Written by glompmeXD and Bubblicious Genius, Please enjoy XD

High school Never Ends

Optimus sat in the office of the Autobot Ark, looking over the massive amounts of paper work Prowl had brought in earlier that day.

The Autobot leader sighed, put down the paper work and rubbed his helmet. Since he had learned more about the matrix, he couldn't help but wish he could talk to the Primes of old, more often. They were so wise and he still had so much to learn.

"Optimus..."

Optimus lifted his head at the sound of his voice being called. Seeing nothing he furrowed his optic ridges in bewilderment.

"Yes?" he answered, looking around, wondering if the twins were playing a prank on him.

He leaned back in his seat and shrugged off the noise, figuring his audio receptors were malfunctioning. He would have Ratchet look at it later.

"Optimus Prime!"

This nearly made Optimus tip over in his chair but quickly grabbed the desk and steadied himself.

"Sideswipe! Sunstreaker! I swear if that's you playing pranks, I'm going to have Ratchet..." but he stopped as he felt warmth radiate from his chamber.

Looking down he found a familiar blue light coming through the cracks in his chassis. He inhaled surprised air into his vents as the Matrix burst open his chassis, showing a hologram of a group of long since past, Primes.

"Vector Sigma..." Optimus gasped with awe.

"Optimus Prime. We are the Elder Primes, joined to the Matrix. We have something to discuss with you"

Optimus looked at the hologram 'When did I get THAT installed? I should tell prowl...Oh slag, wait he's talking, I must pay attention!'

"... cepticon's must go back to school!"

"WAIT, WHAT?" Optimus only caught the tail end of that conversation but could immediately tell that it was not good.

The Eldest Prime sighed, Why did the current Prime have to be a motor head? "I said that the two races of Autobot's and Decepticon's must go back to school"

Optimus's optics widened "Your joking, right?"

The Eldest Prime sighed once more This is going to be harder than I thought.

"No, for this is no time for joking" calmly placing one servo over the other he began to explain "We the Elder Primes have decided that the younger generation have forgotten the old ways, miss used and miss understood them, so it is our wish that the Autobot's and the Decepticon's return to school. The Elder Primes and I have prepared an academy on the moon that orbits this planet; there are dorms that have been organized for you to stay, until we deem you have learned what is necessary to graduate"

"And what if we refuse?" Optimus Prime raised an optic ridge at the hologram and leaned on the table with one hand. The Eldest rolled his holographic optics

"If you don't we will turn all of you into femmes, ALL OF YOU" Optimus realized that he was dead serious, the Autobot leaders jaw dropping behind the mask.

"What about if I give you... Huffer?" Optimus tried to reason

"No" The elder replied flatly

"The Decepticons?"

"...no" the elder was beginning to get irritated

"Um..." Optimus was running out of ideas

"Listen either you comply or we turn you into femmes right now! The Decepticons have also been warned" he sent a even leveled glare at Optimus "Oh and also you have one earth year to graduate or else you turn into femmes on default!" and with that the Elders disappeared in a flash of blue light leaving Optimus stunned.

Optimus sat back into his chair, unable to believe what had just happened. He placed a servo over his optics and leaned back "Go back to school?" he asked himself, dragging the servo down his face "Vector Sigma"

Soon after the ordeal came a knock on the door.

"Enter" Optimus replied, still trying to figure out what had really just happened.

"What's going on Prime?" questioned Prowl as he noticed his leader's odd vocal tone

Optimus leaned over his desk gave him an even look before asking, "How would you like to go back to school?"

ZZZAEEKKK...K...K...

"But...I...Er...We...Wha?..." Prowls logic circuits crashed