I don't own Vampire Knight or Shugo Chara. Also, I'm sorry if I'm being a little mean to Yuki. I just… really really don't like her. Lol.

Just letting you know, this isn't gonna get better as it moves forward. This story is all crack, fluff, and retarded-ness. It's like weed-flavored cotton candy laced with cocaine, written to satisfy my needs as a yaoi addict.

OH- who's seen the English dub of Vampire Knight? Vic Mignogna (Zero) and Bryce Papenbrook (Aido) are amazing! But Kaname and Yuki SUCK. They sound like robots. BUT SERIOUSLY Vic's voice + Zero = SEXUAL CLIMAX.

On that note- enjoy the next (rather late) addition to He Tastes Like You, Only Sweeter!

"Hey, you ready?" asked Zero.

"Yeah. C'mon, let's go," Ikuto replied.

As they walked down the halls, Zero noticed many stares thrown their way and smirked.

"What are you smiling at?" Ikuto asked.

Zero chuckled. "Well, if I'm going to hell, I might as well do it with a smile on my face," he said, and casually slung his arm around Ikuto's waist. Many murmurs could be heard throughout the crowd.

A look of realization graced Ikuto's features. He smiled. "And I'll be right there with you," he stated, and turned to kiss Zero lightly on his cheek. More talk.

"You seem to be enjoying the new student, stupid apprentice," said a voice behind them.

Zero cringed. "Yagari-sensei…" He let go of his boyfriend's waist and turned around, taking a defensive stance. "What do you want?"

The one-eyed vampire hunter grinned. "I am merely walking to my class, and what does it matter if I want to talk to my adorable student?" Yagari said lazily. He walked up to Ikuto and took the boy's chin into his hand, forcefully turning his head so he could see the flesh-colored bandage that covered the two puncture wounds on his neck. He smirked.

"I see you've already marked this one as your own," he said, causing Ikuto to blush like a madman. "You know that's against the rules, right?"

"That's none of your business," Zero replied hastily, and with a scowl he grabbed Ikuto's hand and dragged him away from the aggravating teacher.

Ikuto was still blushing. "Who was that?"

"Long story short, I'm a vampire hunter. That was my teacher. He teaches here now to keep an eye on me. He's also a pain in the ass…" Zero explained in a huff.

The other boy raised an eyebrow. "A vampire hunter? But aren't you…"

"Yes, yes, a vampire. I know. Weird, right? My family was killed by a pureblood. She turned me into a vampire."

"Oh. Alright," Ikuto said, and didn't say anything more even though he didn't really understand because he could tell that Zero was bothered by it.

All of a sudden, the halls seemed emptier and Zero and Ikuto were the only ones left.

"Shit, we're gonna be late!" Zero said, and they ran as fast as they could to their class.

They stepped into the classroom and were greeted with even more stares. Ikuto happened to be chewing gum. He popped it obnoxiously. Zero snickered. All the girls in the room and a few boys were hyperventilating.

The teacher's eyes narrowed. "Good morning, Zero, and who is this?"

Ikuto smirked. Then he smiled pleasantly and held his hand out, which the teacher reached out to shake.

"I apologize for being late; Zero was just showing me around school. My name is Ikuto Tsukiyomi, I'm new here." He smiled again.

The teacher, a female, just stood there rapidly shaking his hand with both of hers.

"Y… y-yes, Tsukiyomi-san, just take a seat wherever you like," she said, quite obviously dazzled.

"Thank you, I'll be sure to be on time from now on," he said. He turned around and winked at the class (half of which fainted), then took Zero's hand (who was also dazzled), and walked towards the two empty seats in the back of the room.

Zero snickered. "I think you over did it a little bit," he whispered and pointed to the teacher who was now sitting at her desk breathing heavily with a hand pressed to her chest.

Yuki violently turned around in her seat and started whisper yelling at them.

"A little bit? Are you crazy? Why were you even late anyway? And why are you holding hands?"

Ikuto giggled. Zero smirked. "Why do you think we're holding hands? What is it, Yuki-chan? Are you jealous?" He leaned closer to her. "Oh yeah… and just so you know, Ikuto tastes a lot better than you do." Yuki gasped, blushed, and turned around, almost burning a hole into the wall in the front of the room with a glare.

Ikuto stopped laughing for a minute. "Wait… tastes better… you've drank Yuki-chan's blood before?"

Zero nodded. "Mhmm. And she's been aware of the existence of vampires since before she can remember. Not to mention she is one. A pureblood. Found out just recently. Dunno why she's still here, though. In the Day Class. She's betrothed to her brother type person who's in the Night Class. I wonder why I'm not there, too."

"Oh."

The whole time, Yuki could hear what they were saying. She whipped around in her seat. Zero glanced over at her.

"Hmm? Oh, hello, Yuki-chan. We were just discussing-"

"I know what you were discussing! I can hear you! I'm right in front of you! Please be quiet please!"

The teacher looked up from her desk. "Yuki Cross. Detention. No talking, please."

