HARRY POTTER AND TWO HE IS BLOODY STUPID OR RETARDED AS HE STOLE A CASE OF LAXATIVES THEN ATE THE LOT HENCE HIS HOSPITAL VISIT, AND ANOTHER THING GET THE TWINS UNDER CONTROL I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TREATING PEOPLE WHO THE TWINS HAVE EXERIMENTED ON. GET YOUR FAMILY IN ORDER. ON A SIDE NOTE HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE RON HAS WORMS I WOULD SUGEST YOUR WHOLE FAMILY GETS TREATED AS THEY CAN BE PASSED ON DIDN'T YOU EVER WONDER WHY HE WAS ALWAYS EATING? MIND YOU AS HE IS OFTEN SEEN EATING WITH HIS HANDS AFTER HANDLING THAT RAT I AM NOT SURPRISED. I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE AT LEAST TAUGHT HIM TO USE A KNIFE AND FORK AS HE HAS HERBOLIGY BEFORE LUNCH ON SOME DAYS."
The howler vanished in a puff of red smoke but even then some red seemed to be hanging around mainly around Molly's face her guest stood as one and made their way to the door. "Bye Molly we see you have things to do catch you later." was the basic type of farewell she had from them but even in her temper should could hear how they were planning on visiting a doctor to see if they had caught worms. Molly felt tears of shame and rage roll down her face. She had sent many a howler but now she had received on at the most in opportune time and she was furious with Poppy Pomfrey. How dare the women send her a howler she sat down and got the howler paper out Poppy Pomfrey was going to get a piece of her mind.
Sirius sat down in the comfy chair and relaxed he had just had a simple dish of rice and fresh steamed fish. Pops had taken pity on him and let him use a fork. The portions he had eaten were small but they still filled him. Pops had shook his head and commented how Harry had eaten that much when he was only four and a adult should be able to hold a lot more in his stomach. As Sirius sat there Pops came in with a tea set and sat down opposite him slowly he poured tea from an ornamental teapot with a practised ease making sure he never spilled a drop.
"Now Sirius sip this tea it is a good blend your palette is not worth a very good blend and it would be wasted. I want you to taste the tea and see if you can spot the subtle flavours and scents in it."
Sirius thought the old man was nuts as tea was tea but he humoured him and took a small sip and swished it around his mouth and at first he noticed it needed sugar then he could taste something, something flowery he swilled it around his mouth some more. Being a Pureblood he knew wines and had been taught something about them. He swallowed and shook his head, taking another sip he spent the better part of an hour trying to work out what the taste was and had to give up. Pops smiled at him and told him it was Mango Lapacho. He explained that it was made from the inner bark of a purple flowering South American tree. Known as 'The Divine Tree' by native tribes, because for centuries they have used the inner bark as a natural antibiotic. It is also known for it's immune boosting properties to treat viral infections and other serious illnesses. Blended with Mango oil. He explained how this would be a nice way to relax and enjoy a drink as well as do good for his body.
Sirius smiled and sipped his tea.
"Tomorrow we shall see about clothes and then we shall see about a shrink and a trainer. You know what they say "healthy body healthy mind" you happen to have neither." Pops sat and thought for a minute or two as he sipped his tea. "I think yoga or Tai Chi will help... Tai Chi it is as it will help to teach meditation the same as yoga but with the added bonus of it being a fighting skill. After being inside for so long it is natural to want to be stronger but you will need to lean to control your temper after that stay inside." Pops stood and smiled. "Time to show you your room you may not feel tired but rest is the best thing for you now, the body with your freedom will be flooded by chemicals I could tell you more but I doubt you would understand.. I will wake you in 3 hours time for more food and some light banter."
After Pops had led him to a room what had no bed but some sort of mattress on the floor Sirius undressed and lain down. As he drifted of to sleep he smiled at the way Pops had bullied everyone about without seeming to. As soon as he had left his cell he had told everyone Sirius would be staying with him. The ministry and Auror's said no but Pops pointed out the state Sirius was in and then pointed to them and pointed out the only reason he was in this state was because off the care they had given him in the past. Sirius decided he wanted to go with Pops after all Pops had access to Harry. He smiled and thought about Harry as he drifted of to sleep with no horrors in it.
Pops sat down and started to make calls he knew what he wanted and he knew this could be a complication or a blessing only time would tell.
When 3 hours was up Pops went up and woke Sirius and went back down stairs while Sirius got ready. Sirius entered the room and smiled. "Thanks I think I needed the rest."
Pops just nodded and showed Sirius some rice balls "try them. Auror Sid will be here some time soon if he can, we have much to talk about."
