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50 things that Tony Stark is not allowed to do:
1-Wander around the house with no clothes on when Pepper is there
2-Walk into a meeting with his flies undone
3-Creep up behind Pepper and yell 'Boo!'
4-Wake Pepper up by saying, 'honey, the baby's crying'
5-Hide Pepper's biro
6-Hide Pepper's highlighter
7-Put Pepper's highlight and biro in the plant pot and claim that the plant pot ate them
8-Leave coffee mug rings on Pepper's work
9-his music so loudly Pepper's ears are ringing the next day
10-Land through the roof in his armour
11-Leave the milk out on a hot day
12-Change the ringtone on Pepper's BlackBerry
13-Hide Pepper's BlackBerry
14-Change the schedules on Pepper's BlackBerry
15-Go anywhere NEAR Pepper's BlackBerry
16-Hack into Pepper's laptop and change the start-up tune
17-Hack into Pepper's laptop and fill it up with pictures of him
18-Hack into Pepper's laptop and fill up her email with rude advertising
19-Go anywhere NEAR Pepper's laptop
20-Jump out the window in his armour and give Pepper a heart attack
21-Hack into Rhodey's account and change the profile picture, username and start-up noise
22-Tie Rhodey's shoelaces together
23-Program JARVIS to answer every query from Rhodey with 'Your powers are weak old man'
24-Program JARVIS to answer every query from Pepper with 'The force is strong with this one'
25-Give Pepper a surprise hug when she's holding a coffee mug
26-Jump in the swimming pool with a $2000 Armani suit on when he has a meeting in 10 minutes
27-Turn up late for a meeting with his clothes covered in oil
28-Wear anything that's covered in oil to a meeting
29-Hide Pepper's trousers so she 'has' to wear a skirt more often
30-Program all the speakers in Stark Industries to play the 'Hamster Dance' on repeat for the entire day
31-Send subliminal messages on every computer in Stark Industries along the lines of 'Pepper's legs look great today' so Pepper gets freaked out when everyone keeps staring at her legs
32-Give Pepper decaff coffee
33-Text rude words to Pepper's phone when in a very important meeting
34-Carry on an X-rated conversation with Rhodey when in a very important meeting
35-Stare at either Pepper's legs/hair/bum/chest/anything attached to Pepper including Pepper herself when in a very important meeting
36-Give each member of the board of director's bunny ears when no-one's looking
37-Put rude messages in Pepper's in-tray
38-Change Pepper's computer background to the playboy symbol
39-Doodle 'I love Hugh Hefner' all over Pepper's work and then look shocked when he 'pretends' to notice it
40-Ditto 'I love Tony Stark'
41-Take Pepper's hair clip out when he walks behind her so all her hair falls out
42-Have banister racing contests with Rhodey in Stark Industries
43-Even attempt to cook anything that involves a frying pan unless either Rhodey or Pepper is there
44-Play Tetris on his laptop when he's supposed to be paying attention to the senior developer.
45-Rick roll Pepper
46-Ditto Rhodey
47-Send the project manager a file which, when opened, rick rolls you, and then blame it on Pepper
48-Stick the playboy symbol on Rhodey's office door
49-Push Pepper in the swimming pool when it's hot and she's stressed
50-And the number one thing that Tony Stark MUST NOT DO- Keep Pepper Potts up all night worried out of her mind that he's hurt himself on a mission
Pepper finished her list and clicked send. The envelope button flashed up and then zoomed off to the side, indicating that it had been sent.
When Pepper arrived at Tony Stark's house the next day, she was shocked out of her mind to find Tony Stark wandering around the house the next day completely stark (pardon the pun) naked.
'Tony! Put something on!' Pepper yelled.
'What?' Tony asked nonchalantly, 'it's nothing you haven't seen before.'
'Yes, and I was scarred then,' Pepper said, turning her back on him. 'Now go and put something on!'
A few moments later she heard his voice next to her ear, 'this was only number 1 on the list, Miss Potts, expect things to get a lot worse.'
Pepper stood, frozen, until she heard the bedroom door close upstairs.
Damn Tony Stark for intercepting her emails!