GB: Hello there everybody to those who has read my previous story welcome back and to those who are new to my stories than welcome. Well it's Christmas time and that means that it's time for gifts and presents, and time to spread holiday cheer.
Hidan: Just hurry up the sooner you finish the sooner we can be done with this fucking Heathen Holiday!
GB: Hidan stop complaining before I cut your head off again!Hidan: (silence)
GB: Well any way here is the so called sequel to 'One Crazy Thanksgiving' 'A twisted X-MAS'
Disclaimer: I don't own anybody or anything in this story not even the ocs all that I own is the story idea.
It's Christmas time in the rain village all the once rain have turned into little snowflakes onto the ground. There were decorations on all of the buildings, carolers singing in the streets, and the children were playing in the snow. They were either pulling sleds or trying out their new snowboards they just got on Christmas morning. This was truly a joyful time of year. Time to leave this peaceful sitting and head on over to the Akatsuki base to see what chaos is about to ensure.
"So how are the decorations coming along?" GB asked who was getting the base ready for the Christmas party that he was planning.
"They're coming along great if I do say so myself" Konan smiled as she had finished putting up some origami snowflakes all over the inside of the base it was a beautiful sight to beheld.
"Wow Konan I must say that you are amazing when it comes to origami" GB said to the blue haired woman.
"Why thank you it's kind of like art if you think about it" she said back to him.
"No it's not everybody knows that true art is an explosion, un!" Deidara screamed while standing on a ladder putting the thistles up on the walls of the base.
"Ok we get it just be careful up there will ya?" GB said to the blonde artist hoping that he wouldn't fall down.
"Don't worry nothing won't happen as long as I'm up here, yeah" Deidara said confident that he won't fall down.
As soon as he said that Tobi came bursting through the door full of energy screaming merry Christmas.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!" He screamed running around in circles "Look what Santa brought Tobi for being such a good boy this year!" He screamed as he held up Tickets to a private screening of 'Iron Man 2'
"Will you shut the hell up you idiot and stop running around can't you see that I'm standing up here, un!?" Deidara yelled from atop of the ladder.
"Senpai can Tobi help too?" He said as he ran for the ladder, but ended up tripping on his own foot and knocked the ladder over.
Deidara trying to keep his balance ended up with some thistle around his neck and soon afterwards the ladder fell beneath his feet and he was being strangled by the thistle.
"Don't worry senpai Tobi will save you!!" He said as he started to pull Deidara down by the leg but that was only making things worse. "Why is your face turning blue senpai?" Tobi wandered as he was still trying to pull Deidara down.
"Konan would you mind?" GB asked who simply nodded knowing what he was asking of her.
She pulled out a shuriken and threw it at the thistle around Deidara's neck which caused him to land on top of Tobi.
"Senpai you're down now!" Tobi screamed happy to see Deidara down from being strangled to death.
Without any warning Deidara punched Tobi right in his orange masked face and it sent him flying right into the next room of the base.
"You almost killed me you idiotic freak of nature, yeah!!!!" Deidara screamed as he was about to blow Tobi into the after life, but he was stopped by GB at the last moment.
"calm down Deidara the last thing we need is another hole in the wall. Besides let's not forget whose coming back for the Christmas party." GB said with a sly smile on his face.
Pretty soon the dark air around Deidara was completely gone because he knew that Haruhi Suzumiya was coming to the party. He wanted to make sure that everything went smoothly for him because he's going to try to put the 'moves' on her.
"You're right I should go and get ready, un" He said as he got up and headed for his room to prepare for her arrival
"What exactly are his chances with Haruhi?" GB asked Konan curious about her opinion on the subject.
"Are you sure you really want to know?" She said back to him with a little smile on her face.
"That low huh? Well this is the season for miracles so who knows. Well I should go and see how the others are coming along" GB said as he left to see how the other Akatsuki members are coming along with their tasks.
*Kitchen*
Itachi was in the kitchen preparing the eggnog he was in charge of it mainly because he makes the best eggnog anyone has ever tasted.
"Hey there Itachi how's the eggnog coming along?" GB asked coming into the kitchen seeing Itachi stirring the eggnog up.
"almost done" Itachi simply said with his monotone voice still stirring the bowl.
"Great to hear, so Sasuke excited about the big Christmas party we're having?" GB asked the youngest Uchiha who was chained up again.
"Could you tell me why the hell I'm tied up and was brought back here again!?" Sasuke growled through his gritted teeth.
"Sasuke I already explained it to you on Thanksgiving and I really don't feel like repeating myself. Well anyway keep up the good job Itachi" GB said as he left the kitchen.
*Outside of the Base*
GB soon made his way to the front of the base and up on the roof he saw Kisame fiddling with the Christmas lights.
"Hey Kisame are the lights ready yet!?" GB screamed up to the shark man.
"This is the last one! Time to light this baby!" Kisame screamed as he plugged the lights together which gave off a bright glow.
"It looks perfect! Great Job!" GB screamed back as Kisame was making his way off of the roof of the base.
"It took me all morning but it was worth it. If you can excuse I'm going to go and get ready because Ranamon is coming." Kisame said as he walked back into to the base and back into his room.
*Living Room*
GB was heading into the living room to see if Hidan was done decorating the Christmas tree but to his surprise he saw Konan working on it.
"Hey there Konan I thought Hidan was supposed to be working on the tree?" GB asked her curious as to why she was decorating it.
"He said that he didn't want to be part of a holiday for heathens and that Jashin would not approve of it." She explained to him while working on the tree.
"He really said all of that?" He asked
"No not really what he really said was much more foul than that." She stated
"You're probably right. So let me guess he's in his room?" He asked and Konan simply nodded. "You remembered to spray the tree with Zetsu repellent right?" she nodded and with that GB left to check on Hidan.
*Hidan's Room*
When GB opened the door to Hidan's room he found him doing one of his little rituals on the floor.
"Hey close the fucking door can't you see that I'm praying here!?" Hidan yelled from the floor.
"Hidan that's enough praying you are going to come down stairs right now and help us get everything ready for the Christmas party!" GB ordered but the silvered haired man only laughed at him.
"Yeah right there is no fucking way that I'm going to go down there and celebrate this fucking Holiday now get the fuck out!" He screamed back at GB.
"Hidan don't make me drag you down there" GB said with a threaten tone in his voice and a serious look on his face.
"You wanna go? THAN BRING IT!" Hidan screamed soon GB slammed Hidan's door.
There was a lot of punching and screaming sounds coming from inside the room evening a lamp being smashed was heard.
"Hey what the hell are you doing with that!?" GB screamed as he was able to dodge Hidan's scythe. "That's it you're going down now!"
Soon some of the other Akatsuki members were gathered outside of the door listening to what was going on in there. There were a lot of curse words being thrown around in there they even heard some chains rattling as well.
Pretty soon it became quite and they didn't know what to do that's when the door opened up and there was GB dragging Hidan by the collar of his cloak.
"I told you not to make me drag you down there" GB said with some cuts and little bits of bruises on him along with a knife sticking out of his left shoulder. Hidan lets just say that he ended up with a black eye for Christmas along with some knives in both of his legs.
The others they didn't say a word they just followed the two down stairs.
"So who's going to pick him up this year?" Kisame asked the other members
"Don't worry it's already being taken care of." Itachi stated as he went back down stairs.
GB: Well there you go everybody Chapter one I hope you enjoyed it. If you're wondering on who the others was talking about just stay tuned to chapter 2. I'll see you all later.