AN: Yo I'm back again! Still no charger for ma laptop but eh its coming up soon. Anyway here's chapter three.

Enjoy

Chapter Three

The Farmer's Kekkei Genkai

The next day found Danzo sitting at his desk, his hands clasped in front of him and his eye shining with surprise and interest.

"Really…a bloodline limit you say?" he asked his subordinate who responded with a, "Hai. According to Haruno-San, the jinchuuriki has a very powerful bloodline limit. He apparently subdued her with no trouble when she attacked him. The details of the bloodline limit were not revealed to me but she suggests he's strong enough to fight an average jounin evenly. Perhaps he's stronger."

"Interesting."

Danzo didn't bother pondering why Tsunade had kept this knowledge from the council as he could already guess why. She was trying to keep some bit of the boy's privacy to him. He snorted at this thought. A weapon as potentially powerful as the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki was not something that was entitled to privacy. And the fact that as a civilian he is capable of contending and even besting someone like Haruno Sakura with his bloodline limit alone means his potential is…astounding.

No. Uzumaki Naruto had lost any right to…privacy the moment he became the fox's jailor. It was simply his destiny, his purpose to fight…to destroy all of Konoha's enemies.

But…Tsunade also had a point. It will not be easy to ensnare the boy. He needed an edge. He needed to find out how the boy ticked, what motivated him? If anything at all.

"Study him," he began. "I want to know everything, his daily routine, and the full extent of his bloodline limit. Report back to me when you have sufficient intel."

Sai nodded and gave a salute, "Hai, Danzo -Sama." then he vanished.

Danzo looked up in thought. "Uzumaki Naruto…my how interesting you've become."

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Tsunade sat at her desk rubbing her temples in thought. The…obstacle that Naruto and his unexpected refusal to be trained had given her a rather large headache. Akatuski was on the move. Konoha had already received a threat from them claiming that Konoha would suffer dearly if they refused to give him up. They would come here and try and take him by force. And they would come here soon.

She wasn't particularly worried about Naruto. She didn't even know the guy. However she was fully aware of the necessity to keep the Kyuubi out of Akatsuki's hands. He would need to fight to keep himself alive.

It frustrated her a bit that he couldn't see that. But she couldn't really hold it against him.

"Damn I need some Sake," she muttered

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The next day also found Naruto once again working on his farm, collecting numerous vegetables for his home and experimenting with his plants. He was smiling contently as he worked, absorbed in his task for the day.

A bit of sweat rolled off of his forehead and hit the ground where a tiny seedling immediately sprung to life, feeding on the essence of its creator.

Walking up to one of his giant orange flowers, Naruto grinned and reached up. "Got anything for me?" he asked, to which the flower vibrated a bit before…coughing up a collection of three crows wrapped tightly in thick leaves. The farmer grinned as he took the packages from his creation.

"Thanks," he said as he gently stroked one of the petals once before continuing on his way.

They were scarecrows. His flowers are alive and pretty damn intelligent, about the level of a dog, fiercely loyal and always eager to please their master. They guard his crops most zealously by ensnaring any intruding animal in vines and gift-wrapping them inside their stems for their creator for future consumption.

It's a technique that has yet to fail him, even if it's a bit repetitive. One can only eat so much, crow, rabbit, squirrel, mole or toad a day before he gets tired of it. Hence is the reason he eats more fruits and vegetables. He's not a vegetarian but there is far more variety available to him in the forms of his plants then there is the unfortunate victims of an efficient security system. And because of this, does prefer such things over meat.

He walked up to the porch and turned back over his farm. "If ya have anything else in there you can eat it," he told his flowers and smiled when they all vibrated happily.

Walking inside, he placed the crows inside his ice box before grabbing his shovel and heading back out, passing his farm and heading into his small but very dense forest full of demonic looking plants.

Miyuki-Chan has been pushing at coming over with the brats. He might as well prepare to wow/scare the hell out of them heh heh.

He approached a large purple flower and gently stroked the stem. The flower gave an adorable squeak and opened up for him, allowing him access to the trio of needle-like barbs dripping with a yellow liquid.

"I'm expecting guests over sometime later in the day…or perhaps tomorrow. A woman and a bunch of kids. "Make sure not to attack them okay?"

The flower squeaked again, causing him to smile. "Good girl."

He spent the next half hour doing this to numerous species of mobile and attack plants such as a Venus flytrap, a giant sundew and several others that looked like some sort of sick combinations of demon and plant, complete with dripping fangs or rows of sinister teeth and long tongues. If there is one thing the ninjas couldn't break him of as a child, it was his imagination. There were some pretty scary looking creations in this forest straight out of his ninja hating mind.

Speaking of ninjas. They will want to name his bloodline limit. He briefly wondered what they'd come up with. They'd probably come up with something simple like plant release. He snorted as he bent down to pick a few wild raspberries, raspberries that were as large as apples. "Heh, people are gonna wanna kill for this ability."

