A/N: Yes It's Me I'm Back (Not That I Left) But Anyhoo I Have To Write This While It's Still Lodged Somewhere In The Deepest Depths Of My Brain.....Yeah Uh 'Starting To Rekindle' Is On Hiatus For The Moment. I'm Still Gonna Finish It I Just Don't Know When Lol.

Anyway Lets Get This Story Started........Today Would Be Nice!

Note: Naruto(15) Sasuke(20) Itachi (25) Kyuubi (23)

Summary: Naruto Is Attending School When His Brother's Boyfriends Little Brother -Aka His Crush- Starts Teaching His Class....Whats A Poor Hormonal Teen To Do?!

Pairings: SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, ShikaTem, KibaHina, SasoDei.

Warnings: Contains Yaoi, Strong Language And Pervyness (To Some Extent)

Title: Teach Me To Love

Konoha High was one of the most prestigious schools in all of the Fire country. This schools was filled with eager students, willing to learn and gain the education needed for their dream job. Today was no different. Some students were hurrying to their next classes, some were writing notes on what ever lecture the teacher was giving and others, well others are banging their heads on the desk repeatedly.

"Naruto please stop that." Yes Naruto Uzumaki was the student damaging his brain cells. (and possibly the table if he kept going for much longer) Now Naruto might have not appeared to be the smartest student but he had enough knowledge to completely ignore the video on 'The mating rituals of frogs'. "But Kakashi-Sensei this film is boring!" Naruto whined. Some of the students looked on in amusement at Naruto's statement, silently agreeing with him. The silver haired teacher gave a heavy sigh. "Naruto just sit still, keep quiet and stop banging your head against the desk. Class is almost over anyway."

Naruto let his head fall down on his desk with a loud 'thump' not having the energy to pick it back just to slam it back down again. No he opted to raise his hand instead. "Yes Naruto?" "Can I go to the toilet please?" He asked politely in hopes of raising his chances of getting out of class. "Are you really going to the toilet or are you just hoping to skip the rest of the video?" Kakashi had a look in his eye that told the blond that he knew what he was up to. Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "Well if you really want to know my toiletry needs then listen up. First I really need to pee and I'm not too sure if I need to -." He was cut off a hall pass dangling in front of his face.

"Just go Naruto." And go he did he didn't waste anytime in sprinting out from the classroom and away from that green orgy video. Naruto wasn't lying when he said he need to go to the toilet. He proceeded slowly to the boy's room. Only picking up sped when the need for the toilet became too great.

'Just a few more feet' Naruto thought as he quickly hobbled through the corridor, holding his legs as close together as he could while walking. Finally with a sigh of relief he opened the door to the boy's room.

*~ Naruto Pov ~*

I stood washing my hands in the boy's toilets after..Ahem well you know. I looked at my watch noticing that there was only ten minutes left before the end of the school day. I decided that my hands can never be too clean so I washed them again. And again. And again.

After deeming my hands cleaner than a NHS hospital I made my way back to class. I made sure to take the long route just to kill some extra time. I had just opened the classroom door when the bell went off. All of the students jumped from their seats with bags in hand, pushing past each other in an attempt to get of class faster. Once everyone was out of the room except from Kakashi-Sensei, I casually walked over and grabbed my things, stuffed them into my bag and left the room. I watched as students stood in the corridor, texting or chatting to their friends. Why stay in school to chat to friends when you can get away from this prison and do it anywhere else? I don't understand it.

I casually made my way to the school gates when someone shouted on me. "Naru-Chan!" I recognised that voice! I don't think my head could have turned any faster without snapping. There he was, my brother's, boyfriends little brother. Sasuke Uchiha. "Sasuke!" I ran over to him. I haven't seen him in just under two years, of course I was going to hug him but I just remembered that most of my hugs end in a trip to the ground. So this is where you'll find Sasuke and I lying in the middle of the school car park.

Sasuke was older than me by five years and had midnight black eyes and hair to match. All in all he was hot! Okay so I might have a crush on him, but it's just a crush nothing serious and certainly nothing that my right hand can't fix.

Sasuke pushed me off him playfully. "I'm guessing you missed me then?" He said with his oh so famous smirk. I smiled and punched him in the arm. "Of course I missed you bastard! You've been gone for two years and I had no-one to annoy." I laughed, he only chuckled lightly. "Why do you think I left in the first place?" He chuckled again. I pouted and helped him to his feet. "And what did I tell you about calling me bastard? If your brother heard your swearing like that he'd throw a fit." I only shrugged my shoulders. "So what are you doing here anyway?" I asked, still pouting from his earlier comment.

"Ugh you say that like you don't want me here." He put a hand to his heart in fake hurt. "Just answer the question." He put an arm around my shoulders and started to walk towards what I could only guess was his car. "I just thought that I could pick you up from school on my way home." I didn't have a chance to retort before I was pushed into the passenger side of the car and the door was promptly slammed. Once he had made himself comfortable in the driver's seat I resumed the conversation. "My house is on a different side of town than yours so your kinda just wasting gas." I told him.

He turned to me with one of his rare genuine smiles. "Your coming home with me." He stated. "Why?" I asked cautiously. "I'm kidnapping you." And just like that he pressed a button on the panel and I heard the click of the doors locking. I started freaking out. I thought Sasuke and I were friends! Why was he kidnapping me?! I started banging on the window shouting for help. Sasuke only started the car, laughing and began driving to the Uchiha manor.

My throat hurt from the amount of times that I had screamed for help and my fists hurt from banging on the windows. We had just pulled up outside the huge manor. Sasuke unlocked only his door before walking around to the passenger side. He pressed the auto-lock button on the keys and my door opened. He grabbed my arm and pulled me from the vehicle. "Now Naru-Chan if you behave I won't hurt you." He whispered. I nodded silently, to scared in case he kept his promise. We walked up the steps with Sasuke right behind me. Probably making sure that I couldn't make a run for it.

We enetered the large home -Which I still think is haunted- and we were engulfed by darkness. "You now where the ballroom is don't you Naru-Chan?" I nodded again. We walked through the many halls until we reached the very big, double wooden doors that I recognised as the entrance to the ballroom. Sasuke nudged me in the back lightly, silently telling me to go ahead. I took a deep breath worried about what I would find at the other side of these doors. My shakey hands reached forward for the handles. I pulled them down and pushed open the door.

"SUPRISE NARUTO!!"

I fell back on my ass in surprise.

Chapter One To A Story That Is Gonna Be ?? Long -.-' Sorry To Those People Who Actually Were Enjoying 'Starting To Rekindle' I've Just Run Out of Ideas Lol

Anyway This Stroy Is Dedicated To Neko (KittyMimi200 On Youtube) Hope You Like The Surprise! 3

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