HELLO! This idea came from a conversation I was having with Flaring yesterday, haaha. SO it's a tad random, and I was wanted to finish it, so excuse grammatical errors and the such. Taa!

"I'm bored." Valkyrie said, all of the girls were on the sofa in Gordon's estate, the girls being: Valkyrie Cain, Tanith Low, Delphian Bleak and Flaring Rhythm.

"I need cola." Delphian whined. "Someone call Fletcher. He can get me cola." Flaring went to check her phone, but it was dead.

"It seems to have found a role model." She muttered.

"A role model?" Tanith asked, half asleep.

"Skulduggery. It's dead." Flaring said, staring at her phone as if she expected it to do something.

"I think it's the new trend." Delphian said, her blackberry dead too.

"Skulduggery took my phone." Valkyrie said now, sulking.

"Why?" Both Delphian and Tanith asked at the same time. Flaring cracked up laughing, which set Valkyrie into giggles.

"It's actually Flaring's fault, she still has the pictures on her phone, but she didn't get caught." Val started,

"He was meditating last week, and Val said we should draw on him or steal some of his bones, but that's too obvious so we both agreed that we'd just stick things in his skull." Tanith shook her head as Flaring explained. "He had glitter and millions in his skull for dayyyysss… "

"I want coke." Delphian said.

"I think we established that." Tanith said. Then Flaring's eyes lit up.

"Why don't we make our own?" Delphian's eyes lit up now,

"Can you actually do that?"

"I dunno. Google it."

*Thirty Minutes later*

The sound of fire-truck sirens filled the air around Gordon's estate. Luckily, it was still standing. Valkyrie and Tanith had fled as soon as the burnt smelt reached the living room, Delphian and Flaring weren't as smart. Both of them were now sitting in the back of an ambulance with blankets and hair like kenspeckle's mad scientist Halloween costume that year… well, they thought it was a Halloween costume.

"Haha! Delphian look at this!" Flaring was raiding through the medical equipment and had found that tunnel-y thing that they stick in people's ears. She put it in Delphian's ear "Oh wow.. You have no brain… just loads of skin." Delphian gasped,

"Pass it here! I want to have a look!"

"Girls, do you want a drink? And could you refrain from playing with the medical equipment."

"Yes! Drink! COKE!" Delphian scrambled across a gurney to get to the man in the "Sophisticated rave" outfit.

"Are you sure that's a sensible choice? You've just been in a house fire…" The man was scared by the two girls.

"Yes! Smart! COKE!" She was kneeling on the gurney now, bouncing up and down like a three year old. Flaring rolled her eyes and went back to trying out the medical stuff. She picked up those pad things that have electricity in them, used for reviving people.

"Hey, Del." She called her over, "Fancy trying these out?" She grinned and Delphian did the same

"Yeah!" They laughed and Del lay down, Flaring played with the dials on the box thing and put it on Del's chest above her heart. She pressed the button and Del got shocked and bounced up, "OH MY GOD!" she yelled, and Flaring laughed. "That was fun! Your turn!" Flaring switched places and Del played with the dials, and did the same. "OW!" Flaring laughed as she jumped.

"GIRLS! That is dangerous!" The medic yelled as he ran into the ambulance, telling Delphian off. Flaring just laughed. "Here's your coke." He passed it to her, then one to Flaring. "I got you one too."

"Sorry, I don't do drugs." She said, and the man looked confused.

"Cola?"

"No thanks, Seafood diet. They make me vomit." She said lightly as she skipped back out of the ambulance.

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?"

"Uh-oh." Delphian said as she joined Flaring outside.

"Hi skulduggery!" Flaring yelled.

"What did you two do?" He sounded worried.

"We tried to make coke." Delphian said.

"And we burnt down the kitchen." Flaring continued.

"I think your hat was in there."

"I think it was too."

"Might have been,"

"Might not have been."

"Probably,"

"Possibly,"

"Could have been."

"Definitely was." Flaring concluded, smiling.

"Where's Valkyrie is she safe?" Of course he was worried about her.

"Yeah! They left before it all set fire" Flaring said.

"Which we could have done, but then we would have missed all the fun!" Delphian pouted.

"Okay, you guys are weird."

"You only just noticed?" Flaring exclaimed, Delphian laughing.

"What did you learn from this guys?" Tanith had just came back,

"To not cook coke."

"And?"

"To just go to the shops when we want some," Both girls chorused, looking at their feet.

"Good, you promise?"

"We promise!"

Behind Flaring and Delphian's backs, they had their fingers crossed.

Mwahahaha! Thanks for reading ;) Please R&R! ;D

p.s Derek Landy own SP ;D

xDBx