A/N: So I was thinking the other day, and I realized I posted 7 drabbles for the shuffle challenge...the normal posting is 10. I honestly felt like such an idiot :P So here's the other three, and I may post a few more in a couple days as a way to apologize for my carelessness.


Alcohol- Brad Paisley

Rachel's giddy.

For the first time in her life, she's letting loose completely, and doing whatever she wants. She's going to regret it in the morning, but for now, she's having the time of her life.

"Noah," she slurs, to the point where Puck isn't even sure if it's his name she says, "I love you, I love you soooo-" Puck chokes back a laugh at her never ending 'oh'- "much. This stuff is amazing. I don't know why I didn't try it before."

Puck smirks before responding. "You're too good, Berry. I always knew you'd be a fun drunk."

She starts laughing, and it's then that he realizes she's one of those drunks- one that never stops laughing once they start- and so he shuts her up by slamming his lips against hers.

For the first time in his life, Noah Puckerman is drunk on something that is definitely not alcohol.

He's drunk on Rachel Berry's kiss, and it's better than any buzz he's ever gotten before.


The Internet is for Porn- Avenue Q

"Berry. You left your iPod in my car," Puck begins, and he has that glint in his eye that honestly scares Rachel- "and you'll never guess what I found on it."

She can't think of anything off of the top of her head that could be used as blackmail on her iPod- all that's on there is showtunes- when he finally tells her the dreaded song.

"What the hell is 'The Internet is for Porn'? Seriously, do you have anything you want to tell me? I didn't know you were into that shit."

She groans and slinks into her seat.

Puck only smirks in response.


Let Love Be- Elliott Yamin

When he first sees her smile at something he says, Finn brushes it aside. She's still crazy about him, he knows that. There's no way she'd ever pick the background singer over the leading man. Besides, she knows what Puck's like. She knows he's a major ass, and she knows what he's after in every relationship he has. She's not stupid enough to fall for someone like Noah Puckerman. She's smart enough to fall for someone like Finn Hudson. He reminds himself that he'll always have Rachel Berry wrapped around his finger in case something goes wrong with Quinn. But she keeps smiling at him more and more, and it's beginning to drive Finn insane.

Two months later, when the baby debacle unfolds and he loses Quinn, he figures it's time to give Rachel her chance- she's been waiting in the wings long enough. So no one is more surprised than he when he kisses her as tenderly as he possibly can and she pushes him away immediately, whispering,

"I don't feel anything for you like that. I'm sorry."

He knows she's got the hots for someone else, but he doesn't ask who. He already knows. He just can't believe she's stupid enough to fall for someone like Puck.