Yeah, for lack of a better idea, I came up with this.
I acidentally pronounced X-Burner as X-Butter...
Lol, This is what happened. I hope you enjoy this!
I don't own KHR... Yippie... Or D. Gray-man
Once again, Bianchi was in the kitchen for a very long time... and was still inside after eight hours.
Tsuna's mom had to buy takeout. "I wonder what Bianchi-san is doing..."
Tsuna shrugged. "Frankly, I don't even want to know".
Even after dinner, she still wasn't finished.
Luckily, it was a Saturday, so he didn't really have to worry... Hopefully.
The next morning, Bianchi gave him a stick of non-purple, non-poisonous looking stick of butter.
Reborn said "Good... If you do not find out what it does, I'll shoot you with a bullet I've been meaning to try out."
"B-b-but why? Can't you do it yourself? Your the one with all the expertise!"
"Flattering, yet true. But I have to finish this 18 gallon bottle of espresso."
Reborn took out a bottle about ten times bigger than himself.
"How am I suppose to do this!?!?!?" Reborn dealt him the famous 'it is obvious, you idiot who lacks a brain in a world that recquires one to be succesful or just have a adequate living space' kick.
"Why do you think you have a family in the world of the mafia? Ask them."
First Victim: Gokudera Hayato
"JUUUUUUUUDAIME!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A STICK OF BUTTER?!?!" Gokudera came running towards him.
"Umm... Your older sister made it. Reborn told me to find out what it does."
Gokudera stopped listening after the first sentence.
"THE DEVIL HERSELF MADE IT!?!? ITS POSSESED! QUICK! GET THE NEAREST EXORCIST!!!"
He ran over to a guy in black and silver clothing with red hair, green hairband and a eyepatch.
"KIND SIR, ARE YOU AN ESTEEMED EXORCIST?!? WE NEED HELP QUICKLY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!" The man looked weirded out.
"Uh, yes. Yes I am. My name is Lavi. What sort of problem is there?"
"We have... A POSSESED STICK OF BUTTER!!! MY DEMON OF A SISTER MADE IT!"
"Um. Well, let me take a look at it." Gokudera showed it to him.
"Alright, place it on the ground." After doing so, Lavi took out a hammer.
"Little Hammer, Big Hammer, Grow, Grow GROW!"
The hammer grew to a huge size. "HIBAN! FIRE SEAL!!! KILL THIS DAMNED COOKING INGREDIENT!"
He slammed the hammer onto the butter and out exploded flames.
For a moment, nothing happened to the butter.
But then, when Lavi and Gokudera approached it, it exploded in their faces.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!"
(30 minutes later)
Lavi's comrades arrived. "T-t-that stick of butter is cursed. CURSED I TELL YOU!!!" Lavi was just dragged away by a samurai.
Gokudera layed twitching on the ground. "I'm sorry Juudaime, I failed! I MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU WITH A BLUNT SPORK!"
Tsuna frantically waved his hands around. "I-its alright! There's no need to!"
"YOU ARE TOO KIND BOSS! I NOW MUST COMMITT HARA-KIRI WITH A CANDELABRA!"
"GOKUDERAAAAAAA! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO!"
(Later At The Hospital)
The doctor looked up from his clipboard.
"He's going to be fine, but I still wonder how he had a candelabra with him..."
Tsuna sighed and thought 'As long as he doesn't do some other ritual suicide attempt.'
(Back At Home)
Reborn was almost finished with his large bottle of espresso.
"Dame-Tsuna, how did everything go?"
Tsuna sighed. "Gokudera enlisted the help of a pirate, and tried to committ suicide. At least that stick of butter is gone..."
Reborn smirked. "Are you that sure? Check your pocket~" Tsuna paled as he took an object out.
"Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Its the stick of cursed butter!" He promptly fainted on the spot.
Yes, so thats it for this chapter. It might take a while for me to update, since I have another story I am working on.
D. Gray-man is cool. See how I used Lavi and Kanda?
A Candelabra is some sort of candle holder.
The next round of the spelling bee is on the 26th of January here in NY, and I'm in it.
I at least hope to get into the nationals to be on television... Dang, I'm getting nervous.
Well, enough of that.
See you all next time, and I hope you guys review. Anonymous reviews are appreciated too!