Disclaimer: Again, Eyeshield 21 is not mine.

Thank you for the reviews, you lovely people. As promised, I present you the newest chapter.

21. You were wondering if there was going to be something special on this number. Uh, no. Not that creative.

22. You curse never sending in a question to be investigated for the end of each volume.

23. You wish there was a sequel. (And don't give me that "one chapter special" crap.)

24. You are considering kidnapping the mangaka and not releasing him until he agrees to write the said sequel.

25. You cried when the 333rd chapter was over.

26. You refuse to believe that Eyeshield 21 is fictional. Because it's NOT!

27. You watched American football on TV. There were no bishies though, so you turned it off. False advertising, tch.

28. You learned more about the rules of football from the manga than you've learned in all your years of PE.

29. You can name most of the teams mentioned in Eyeshield 21. You can name maybe one American football team in real life.

30. You've started eating cream puffs on Mamori's recommendation, cough cough, obsession.

31. The first time you read E21, you only read the chapters with Sena in them.

32. The second time you read E21, you skipped to the chapters with Hiruma.

33. You totally did not see the whole stacked up dart thing coming.

34. You have developed an irrational wariness towards dread locked people. Now, upon the sight of them, you no longer think "Jamaican" but "Holy crap! It's Agon!"

35. You've searched up your favorite characters on the following websites: fanfiction, deviantart, google, livejournal, wikipedia.

36. Your friends wish you had never watched E21 because you are now prone to saying things like, "to the MAX!" or "kekeke!"

37. You want Hiruma to unbleach his hair, even though you can't imagine him with black hair.

38. You have a soft spot for that really tall kid in your AP math class; you call him Yukimitsu in your mind. And not baldie. Right.

39. You...still can't remember that invisible guy's name. Ishi-something? Damn.

40. You have delusions of having Sena, Hiruma, or both as your boyfriend (s). Not gonna happen sister! The closest you're getting is kissing a life-sized poster of them every night before going to sleep.

41. You were let down when you watched a televised football game and no gusts of wind appeared during the running back's sprint. Faker! You're not doing it right!

42. You read the entire Eyeshield 21 series in less than a week.

Warning! Yaoi content ahead! Skip if you fear man love!

43. You accept and acknowledge Sena as the ultimate uke.

44. You know that Hiruma and Agon have a past together, insert suggestive eyebrow wiggle.

45. You are sure that Riichiro Inagaki, the author of Eyeshield 21, is secretly a boys love fan. WHY ELSE WOULD HE PUT SO MANY CUTE BOYS IN TIGHT UNIFORMS AND DRAMATIC SITUATIONS???

Author's Note: These are all my opinions and personal experiences, kay? You guys don't have to agree with them, though being entertained is a different story!

Can anyone spot the hidden allusion to a part of the manga? Hint: It has to do with an idol and blackmail.

Review Please! May be convinced to write a spin off, wink wink.