. . . You guys missed me? *shot, slapped, slaughtered, slain, etc.*

SCHOOL HAS BEEN HELL. Enough said. But like I promised, here's the steamy new update!

Before you proceed onto the hotness that is Riku and Sora, just want to let you awesome guys know that I'm free to taking any requests! FFirst2L, you're request shall be fulfilled in the next update. And Shibara, will be using that line sometime- it's real cute! :] Oh, also BreakBeauty- still thinking of a good pickup line that ties in with Zipper, eheheh.

Enjoy the (horribly attempted) sexy~.

Disclaimer: Don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of the pick up lines!

"Damnit, Sora. I need to study." Just somehow, Riku managed to speak in between the messy, heated kisses Sora hungrily pressed to his lips. Skilled fingers worked on undoing the buttons on Riku's shirt; then an even more skilled mouth trailed down his jaw to his neck, licking slowly at the heated skin as if savoring the taste. A breathy curse left Riku's lips as his head lolled back, giving Sora better access to his neck.

"You need a break," was the seductive reply, Sora pushing Riku back up against the counter as he slid his hands over the older male's perfectly toned muscles. In response, Riku raised his hands up to shove Sora away- because damn it, he really needed to cram as much information in his head as possible to make up for his test prep procrastination the whole week- but they betrayed him, one circling around the brunette's slim waist and the other reaching up to grip his spiky hair.

In Sora's terms, "You need a break" was the more subtle substitute for "You need a fuck;" Sora was an open person, but he was never completely blunt to begin with. Had it been Riku taking control in midst of the moment, he would've been dirty talking his way down Sora's delicious body while he set every inch of his skin ablaze. Riku found Sora's subtle suggestions sexy though, how the younger one could make even the most innocent words send all the blood rushing down to Riku's groin.

Riku pulled Sora's head back up to capture his lips. "My exam's tomor-" he started, but broke off with a moan when Sora's knee all but gently pressed up against the hardening bulge in his jeans. Smirking, Sora moved his knee around in rough but languid circles.

"I'm not Fred Flintstone," he purred sensuously, fingers trailing back up Riku's chest to pinch at his stiff nipples, "but I can make your Bedrock."

Chucking his self-composure out the window, Riku flipped their positions before gripping Sora's hips and lifting him onto the counter. The landing was anything but graceful and Sora didn't think he could grow any harder at how rough Riku's actions suddenly were- then Riku flashed him the dirtiest bedroom smirk and the brunette's jeans suddenly felt impossibly tight. "I'm sure you can, but you're gonna have to rock the counter for me instead."

LAME ENDING, I'M SORRY.

Reviewer Thanks:

FFirst2L- Expect your request to be up next (hopefully faster now that school isn't as hell-ish)!
Telracs1994- Well, there's a new vocabulary word for you. XD We all know Riku's rooster will always be happy, heheh. And yey to your day being made by the corny! Hope the steaminess was worth the wait! XD;
Revolution Remix IX- Whoo! So how did the cat and rooster story go? Perverted line wars equals awesome. XD
PoppetlurvesZenion- If they come back with tasers, greet them with a bazooka. Heheheh XD Oh, your poor dog. But yey to the big laughs! You're awesome, too!
Nekotsubasa- Sora would bitch slap him with his- I mean, her keyblade. XD
TouchMyKeyblade- Riku will always and forever be a perv. LOL.
Shibara- Terrible, but oh so hilarious. Hee. Oh, definitely using your pickup line!
Catwiskers10- Gotta love perverted Riku! We all know Sora secretly does. ;D
Dancingwiththestars- Eheh, sorry I'm late with my pickup line. More to come quickly, fo' sho'! COOKIES. *CHOMP*
XIIIAnonymous- Heheh, aww. Weeeellllll, now you know. What a great moral story. XD
Naruta13- Riku will always be one step ahead of Sora, no matter how could of a comeback reaction he has, neheh.
MisheruMishell- I've learned to embrace the pervy fangirl in me . . . Oh, that sounds so horrible. XD I'm so happy that you enjoyed the drabbles! And Sora is epicly cute indeed.
Keuraki-SoraXRiku- OMG you and your review rampage. I love them and love you. XD And your nosebleeds- oh dear, wonder how bad you got one from this update. :O You are even more awesomeness! (By the way, I've checked and my Riku blankets and Made-in-Heaven shirts are all out of stock. Sorry.)

To all of you lovelies- thanks for the reviews! I really appreciate their and your awesome AWESOMENESS. *hearts*

Oh, I updated a new story by the way- The Best Gift! Please to reading and reviewing it? :D *shot for shameful self-promoting*