Silence.

"UGH. He's always late."

Snicker.

"What…?"

"That's what she said."

Groan. "Naruto…"

"That's what she said!"

"Wow."

"That's…what she said…come on, teme, have a sense of humor."

"Not with you, dobe."

"That's what she said!"

"Sakura."

"Sorry…"

"HAH!"

"ENOUGH."

"…Gommen, Tsunade-sama."

Twitch.

Another silence…

Poof!

"Sensei! You're late!"

"That's what she said."

Snicker.

"Uh yeah, sorry about that-"

"That's what she said."

Glare.

"-I overslept, and-"

"That's what she said!"

"Naruto!"

"That's. What she said."

Death glare.

"You will be going on an A-ranked mission. There could be many rogue ninjas out there, so don't be afraid to get your hands a little dirty…"

"That's what she said."

"Good one!"

High five.

Facepalm.

"Their village is heavily protected too, but after the trouble of getting in, getting out won't be as hard."

"What's what she said!"

Slap.

"Baka…"

"Ok, dismissed."

-o-o-

"That's what she said."

"Hah…I don't get it."

"Water. Seductive."

"Ahh…"

-o-o-

"Dammit…I sense ninjas….."

"Hurry, get down!"

"That's what she said."

Shove.

"OW! Ok!"

-o-o-

"Yes! We're in!...That's what she said…"

Stare.

"Kami-sama, what am I saying…"

-o-o-

"Sasuke, Naruto, go in and get the scrolls. Naruto and I will distract the guards."

"Fine."

"Hn. Can't I go alone?"

"No, we need two men on this."

"That's what she said."

Growl.

"Hurry up, baka! We can't keep them off you for too long!"

"That's what she said!"

-o-o-

"Aa…we got it. Now how do we get out?"

"That's what she said."

"Will you quit?"

"That's what she said."

"Naruto, it's getting annoying."

"That's what she said."

"Sensei!"

"DOBE. Enough."

"That's-"

"No. No more till we get home."

"That's what-"

Smack.

-o-o-

"Can I say it yet?"

"No."

"But we're almost home!"

"No."

"This is hard…..I can't do this all day…! …ARGH!"

Giggle.

"That's what she said."

"Sakura…"

-o-o-

"More ninjas?"

"Aa."

"Ugh…"

"Hurry, they're coming."

"That's what she said."

"Baka, I said not to-"

"Sasuke, look out!"

-o-o-

"Does it hurt?"

"That's what she said!"

Slap.

"Hn."

"Ok…tell me if it hurts."

"That's what she said."

-o-o-

"Dammit, Teme, slow down! ...That's what she said!"

"Ugh. Keep up, dead last."

"Jerk."

"Sasuke, what's the rush?"

"That's what she said."

-o-o-

"Tsunade-baa-chan! We're BACK!"

Sigh.

"How did you get in?"

"It wasn't easy."

"That's what she said…and he said."

"That's what THEY said!"

-o-o-

"Hey, I'm gonna go get some ramen with Hinata-chan…Ja ne, Teme! Sakura-chan!"

Silence.

"He's so annoying."

"Heh…"

"Soooo…what do you wanna do now…?"

No answer.

"Sasuke-"

"Aa. Let's go."

Blush.

"Wha-where are you taking me?"

Smirk.

"That's what she said."

Rewritten. 'Cause I like it better this way. REVIEWWWWWW. Seriously.

God bless,
~FilipinaChick