Foward: Well, here I am, back again to fracture some more Christmas carols. The gang is back to cause more mayhem and destruction. So let's go enjoy.

Disclaimer: All characters of Kim Possible are own by Disney and Mr. Bob and Mr. Mark (All I want for Christmas is Shego under my tree guys!) All other characters, vagabonds, thugs, geeks, lawyers, carpitbaggers,scalliwaggs, and any unclaimed Fannie Awards( me want) are property of their repective authors( and they know who they are, so they claim to be) Me no profit, me have fun.

Celebrity cheap shots are in my crosshairs. The song in this chapter is done to the tune " The Christmas Song " by Mel Torme.

KP Christmas song

Hi everybody! It's your old pal Captain IT again. Bring you another round of you favorite holiday songs done Kim Possible style. I already see that Rufus is scuba diving in the eggnog and that Ron and Drakken are busy watching " The Six Task of Snowman Hank".... for the 15th time. Bonnie and Tara are drunk and hitting on my band and, of course, KT and Anabri are with the tweebs planning an invasion on Santa's workshop and the whole North Pole complex. So while I talk to JA on the complexity on raising a teenage daughter we hope you like this song.

Drakken's butt roasting from Shego's blast

Rufus nipping on Monty's nose

Ron is cleaning up after the otters at Smarty Mart

And Kim got kick out of the igloo by eskimos

Everybody know a self-destruct button hit by a buffoon

Make's a exploding lair seem so bright

Tweebs are fighting a anaconda over in the Amazons

Will make it hard for their parents to sleep tonight

You know Dementor loaded up his henchmen

Their off to Las Vegas waving bye-bye

And Yori is mediating with Sensei

To learn how in the world he learn how to fly

And so I'm offering this warning to you

To villain one to ninety-two

Wade's on the Kimmnicator, your on the naughty list

Kim and Ron are coming to get you

A/N: It's that time people. No! not time to burn the yule log. It's time for "Flame the Captain". That's right folk. Send in them reviews, old chesse logs or last year fruit cakes ( No! not your relatives) to me and again we thank-you for your support. Happy Hoilday Everybody!