"But I- they- I can't-"

"Don't try to put the blame on Tsukiyomi-san and-"

Ikuto raised his hand. "Please, sensei. I would prefer it if you called me Ikuto," he said, and smiled dazzlingly again. "But I will admit that it wasn't all Yuki-chan's fault. I was also talking, so please don't put the full blame on her." He paused. "I think we all deserve detention," he added smoothly, blinking at her with huge, not-quiet-innocent blue eyes. He seemed to have acquired cat ears in the few milliseconds that everyone had looked away from him.

Three jaws dropped all at once. Sensei was completely surprised that he was willing to take the blame so easily; Yuki couldn't believe that she had to have detention with the two most annoying boys on the planet, and Zero was struck dumb with lust at seeing Ikuto with cat ears.

Zero shook his head and suddenly realized that he had detention. He glared at Ikuto.

Ikuto glared back at him, but the effect wasn't quiet as menacing seeing as Zero noticed that his boyfriend also had a tail.

"What's your problem?" Ikuto asked. "I figured it might be entertaining." He grinned, and suddenly Zero was reminded of the Cheshire cat, and he couldn't hold himself down anymore, and forgetting that he was in the middle of a classroom, surrounded by people who were all staring at him, he jumped out of his seat, grabbed Ikuto by the front of his shirt, and kissed him. On the mouth. In front of everyone.

The other half of the class that hadn't fainted when Ikuto winked at them went down at this new development.

"Hey, umm… Zero?" Ikuto mumble against Zero's mouth. "As much as I'm enjoying this, and as much as I'm not caring about being in public, I don't think this is such a good idea."

Zero frowned slightly. "Shh… you're gonna ruin the moment."

Ikuto grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him away. "Zero, were in a classroom."

"So?"

"A classroom that has people in it!"

Zero blinked and absentmindedly glanced around, vision still clouded with desire.

"Oh. I guess there is." He frowned. "That's too bad. I wasn't finished," he added, suddenly distressed.

Ikuto raised an eyebrow. "…Finished?"

"Ravishing you. By the way, where did the cat ears come from?"

"Not important, I'll explain later. You've got your quirks, I've got mine," he said, suddenly distracted. He grabbed Zero's hand and started to drag him out of the room. "Please excuse us, sensei, we'll be right back."

They left the classroom and Ikuto pushed Zero up against the wall.

"Has anybody ever told you how unbearably adorable you are?"

"That was mean of you, Ikuto. Surprise attacks are not fair at all."

Ikuto blinked in surprise. "Surprise… attacks?"

Zero groaned. "Where did the cat ears come from?"

Ikuto's eyes widened with shock. "That's why you kissed me all of a sudden?" He giggled. "You like my cat ears?"

Zero nodded with embarrassment. His face was quiet pink.

"Ha! Really?" Ikuto burst into hysterical laughter. "Oh jeez, if only Amu was as interesting as you are… Ha ha ha! If she was anything like you, Tadase would be left in the dust, and she would have leapt into my arms! Willingly!"

"But…"

There was a pause in the laughter.

"It was the tail that really set me off."

Ikuto looked as if he was going to explode with the hilarity of the moment. "My tail?" he squeaked, and then composed himself, feline features vanishing with the joyfulness in a cloud of sparkles. "Why didn't anyone tell me that there are people like you in the world?" He was suddenly very far away.

Zero shrugged, though he seemed to be a little surprised (and put out) about the swift disappearance of the cat ears. I have to ask him about that later, he thought. "Who are Amu and Tadase?"

"Oh?" Ikuto blinked, abruptly pulled back to reality. "Ah, umm… Amu is this girl I used to like. She was kind of an idiot, but in a very cute sort of way. Tadase… Tadase is just this weird kid that I grew up with. Both he and I had a crush of sorts on the girl, and it resulted in a lot of humorous situations that I usually walked away from victorious. But…" he sighed forlornly.

"But…?" Zero asked.

"She chose Tadase. I don't think I'll ever understand why, considering that he's almost definitely gay, and pretty girly-looking besides that." He laughed to himself. "Can't wait to see how that pans out."

Zero laughed. "That's sad. She hasn't noticed his effeminateness?"

Ikuto shook his head.

"Depressing."

"Told you she's an idiot. Hmm… we better figure out a time for our detention."

"You better tell me about those ears when we get out of class."

"Sure thing."

They walked back into class hand in hand a few minutes later, lips slightly more bruised than before, and sat in their seats in the back of the room. Yuki turned around and glared at them for a few moments and then went back to her work. When class was over, the three troublemakers made their way up to the teacher's desk.

"So…" Zero said. "When should we have this detention?"

The teacher smiled sweetly at them- never a good sign.

"I think right now would be a good time, don't you?"

Chapter 2! YAY! *is chased by angry mob* OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY! *sob* I just never got around to it! I tried every day but I couldn't get anything out worth even spitting at! ARGH! *headdesk*

So… *gets down on hands and knees* PLEASE DON'T MURDER ME HORRIBLY! Nicely, I can take. Poison my food or something. BUT DON'T DO IT PAINFULLY.

Hence, even though it really has nothing to do with the story, the chapter song will be "Sorry Sorry" by Super Junior. (Look it up, it's wonderful.)

Thank you so much to everyone who reviewed chapter one! Huggles and virtual Ikuto-in-a-Day-Class-uniform plushies for you! And the same for anyone who reviews this one! 'Till next time~! (Hopefully sooner than this time… woops.)