The most random thing that's ever come out of my mind, I just love pronouns.
WARNING: not funny at all
THE REASON WHY ROCK STAR/PIRATE/PUDDING-EATING TEDDY BEARS ARE IMPORTANT
There's no I in team, but there's a mate, and a mate is a single person, so a mate from its respective point of view HAS to be an I,
A mate is also a person who is friends/partners/lovers/buddies/etc with another person and/or people, so a mate can't be a mate without at least one more mate
So a mate, just for being a mate, has lost all sense of singularity? Is that what you're saying?
Well, not exac…
Then a mate IS a single person
Well,… yeah but…
NO BUTS!! No matter what, a person is a single person, and a single person just for being a single person is an I
o.O
…and a mate is a single person, and there's a mate in a team, therefore, there's a single person in a team, which is why there IS an I in team!
Don't argue with yourself at 4 in the morning, you can be grumpier than usual
Who did you call grumpy?!
You
I'm you so that means you're grumpy too!
Well then, don't argue with yourself at 4 in the morning, yourself might wind up to be smarter than you =)
HA, you called me smart!
No, I called myself smart
I'm you
No, I'm yourself, you're you, without the self
So? I'm still you
Exactly, you're you, I'm yourself.
That doesn't matter, we're still the same
So just because I'm you and you're -
I'm you, you're yourself
It's the same
Exactly
… no! wait!, it's not the same!!
Yes, it is, you said it yourself
But…
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE BUTS?!
None, but…
NONE!
What's going on here?! You woke me up!
You!
Opss…
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ARGUING WITH YOURSELF?
Not to?
EXACTLY
But…
What were you saying about buts?
None, but…
NONE!
Yourself is right, stick to what you say
That's not fair! Yourself has always been your favorite!
Because yourself doesn't wake me up at 4 in the morning!
Still not fair!
Is it yourself's fault that you don't stick to what you say?
Yes, it is!
No it's not!
Don't you dare start that conversation again!
Why not? / Why not?
Because it's 4 in the morning and I want to sleep
But we don't! / But we don't!
What were you saying about buts?
None?
Yeah, none
Though…
That's like a but
But it's not a but
So? It means the same
Are you saying I can't differ from you?
We could've saved ourselves a lot of arguments if you had understood that earlier
…
You are kinda right…
That's why you should never differ from me
You're still right! That's why you should let me sleep
I didn't mean you, I meant me
Exactly
… let's go back for a second, shall we? I, as in me, as in the person talking, am always right
But you're not a person
How many times do I have to repeat myself about that word?
None, we get it, you should never differ from yourself, especially at 4 in the morning.
NOO!!! YOU should never differ from ME!
That's what I've been trying to say! Will you let me sleep now!
No!
WHY NOT?
Because you still don't understand that you should never differ from me!!
It's not my fault that you can't accept what you're saying
IT'S NOT ME WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT'S YOU!!!!
Exactly
ARGHH!!
That's not even a word
NO!, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A WORD, NOTHING IS A WORD, NOTHING IS NOTHING!!!
Well, thank you captain obvious, can I go to sleep now?
you shouldn't argue with yourself at 4 in the morning
Why?
you can never outwit yourself
that is sooo true!
WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
YOU HATE ME? *sniffs*
You know what? Yes, I hate you
I didn't ask if you hated yourself, I asked if you hated me
You doesn't hate me, you hates you…
You doesn't hate me? Yay!
Sleep deprivation is not good for you
WHAT ABOUT ME! SLEEP DEPRIVATION IS NOT GOOD FOR ME!!!
That's what I said!!!
No! don't put words in I's mouth, you said sleep deprivation was not good for you!
That's true
Am I the only sane person here?
Probably
But I is not here, so how can I be the only sane person HERE?
Ooh! … right!
OK, let's pretend for a second that "you" is "I" and "me" is "you"… and "yourself" is "second you"
Why do you admire I so much?
And why do me has to be you? me doesn't wanna be you!
And why do yourself has to be second you? Am yourself not good enough to be first you?! *sob*
Why do you insist on hurting yourself!!
Why is yourself your favorite anyways?
Because yourself is kind and forgiving and he doesn't confuse me!
Since when is yourself a male? Or kind and forgiving for that matter?
Since always
But he hasn't existed that long… I mean he's old but not THAT old…
HEY!!! What did you say about buts?!
Stop using my rules against me!
He's not using them against me, he's using them against you
Didn't I say me was you?
No, you said it, stop saying I did
I'm not saying you did
Exactly
What?
You, stop keeping me awake, he needs his beauty sleep
He's a male too?
We all are
Why else would we be fighting?
Duh!
You know what?
You knows nothing
Yeah
You learned something that day: Don't argue with pronouns, they're smarter than you
Damn right / damn right
Next morning
Kevin, Joe, would you please stop talking to me while I sleep?!
Nick we weren't talking to you, we were sleeping
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy but we were sleeping
What did I tell you about buts!?
Nothing, you've never mentioned any buts before
Of course I have! I've told you a hundred times not to say but!!
If you knew that then why did you ask?
Because I was trying to make a point
You can't make a point out of something that hasn't been said
Nick, can you stop making Kevin say things that actually make sense, it's scary
You know what?
No, we can't know what you're thinking, Nick, we might be awesome but we can't read minds
He's doing it again!
*stares*
Are you suggesting were not awesome? *pouts*
*lost puppy eyes*
How can you even doubt that? Of course we're awesome
Then Kevin is right… stop it! *shudders*
*hurt puppy eyes*
Well, at least he's not your favorite anymore
What are you talking about!? Of course Kevin is my favorite
Aaw! *hugs Joe*
Am I still asleep?
Is it another one of those questions you already know the answer of?
I don't know
You don't know if it's one of those questions or you don't know the answer to your question?
Both
That's a paradox
Nick! Stop making Kevin sound smart!
*stops hugging*
I'll go back to sleep
Good luck with that, Frankie wanted to learn how to play the drums
Stop torturing me!
We're not torturing you, we're just being ourselves
I'll stop torturing you when Kevin stops being right
I'm sorry, Nick, I can't help being right, it's my nature, that's why I'm the oldest
There! Will you stop now Joe?
Sure man, sorry to bother you *takes soda and walks away*
This family doesn't appreciate my awesomeness, I'm moving out! *walks out the door*
Three, two, one…
*Walks in* I forgot my rock star/pirate/pudding-eating teddy bear
*hands out rock star/pirate/pudding-eating teddy bear *
*beaming* thank you! *walks out again*
Finally! Some peace *put ear buds on and lies down*
Three seconds later…
KEVIN!! You took MY rock star/pirate/pudding-eating teddy bear!
Nick Lucas learned two things that day:
1. - Don't argue with the members of the band JONAS, just give 'em what they want and they'll leave you alone
2. - Don't hand out rock star/pirate/pudding-eating teddy bears without checking whose they are first
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Because sometimes not even I understand:
Nick - you
Kevin – yourself
Joe - me