There are some things in life that are absolute certainties.

Things like:

- The sun rising in the east and setting in the west.

- Monday mornings are always bad.

- No matter how many apples you eat, you still have to get a physical every year.

So I recently composed a list of absolute certainties, certainties that specifically affect the course of my own life.

This is what I have so far:

- My name is Isabella Swan.

- My father loves me enough to not notice what a freak I am.

- The boys at the rez are totally kickass.

- I owe Emmett Cullen my life.

- My best friend is a vampireā€¦ and I'm sort of in love with him.