Half assed this. I just wanted to get it loaded then play mmos and draw shit for the next three days X_o

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A black teak door was pushed open by the albino, shortly led by a very dark and steep staircase close to the door.
Soul took the girls hand and led her down the stairs. It seemed like a while before they met a small hallway.
Several doors were on either side, paintings of family members adorned the walls. Neighbored by lanterns containing blue candles.
They stepped down the hall quite a bit.
"Whatcha got there, Soul-chaan~?"
A deep voice sung. Maka squeaked and jumped back a bit as the owner of the voice loomed over her.
His hair was black and disheveled, similar to Soul's. His skin seemed to be red in color. His eyes themselves seemed to not have color, just black.
He wore a black suit with a six-buttoned blazer. He gave a smile much more insane then Soul's, while being similar in the teeth, and lifted his hand to meet the girls face. He was interuppted when a very angry looking younger brother Soul swatted the hand away.
"What do you want, Oni."
The odd colored male relaxed his eyes, that smile never leaving his face, "Why Soul, your always so vicious.
Though it seems your rather cuddly to this slave of yours.."
"What do you want." The albino spat hoarsely.
"I just came to see this new slave of yours.. Pretty little thing.. Not many curves.."
Maka stood there frozen, staring at this odd person, in fear of his features, but anger at the hinted insult.
"Sex Slave? Maybe? It looks like your not forcing her to work.. Or is she like your new pet? Didn't I kill your goldfish?"
The red toned teen let out a chuckle. Soul snuck Maka away, along the rest of the corridor until they met a rather dark, yet elegant, room.
Tile was similar to his room, black and red checkered. Blue candles were everywhere. A large, black grand piano in a centerpoint in the room.
The walls were somewhat tall, a large window seemed to be at the left to where they were standing, long black curtains kept sunshine from glimmering through.
He tugged at her arm slightly, signalling her across the room until they met another black teak door. Twisting the nob, he led her through, not wanting his older brother to follow them.
A small kitchen was there, it seemed decently normal compared to the rest of the loft. A refridgerator was tucked into the wall, along with a freezer. Many cabinets where overhead, some seeming completely useless, and rather unaccessable.
At one side was the cooking area, which all the essentials, stove, oven, sink, ect. At the other side was a sitting area with a couch, table and chairs. A small television hung on the wall.
While the theme was still somewhat dark in color, it seemed much brighter.
The male motioned Maka over towards the sitting area as he walked towards the kitchen. She relaxed and sat down on the couch, it was silk, like most of the fabric-based comforters in the loft.
A remote for the television was right next to her, she picked it up and looked over the controls. How to actually use it was begginning to come back to her.
She pressed power.
It came on.
Maka: 1 TV: 0 She pressed what she though was the channel navigation up quite a few times.
It was the volume.
Maka: 1 TV: 1 She started jamming numbers in the hopes that it would turn down.
It came to spanish cartoons.
Maka: 1 TV: 2

Back in the Kitchen

Soul picked quite a few things from the fridge, then grabbing a plastic wrap of bacon from the freezer.
He didn't cook often. He would normally just grab something and watch the television. Snatching a few pans from a cabinet and turning on the stove, he prepared to what he felt to himself was going to be a mess.

Back to the battle.

She was now jamming random buttons violently. Only to randomly switch channels and make loud beeping noises.
In a rage, she threw it with all her might at the floor.
Then something odd popped up on the screen.

It showed a naked woman. Then a man.

The man pushed the woman over.

She yelped and covered her eyes, at the same time trying to cover her ears. "Congratulations Maka, you just unlocked some of my uncles porn."
He picked up the control from the floor and turned off the screen.
"Your breakfast is ready, so come and get it."
Thats when she noticed the scent that filled up the room while she was beating the remote like a cat with a chewtoy.
It was a heavenly scent that seemed familiar yet distant from memory.

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Filler/Crack chapter, bby.

BTW SEE WHAT I DID WITH THE RED IMP THERE HARHARHAHRHARHAR-coughchokedie-