Duel Face

I don't own Yu Gi Oh ! Characters, got it?

This is just a small oneshot parody, I wrote it at the same time it crossed my mind so don't kill me.

Keep in mind that the more I like a character the more I tease him. So, Kaibalovers don't shoot at me, I like him, too!

He was tired but hopefully he had finished his work for today. All that remained was to return at home...

He returns at home and wants to have a drink in order to relax. He wants to see no one because he wants to spend some time, and then take a nap or continue working. To his bad luck, Mokuba was dancing along the big dining hall and was holding some cards on his hands while singing.

"Can't read my, can't read my, no one can read my poker face... and then he was covering his face with the cards he held at his hands.

"What is this, Mokuba? " Kaiba asked his brother.

"It's an amazing new song called poker face! Listen with me brother! I wanna watch the video clip, too!"

However, Kaiba was not quite the dancer so he sat on his comfortable sofa and kept watching Mokuba, as he turned the song to play from the beginning from the Dvd player, since Mokuba loved watching video clips.

"Hmm." Kaiba frowned when he saw the singer coming out of the pool and was surrounded by dogs.

"Dogs, they fit her well. She's a bitch." he commented.

I wanna hold em like they do in Texas plays...

Luck and intuition play the cards wish Spades to start...

"Nobody wins Seto Kaiba in cards." he thinks.

He keeps on watching while his brother goes to the next sofa and imitates the singer's movements while he holds the cards. Then he looks at his brother as if he was a woman.

I 'l get him hot, show him what I've got

Then gets out of the sofa and starts dancing

Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face

She's got to love somebody

"Yes I love my brother. But it is he, not she !" Kaiba complains inside his mind.

Mokuba calls all the servants and they fill the huge table with cards.

"Hey, my rare cards, Mokuba! Be careful!" Kaiba shouts.

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be...

"I never cooperate with anyone " Kaiba mutters.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Then, Mokuba puts out his clothes and wears the same costume with the singer and dances with the servants.

"What the hell are you doing!! I will fire you all!" Kaiba orders the servants.

"Orders from younger Mr Kaiba."

And they keep on dancing all together, since Seto had no other choice.

Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face

Afterwards, Mokuba wears a pink ribbon and goes to Seto's side where he touches and flirts him.

Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face

"What are you doing, Mokuba? close the TV now! That woman's a bitch, I won't allow her to turn you into a gay! "

"But I love you brother! Is it so bad?" Mokuba said.

"For your own safety, I'm going to duel with that singer."

Then Mokuba started singing

Can't read my can't read my

No he can't read my duel face

He's got to hate somebody

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Well, I know it was a stupid idea, but I had a good time writing this. Moreover, bear in mind that I am NOT against gay or lesbian relationships, so don't think that I want to make fun of Mokuba in a bad way.