He was no idiot. As soon as that big titted hokage had identified herself and the others that were with her, he knew the jig was up on his bloodline limit. And if it wasn't at that point, it sure as hell was as soon as that pink bitch had attacked him, springing the vines. Ninja were going be coming from all over the village trying to test themselves against him. This though made him snarl, causing some of the surrounding plants to writhe a bit. Or they will try and befriend him hoping they could get him to join their clan. This made him sigh in annoyance. Or they will try and steal his DNA by either trying to seduce him with a kunoichi or by forcing him to bleed, or try and kidnap him all together. It wouldn't surprise him really.

And this was on top of constant flow of requests or attempts to coherence him into training as a ninja that he knew were coming. Kami why's his life have to be so damn difficult?

He started thinking again as well, banishing his increasingly negative thoughts in favor of a more positive one. Ayame-Chan for example.

If he was going to visit Ayame-Chan again he'd need money. That last bit he'd left with her had been the last bit of money he had on him and that was an allowance given to him by Myuki-Chan more than two years ago. He mainly just carried it around out of habit but never really had any use for it until the previous day.

He sighed. He'd be damned if he went there and looked like some poor ass bum in front of her so he'd need a way to make bit of money. He could always start up a business, selling fresh fruits and vegetables to the village.

Something moved just out of the corner of his eye. He spun and faced in that direction, plants already springing to life and his body already tense. Whatever it was had moved fast, extremely so. Far faster than…

"Ah, I get it now." He glared.

"Already spying on me eh Ninja bastards?" He looked from side to side his eyes sharp and unblinking. "I'm actually surprised you didn't start the second the Hokage and her lakeys were gone. So tell me, what are ya after? Me or my power?"

A flower swerved back and forth, searching for the intruder.

"Because I'm actually feeling pretty generous today. I'll give you a full demonstration of my abilities if I find your bitch asses."

He was met with utter silence. Nothing was moving everything had died down in an instant. Naruto looked back and forth a few more time, his head slowly swerving until he gave a sigh and relaxed.

"Tch lucky I cant sense chakra or I'd have your ass," he muttered as he picked up his shovel and rested it on his shoulder. "Spy all ya want then ninja. It ain't gonna get me to join your ranks any sooner. Besides I got noting to hide now anyway." He made his way back towards his home and over towards one of his fields where he proceeded to make the water melons he had growing there balloon in size until they were as large as the average sized dog.

"That ought to shake em up a bit," he thought smugly. Sure it was a bit childish but he didn't really care much.

As he took up his usual spot on the rocking chair, he grinned as he produced a wheat stalk and started chewing on the end.

"Guess I'll start a business," he muttered randomly. Ideas for his shop and what he should sell already formulating in his head.

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Sai was…shocked and impressed. Naruto had almost immediately spotted one of his Ink creations though he didn't actively pursue the invader, opting instead to dismiss the spy as any sort of a threat.

And upon seeing a bit of what Naruto was capable of, he knew, just…knew that Danzo-Sama was going to come after this boy. One way or another. This bloodline limit was quite possibly more useful than Mokuton. Though weather or not Naruto was able to control the Kyuubi with it remains to be seen. He actually doubted Naruto could even control even a fraction of the chakra from the Kyuubi. He didn't have the training.

Still though. To have spotted his ink created scout spoke a lot of the farmer's potential.

Feeling a bit more confident now that Naruto knew he was being spied on but was opting not to do anything about it, Sai took his first step into Naruto's territory. A trio of needles sunk into his neck a second later.

His eyes widened for a split second before he exploded into ink.

"What…was that?" Sai had barely managed to get away from that projectile and was once again standing outside of the small forest.

"Was it a plant?"

He took a few more note and vanished via shunshin. He'd have to take a different approach.

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Meanwhile, word was already beginning to spread.

After Sakura had told her friends about Naruto's bloodline limit. They had gone home and told their parents, excited about the prospect of a new bloodline limit in the village. And as the news spread through out the various clans, so too did a sudden desire for the blonde farmer.

Pretty soon the entire village would be buzzing with talk about this mysterious ability.

And it would only get worse in the coming week when Naruto would actually decide to leave his self imposed seclusion and start a small stand that sold fruits and vegetables.

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And in another part of the world, a muscular dark skinned man emerged from that severed tentacle of some huge beast with a grin.

"Ha!" Fooled em! Let's blow dis joint and take dat Vacation!"

The only response to that exclamation was a deep sigh from inside of his own mind.

"Your brother won't be happy."

"Ah It'll be fine! Besides Even I deserve a vacation every once ina while instead 'a bein stuck guardin da village."

"So where do you plan to go the Bee?"

"Hmm. Where ever there's an opportunity to start up ma rappin career! Oh yeah!"

"Whatever. Just hurry up and get going before those brats realize they captured a fake."

"Righty O! Eight O!"

"And quit calling me that!"

Kirabi just grinned and gathered up what was left of his swords before taking off in a random direction.

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AN: Short. I know. Just was hard to find a good ending. Hope you enjoyed it anyways. Next chapter will be longer.

Oh and some have asked what exactly Naruto's bloodline limit entails. Just think Kurama and Poison Ivy combined with a bit of original things thrown in.