Based off of McGee's Bad Morning by Peonies01 I loved her story and just had to put my own twist on it! You should definitely go and check out hers! Reviews are my

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-BatWithButterflyWings

"WOAH WOAH WOAH! DID YOU GUYS HAVE SEX!?"

McGee stood up with his arms out trying to process the information. Abby was standing in the middle of the bullpen, wide-eyed and quiet for once.

"Jesus, could you say it any louder McProbious"

Tony snapped. Ziva put her head in her hands and groaned.

Director Jenny Shepard and Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs stood on the balcony watching their "children" yell at each other.

"Jethro, it appears that our kids are undergoing some sort of sick sexual relationship."

Jenny smirked looking at Jethro. Gibbs smiled.

"They've been dancing around each other long enough, its time something happened."

"What ever happened to rule number 12?"

The Director asked wiggling her eyebrows. Gibbs sighed.

"Well, as long as no one gets an STD or pregnant, I don't really care"

The former partners grinned at each other, remembering one steamy night they spent together in Paris.

"Youre calling me McProbious!? LOOK WHO'S TALKING!"

Ziva jumped out of her seat.

"God, McGee! Please lower your voice. The entire ecosystem can hear what you are saying!"

Team Gibbs stopped their glaring to stare at Ziva with confused expressions.

"Oh, you know what I mean!"

She said waving her hands like she often did when she was flustered. Abby squealed and jumped on Ziva. Ziva was visibly shocked since she did not return Abby's spur of the moment hug.

"LONG LIVE TIVA!"

Abby shouted peeling herself off of Ziva. By this point, nearly the entire office was staring at the team.

"Who's Tiva?"

Gibbs asked making one of his famous inconvenient entrances. Gibbs stopped walking and stared at Tony who blushed and fumbled around with his back pack. Gibbs nodded at his senior agent.

"Good for you DiNozzo"

Tony looked up shocked but obviously happy.

"Thank you boss."

Gibbs whipped around to look at his sole female agent.

"David?"

El Jefe asked walking up to the ex-Mossad.

"Yes?"

Gibbs smacked Ziva upside the head.

"Seriously?"

He asked her in a biting tone.

"Understood Gibbs"

Abby and McGee were staring at the three of them with shocked expressions.

"Well, come on we've got a dead marine"

Team Gibbs shuffled into the elevator.

"Ziva we have so much to talk about when you get back!"

Abby said as the doors were closing. Ziva blushed.

"See you when we get back Abs"

Gibbs said closing the door with a wink.

"Don't die!"

Abby shouted before skipping down to the morgue so that she could tell Ducky.