Justuff: Hello! I'm back! If you read the last chapter in my first story, iTeam Up, you probably thought that I was going to update in Februrary or March, but I was bored and had nothing to do today, so I figured, why not make it early? I hope you like how this story will turn out. This will also be in Carly's POV. So enjoy this chapter, iBecome Tracy! P.S.-I put the types of fonts in case you liked them and wanted to use them. They are found on Microsoft 2007.

Disclaimer: OK, I'm not a guy and my name is not "Dan", and I don't write the scripts, or else, THIS would be the script! EN-JOE-OY! Pretty plz….? (puppy dog eyes face)

Carly's POV

"Hey people of the Universe, the Ultimate Hide-And-Seek Place!" I exclaimed.

"I'm not Christopher Columbus…" Sam said.

"And this is NOT the dairy department in your nearest grocery store!"

"But this am iCarly!" We shouted together in unison. We were doing an iCarly webisode.

"Today," I started. "I am going to help one of you with one of your "problems".

"Carly is going to be answering a question from our viewers. Frederina." She said, giving Freddie the cue.

"OK," I said aloud, "Dear Carly, this guy I met a couple of weeks ago WAS my guyfriend, but he asked me out! I don't like him that way, but should I date him? Signed, Cartwheels For Monkeys."

"Well, Cartwheels for Moneys, just tell him that you guys should be friends a little while longer, to get to know each other, and see where it goes from there." I stated.

Sam then said, "OK, now we are going to do a new segment called, 'Life On The Pony Named Jeff." Gibby then came out. We kept doing our show as regular.

"Well, good-bye and good-night!"

" Better see ya sitting in that same place next week, or bad things will happen…" Sam pretend-threatened…I think…

Freddie said, "And…we're clear!" We then celebrated with the drinking of Smoothies.

THE NEXT DAY

I was trying to break up a fight between Sam and Freddie. "God, you guys, calm the freak down!" I yelled, but they kept on bickering as if I wasn't even there- AS USUAL.

"OK, Nub, just get outta my face! I can only look at yours for so long!" She snapped.

"Fine!" He yelled back, and went off to his locker, I suppose. "God, you guys…" Sam rolled her eyes. "Yea, it's ME." I just chuckled and I received a text. It read;
(A/N: COMIC SAMS MS FONT)

Dear Carly Shay,

Please report to the Bulldog Bark Newspaper Room immediately, and do not tell any soul about this text.

-Derrick Forrest, Newspaper Editor

I laughed. ANY SOUL?! I don't know. I texted back a simple

"OK…?" as I told Sam I had to go someplace and left to go to the Newspaper Room.

I walked in, and they all stared. "Carly, hi, I'm Derrick. So you got my text?"

"Yea, but I don't get why I'm here…"
"We decided to do a Trust Tracy Advice Column in the school newspaper, since no one reads it, but we couldn't find anybody."

"And-"

"We saw your webshow, and you gave that person really good advice. Something none of us would've come up with. We want YOU to be the Trust Tracy Advice Columnist."

"It WASN'T that good!!" I thought, but didn't say aloud.

I wanted to puke: Not because I was shocked, not because I was nervous, but I think I ate something bad at lunch…

"OK, I'll do it." I sighed.

"OK, then! Welcome aboard, Carly Shay!" A weird and smelly guy greeted me. I met all the crew members that day-yep, all 5. Not very many, so I guess it was an honor to be chosen I made notes of every single one of them when I got home.

(A/N: Bradley Hand ITC FONT)Ashley Vonvegas-Newspaper Writer-Funny and clumsy

Timothy Golden-Weather Reseacher-Comes off with an unsusual odor and is very weird.

Derrick Forrest-Newspaper Editor-Kept trying to get my attention and kept bragging.

Kyla Handson-Newspaper Researcher on things-Really cool and awesome, would be a great friend

And

Garren Justopherson and Jacob Handsley-Photographers-Best Friends, and think they are both the best spies in the world…

I got home and Spencer had bought burgers from Sally's (A/N: NOT A REAL PLACE IN iCarly!!!). I could smell them in the car, but he said we should wait until we got home so we wouldn't make a mess.

THE NEXT DAY

The next day I took a copy of the newspaper. I was nervous no one would write to me, so I shouted, "Hey, Guess what?! There's an advice column! It's called the Trust Tracy advice column! Everybody look! Write about your problems, using a penname, and slip them through the door of the Newspaper Room. Then, people will give them to Tracy to answer…probably quite well, and I bet she's pretty too…" Hye, I had to give myself a LITTLE credit if people wouldn't know that Tracy was me!

After that, people were writing everywhere. Who knew people had a lot of problems…I was just kidding around on the show! I saw Sam writing in her notebook. "Hey, Sam," I greeted. "Whatchya doin'?" "Just doodles," She answered, quite quickly. "One where Freddie's about to get dipped in lava! Look!" She exclaimed, and showed me. I rolled my eyes chuckling. Sam…when was she going to learn?! That day, I got so many letters (probably about 150), but I was only able to answer to 100 of them, during class, and after school, at home. I could only stay in school so long! I guess I would have everyone's questions answered tomorrow, IF I don't get more.

What I didn't know was that I was going to get a letter, a hard letter to answer, that I would never expect to get, and that I'd never for get…

So did you like it? Hate it? Sorry, it was so short. Also, I put the type of fonts in case you guys wanted to use them. Oh, and if you read my profile, you probably read that that story was going to appear in Februrary or March, well that story will be updated in March. So, anyways, I think this was a pretty good cliffhanger, but if you read the summary, you probably know why it's important. Sorry, but I felt like stopping here, if you wanted to read more. So hopefully you liked it, and are reading until at least here. This is a short story, so it won't be long but it will have at LEAST 5 chapters! So, I'll see ya and Good-bye (from The Sound Of Music)!!!!!. Hey, this will be a PERFECT three pages after I say peace and hairgrease…cool! Here it is:

*Peace and Hairgrease*-~zazeendot~ REVIEW! THEY MAKE ME HAPPY :)!