My first real crossover. I own neither Higurashi nor Bleach, but I'll put the characters back in the toy box. For those who follow Higurashi, this takes place after Shion goes crazy and kills nearly everybody (Mori-bushi hen, I think.) For those who don't, just know that the premise is that one character goes crazy and kills everybody, and that the scenario only changes after Rika, the blue haired character, dies. Then the series resets. This takes place during one of the resets. Konso is 'soul burial.'

Rena Ryuguu blinked up at her new friend. She'd overdosed on sleeping pills, hadn't she? After everyone had died- Keiichi from an opportunistic infection, Shion from a fall, after watching her sister kill Rika, and Satoko. Mion had almost taken Keiichi too, and sent him to the hospital.

Although, now that she thought about it, the killer might've been Shion. An identical twin could get away with a lot.

So who was this little-cute- girl? Whoever she was, Rena instantly decided on her course of action.

"I'm taking you home!" she yelled delightedly, lunging forward.

Yachiru yelped, dodged and watched as the soul suddenly disappeared.

"So much for konso," she said,disappointedly. "I hope she didn't turn into a hollow. Why don't they ever stick around?"

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Kenpachi eyed the two little girls, one blue haired, one blonde. The blue-haired kid had some pretty good reiatsu. He gently tapped the blonde on the head, grabbing her hand to keep her from disappearing into the Rukon.

"You two are comin' with me," he said. "Yachi'll be happy to have a couple a' sisters."

"Can I see my ni-ni again?" the little blonde asked. "He's a sad-looking blond."

"Yeah, I know him. I'll find him for ya. Hey, blue, let's get this show on the road."

The blue haired one smiled. "Not this time around, I'm afraid. Satoko, come on! Let's try to get this one right!"

Both girls melted away.

"Damnit!"

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"So, I'm dead?" Keiichi asked.

"Yes, you're dead. Now come with me," Yumichika said. Ikkaku seemed to be having some trouble as well. He'd gotten a pair of rather confused twins. The same pair as a few deaths ago, which was unusual. Usually, it was just the one green-haired girl. Ikkaku had tried asking her on a date every time she got killed.

"But all the others.."

"Are already on their way to Soul Society. Now come here, and you can join them."

The boy took one step forward and dissipated. Yumichika heard Ikkaku swear.

"Yours too?"

"Yeah, damnit! I was gonna take 'em to the bar! I think you'd like the girlier one, and I'd take the one who tried to taze me."

Yumichika tsked. They'd both be hits on the bar scene, but it would be a catastrophe if Rangiku started hanging out with them. Poor little huggable Hitsugaya. Now he'd have three busty women to dodge, instead of one.

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Report of Konso Mission to Hinamizawa: mission failed. All souls seem to have cycled back into the world of the living. Next time, ask Twelfth and stop wasting Eleventh's time. This is the fifth fuckin' time. By the way, tell that freak Mayuri that I've called dibs. He lets me keep all of the brats, or I turn Yachiru loose in his lab. Signed, K.Z.

I'm so very, very sorry for this.