AN: Heyy guys! I'm finally returning to "Interviews"! Sorry I kind of disappeared off this story. Fluff just really doesn't take priority, but it's relatively early in the morning (if you woke up at 10:30 like I did) so I'm warming up with my fluff story.
Today I think I'm going to interview Tyson, which should be fun as long as Percy can keep him from like, unintentionally breaking part of my house. Haha. Here's Tyson!
An Interview With Tyson
Max: Hey, Tyson!
Tyson: MAX! *hugs Max*
Max: Wow, hi Tyson. Umm, you're crushing my ribs.
Tyson: Sorry. *sets Max down in her chair*
Max: It's okay, buddy. Anyway, I'm gonna ask you some random questions and see what you think about some stuff, okay?
Tyson: Okay!
Max: Alright, first question: Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
Tyson: Tyson can't read.
Max: PERCY!
Percy: What?
Tyson: TYSON NO READ!
Max: He needs help with the reading questions.
Percy: Oh, right. Okay, big guy, go grab that book.
Tyson: This one?
Percy: Yeah, that one. I know, neither of us would ever read it.
Max: I wouldn't even read it, it's my mom's. Anyway, page 56, line 18, word 6. (Wow, I have that memorized.)
Percy and Tyson: Reporting.
Max: That is such a boring question. What can you hear right now?
Tyson: Video games!
Max: Yeah, that would be my brother. We'll skip the TV question cuz he'll yell at us. Type your name with your elbow.
Tyson: frtydefodrxazi0nhjbg
Max: Okay, he did some short cut that almost crashed my computer. Anyway… Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
Tyson: Ahh… dizzy…
Max: Okay then. (You guys shoulda seen me on that one. I always do it so that it's accurate, but I had been sitting on my feet so my legs were asleep and… yeah that one was very uncoordinated.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
Tyson: Plastic bag.
Max: Yeah, not super interesting. Without looking, guess what time it is.
Tyson: 11:53
Max: Whoa… you were right.
Tyson: Yay!
Max: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Tyson: Video games. Didn't I already tell you that?
Max: Hmm… *scrolls up…* yes. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Tyson: Tyson went outside to pick flowers for pretty Annabeth and Juniper and Max!
Max: Aww, that's sweet Tyson. Thank you. (He just gave me flowers.) What are you wearing?
Tyson: Shirt and shorts?
Max: Yeah, pretty much. Did you dream last night?
Tyson: That Daddy let Percy move down to the forges with us!
Max: When did you last laugh?
Tyson: When Juniper pranked Grover!
Max: Oh, gosh. I'll find out about that later. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Tyson: PURPLE!
Max: Okay then! Seen anything weird lately?
Tyson: Grover.
Grover: Why is that such a popular answer?
Max: Well, technically that's only the second time someone has said just you. And I think it's a reflex. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Tyson: I like peanut butter!
Max: Well I did actually know that but okay. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Tyson: *looks at Max blankly*
Max: Of you could make anything different, what would you change?
Tyson: I would make everybody safe from stupid people like Kronos!
Max: Good answer! Would you ever consider living abroad?
Tyson: No! I like Daddy's kingdom.
Max: What was the last thing you ate?
Tyson: A lot.
Max: Okay then. Describe your personality.
Tyson: PEANUT BUTTER!
Max: Okay. What was the last thing you thought?
Tyson: PEANUT BUTTER!
Max: That is a good answer.
Tyson: Yum. :)
Max: I like PEANUT BUTTER! *yelled like Tyson* What's it like being you?
Tyson: It's fun!
Max: Cool! What was the last website you visited before FanFiction?
Tyson: YouTube!
Max: What was the last thing you cooked?
Tyson: Tyson no cook!
Max: Haha. What color are the walls of the room you're in?
Tyson: PURPLE!
Max: I thought we already did that one? Oh well. What person is most important to you?
Tyson: PERCY AND ANNABETH AND GROVER AND JUNIPER… I CAN'T PICK!
Max: Use one word to describe yourself.
Tyson: PEANUT BUTTER!
Max: What made you smile today?
Tyson: Percy and Annabeth!
Max: When was the last time you saw a rainbow?
Tyson: An Iris Message to Percy from home!
Max: Okay! Do you want a haircut?
Tyson: I don't care.
Max: That's cool. Have you ever been in a fight?
Tyson: Yes, I have helped Percy!
Max: Good job, Tyson. Thanks for coming in and answering some random stuff for me.
Tyson: I am done?
Max: You are done.
Tyson:
Max: But you can hang out for a while! Everyone else seems to be. :P
Tyson: Okay! Yay!
And that concludes my Interview with Tyson. :)