Hogwarts
Miles away at Hogwarts Harry lay in bed thinking. He knew he would soon have to see what was on the third floor the temptation was to much but he also knew something needed his attention in the forbidden forest. He sighed and decided to meditate upon it. His eyes flashed open the forest was the first place he had seen some very interesting things in, during his first few spying sessions and now with his Pops permission he could start to make some headway.
The next day seemed to go at a snails pace for Harry as each class brought its own level of boredom in transfiguration it was still waiting for the slow ones instead of helping them that had already mastered that lesson. Why she just never delegated some of the competent ones to help the slower ones Harry had no idea. In Herbology it was just re potting plants and a little history of their uses. So unlike his Japanese education into plants.
flashback
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"Today we learn how plants can help us in or missions."
Harry sat up and paid attention he liked this lesson, as he knew many overlooked the simple plants around them. His teacher Sensai Mitizgo, liked them to mess around as it suited her sense of humour most never did it a second time, well the one who had messed around last time making fun of the plant a Mandrake plant was now dead so he wouldn't be doing anything other than decomposing to feed the very plants that killed him. He made his attention refocus on his teacher as she explained the simple looking plant in front of them.
"This" she began "is the devils snare, it is ideal for when running away in a poorly lit area as it is photosensitive." She checked her hair to make sure it was encased in her normal set of buns. (She was a Starwars fan and loved Princess Leia's hair. "Now this plant packed into a small holding cube when set of will be very angry, It will depend on the size of cube you use but it can be used to hold anything from a 1 man holder to a massive 12 man holder. That is to say the Devils Snare can capture and either hold up to 12 people who unless they manage to get away will become a 12 person meal. Now we can also use this as a easy way to dispose of bodies or to commit a quiet kill. As we can send our target a potted plant with a devil snare hidden under a cloaking spell so when the person is alone the spell will drop and the snare will capture your target." She smiled and stroked the plant in front of her. None of the students tried to copy her as they had seen she was an earth elemental or the closest thing to one and she could tame any plant when she wished to. Harry took copious notes and smiled this plant was very useful. He even thought of ways he could use it to play jokes on his roommates knowing full well they were doing the same.
End flashback
Lunch and the afternoon lessons did nothing to help his mood. The slightly drugged pumpkin juice made its way around and Harry as always refused it and took plain water. Why parents allowed their children to come to this school he had no idea but he smiled as a bit of drool ran down his mouth as he looked at the food and started to eat. After all a fool and his money are soon parted and these inbred's sorry "purebreds" were nothing if not fools. He smiled to himself and began to work out how to make some fools and their cash part.
The idea when it came to him, like a light bulb going off over his head in some cartoon, this was going to be pure fun. The wizarding world was so limited in its games that it had no real betting, sure they bet on Quidditch and some on gobstones but as a whole they were a simple race. With their betting ability's down to Quidditch witch was a monthly thing and sometimes less than that now all he had to do was a... and then he smiled o and x a simple kids game that when played right was impossible to win but against someone with no logic then... he smiled yes he looked around and spotted his target, Draco Malfoy perfect. He drew out some paper and pretended to doodle somewhat but was in fact setting up several nought's and crosses games. He smiled as he senses told him the inbred was coming up behind him. He pulled out a galleon and spun it in the air then put an x in one corner, spun the coin again and put a 0 in another he smiled as Draco started to make fun of him. "Why Draco would you like a game?" He explained the rules and to Draco it looked so simple just get 3 x's in a line how hard could that be. He lost the first few games but he smiled and said about a wager. Harry smiled he had made it so easy Draco couldn't help but let him win. "My Daddy said I shouldn't bet, he said it bad." Draco smiled what he considered a charming smile "But your Daddy isn't here how about as you are wining one them gold coins of yours against 5 of my silver ones." Harry smiled this was going to be easier than he thought." Okay but that means if I win I win more than I bet as 5 is more than "Draco smiled "well you haven't won yet so this is to make you want to win more." Harry nodded and again lost the next 4 games. Then he smiled "Maybe if you offer 5 of the shiny yellow ones to one of my shiny yellow ones I might do better?" Draco nodded this was easy money. He lost but so he was not shown up he bet again and lost again. Some of the Mudbloods were laughing at him he upped the anti 5 of his gold against 7 of Harry's, 40 galleons latter Draco was skint and Harry said they had to go for their next lesson. Leaving a stunned Draco and his goons behind. He smiled "okay Potter I had luck first then you got it but that just means it's my turn next. I shall send for more galleons and soon all your gold will be mine." He gave an evil little chuckle and rubbed his hands. Even in defeat and with such obvious losses he still never caught on if he won all he would gain was his own money back. Mind you several Muggleborn wore shark like expressions as they looked at the Slytherin's leaving.
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