Disclaimer: I do not own Eyeshield 21. Duh.

You know you've watched too much Eyeshield 21 when:

1. You suck at football and for some reason know what a blitz attack is. But you still suck at football.

2. You are able to map out the complete evolution of Sena's running strategies. With a time line.

3. You shout, "Funnuraba!" to increase your strength while playing tug-of-war. It doesn't work.

4. You cannot help but draw parallels between Eyeshield 21 and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

5. Instead of saying "eek!" when scared, you now say "hiiiiii!"

6. You tried out for the football team and/or for the manager position. No comment on the outcome.

7. You begged your gym teacher to show you the Devil Bat Ghost and were outraged when he/she didn't understand.

8. You try to make friends with the scary dog down the block that bears a striking resemblance to Cerberus. (Er, folks, don't actually try this. Not even when armed with Pocky sticks.)

9. When pulling someone by the sleeve, you cry, "Delinquent Deathblow!"

10. You now chew obnoxiously pink bubblegum.

11. Before, you thought football players were just dumb jocks who chased pigskin across the field. Now you think they're hot dumb jocks who chase pigskin across the field.

12. When you see a stranger who looks JUST like one of your favorite characters, your super-sonic squeal is loud enough to break the eardrums of those nearest in the vicinity.

13. You really, really want to go to Japan.

14. You've started to add "fucking" in front of words that really don't need it. For example, "Hey fucking carrot top! Fucking pass the fucking salt!"

15. You should be insulted at some of the blatantly sexist chapters in the manga, but...you're not. Well, you kind of are, but you get distracted by all the pretty boys.

16. You have attempted to draw one of the following: Hiruma, Sena, Shin, Panther, Riku.

17. You think that running back is the most focused on position in football and not quarterback. This is so not our fault people.

18. You died a little inside when Sakuraba got the buzz cut.

19. You wish that Deimon High School was real. And that you attended it.

20. You're aware that Suzuna and Mamori are perfectly nice girls...but you still hate them.

Author's Note- Yeah, spur of the moment thing. I reread the whole series and went on this site for fan fiction. And I thought of the first line when I was in the shower, feeling vaguely guilty for wasting all that time. Um, I have about 20 more lines down on paper. However, some of them are kind of, er, shonen ai-esque? So I'll put them at the very bottom with a warning. You don't have to read them if you don't want to. :)

REVIEW PLEASE!

Tell me if I have any grammar mistakes or plain plot holes. I only looked it over once.

PS. I apologize for Hiruma's pottymouth! If you think the rating should be upped, contact me. Though they used the word "fuck" plenty of times in the manga...