The Twelve Days Of Christmas: Monty Python Style
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A sheep perching in a large tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the fourth day of christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam,
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven Twits-a-jumping
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight dead parrots
Seven Twits-a-jumping
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine dirty forks,
Eight dead parrots
Seven Twits-a-jumping
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten Lumberjacks
Nine dirty forks
Eight dead parrots
Seven Twits-a-jumping
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven silly walks
Ten Lumberjacks
Nine dirty forks
Eight dead parrots
Seven Twits-a-jumping
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Twelve confused cats,
Eleven silly walks
Ten Lumberjacks
Nine dirty forks
Eight dead parrots
Seven Twits-a-jumping
Six Holy Grails,
Five naughty bits!
Four coconuts
Three angry frenchmen
Two cans of spam
And a sheep perching in a large tree.
I know there are other Monty Python Christmas song remakes on here, so I tried to make mine sort of original :)