The Twelve Days of Christmas Supernatural Style

On the first day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

A stake from an evergreen tree.

On the second day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the third day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Seven Glocks a'shooting,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Eight tasers a'shocking,

Seven Glocks a'shooting,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Nine vampires biting,

Eight tasers a'shocking,

Seven Glocks a'shooting,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Ten corpses rotting,

Nine vampires biting,

Eight tasers a'shocking,

Seven Glocks a'shooting,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Eleven angels smiting,

Ten corpses rotting,

Nine vampires biting,

Eight tasers a'shocking,

Seven Glocks a'shooting,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Twelve shtrigas feeding,

Eleven angels smiting,

Ten corpses rotting,

Nine vampires biting,

Eight tasers a'shocking,

Seven Glocks a'shooting,

Six bombs exploding,

Five silver knives,

Four black lights,

Three flare guns,

Two bags of salt,

And a stake from an evergreen tree.