Dear Diary,

In the course of the next few weeks, months, or years (it all really depends on when Noah Puckerman finds you and decides to steal, read, and destroy you) I will be pouring out the deepest secrets of my innermost soul to you, so I think I should introduce myself.

My name is Kurt Hummel. I am sixteen years old. I am a fan of Broadway, Teen Vogue, and Beyonce. One day, I will rule the world.

That's really all you need to know about me.

Kurt Hummel.