Yeah, read mah story...
Here is the key to know what the different stuff means, so yeah
"I have two dollars!" - talking
'It's time to get funky baby' - Thinking
(parenthesis) Author notes type stuff or random commentary, you don't have to read it.
Chapter 1: The first chapter (lol)
It is chirstmas in the Yuuki household. All were sleeping, not making a sound. Not a freaky alien, random events of perverseness. Not even a mouse. All were asleep, dreaming of the gifts that they want. Rito awoke, with a loud yawn, "What time is it?" he asked. "4:00 am." replied a voice.
"...Uh, who is in my room?" he waryile asked.
"Guess." Replied the voice.
"Lala?" he asked.
"No." it answerd.
"Momo?"
"No."
"Nana?"
"No."
"Mikan?"
"No."
"...Santa?"
"...No."
"Run?"
"Yep!" she replied with happiness in her voice.
"Wow, how'd you get in my house?" asked Rito, feeling he going to regret asking.
"I snuck in through the window!" she said, almost as if that was completely normal.
"Yeeaaahhh... HELP!" he yelled in fright. Then Yami busted in that Muh-Fucka! She had a chain-saw, an atom bomb, a shotgun, and a toothbrush.
"I shall save you!" Yami excalimed, Suddenly Yami and Run dashed toward each other. Then out of nowhere, fight music busted out. Yami tried to brush Run's face with the toothbrush, but Run dodged. Then Run, SNEEZED. POOF! Run was now Ren. "I'm gunna get outta here." said REN!!! and he left.
"I saved you Rito." said Yami.
"Yeah, thanks." replied Rito.
"What do I get in return?" asked Yami.
"I dunno, what do you want?" asked Rito.
"I want... YOU!" she said as she tackled him. "Guah!" he said as he was pushed down. She kissed him, super passionantly and stuff. (LOL!!!)
Then Kotegawa walked in the room. "Woah, can I join in?" she asked. "Sure." replied Yami. K0T3GAWA started to get in on that shit.
'How did these people get in my house!' thought Rito. AND THEY ALL DIED!!!
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! DIE!!!
TTTTTHHHHEEEE EEEENNNNDDDD