Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, I wish I did

Ever since little Daniel was born the Autobots had seen very little of Carly, Spike still came over at every opportunity (with Carly's permission of course) but the new mother never seemed to have time for anything but the newest edition to the family. For the past year they had only seen the blond a maximum of four times, and even Red Alert was wondering when she would visit again. Not that the Autobots didn't understand that she was needed now by the tiny human infant, it was just that they missed the kind quick-witted woman.

So naturally every Autobot was present when Carly decided that Daniel was old enough to visit his large mechanical 'uncles'. The little one didn't seem to care that every mech on base easily towered over him and had no problems with reaching out to grab at them. The extra tiny hands on their armor felt kinda odd, but the child's need to touch anything shiney was rather endearing.

Daniel seemed quite content to sit back and let the bots come to him, however that changed once Prowl stepped into the room. The moment the toddler caught sight of the police bot he immidiately stood up in Carly's lap with his arms outstretched to the tactician, hands clenching and unclenching in a 'gimme' motion. When Prowl blinked instead of immidiately walking over Daniel huffed and lurched forward again to repeat the motion.

"Mine! Here!"

Chuckling Prowl stepped forward, ignoring the stunned gazes of his comrades. Thankfully he wasn't nearly as tall as most mechs and had no problem with bending down to the human's level. Offering Carly a small smile (which she returned happily) he turned his attention to Daniel, only to find that the little one was staring intently at his chest. Figuring that the toddler was staring at his Autobot symbol (he wasn't sure why since every Autobot had one) Prowl shifted closer to give the youngling a better look.

No human, bot, or any other sentient creature could've predicted what happened next. With a surprisingly firm grip for a 13 month old Daniel grabbed ahold of one side of Prowl's bumper, and grinned innocently at the Datsun's surprised faceplates. What he shouted out next would shock and amuse mechs for eons to come, not to mention embarrass the slag out of Prowl.

"I GOT A TITTIE!!!!!"

What's sad is this actually happened... My god-baby Kia was with her mother (Kierstin) and her grandmother (Sabrina), well for no apparent reason Kia grabbed ahold of Sabrina's 'chest' and screamed out 'I got a tittie!' And everyone thought I taught her to do it since I'm the only constant person in Kia's life that says tittie...