It has recently come to my attention that a certain group of individuals have been besmirching my reputation on the internet. Over the past two years, I have seen my name attached to an unspeakable parade of horrors. Slash…harems…gender bending…childbirth…the list is endless. Kallen needed three months of rehab to recover from one of them.

But that was in the past.

And now? Now, my dear little slanderer, I've caught you at last. Couldn't resist the story description, could you? COULD YOU?! I expect a full report. Who are your leaders? Who's paying you to create this propaganda? Is it Schneizel? Charles?! Nunnally?!?! Whatever they're paying, I'll double it. Triple it, even. The Rebellion can use depraved minds like yours.

Bear in mind, however, that this behavior will not be tolerated if you accept my offer. And if you think I'm joking, well…so did Rolo.

-- Lelouch Lamperouge, 99th Emperor of Britannia

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