How To Completely Freak Out Galbatorix

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Yes, I know I haven't updated this story in years. You guys probably want to kick me right now. Hopefully, this story will still be as good as it was three years ago! Please read, review, and send me some ideas if you like! Remember, whoever wants to be in the story, let me know, and I'll have you do one of my ideas or one of yours if I like it. Okay, on with the show!

I do not own any of the Inheritance Cycle, that belongs to the genius of Christopher Paolini. And this idea belongs to LillySnow.

LillySnow: Drug Galby so he can't use magic, duct-tape him to a wall, and lock him in a room with Eragon, Arya, and Roran.

Galbatorix groaned as he woke up, for some reason in a standing position. He tried to move, but couldn't. He looked down. "Okay, who's the dead idiot that duct-taped me to a wall?!" he screamed. He heard a female giggle outside. One of those pranksters? Again? "Get me down or I'll kill you!" he shouted. The girl giggled again. "Good luck!"

Galby tried to free himself using magic, but for some reason it didn't work. "Can't get free?" the girl taunted. "What did you do to me?" he yelled. "I put a little Acme Anti-Magic medicine in your drink last night. You won't be able to use magic for twenty-four hours." she said, still laughing. "Well, you've had your fun! Now get me down from here!" "Nope." she said. "My fun is only just beginning! Eragon, Arya, and Roran, can you come here, please?"

Eragon, Arya, and Roran popped into the room magically and looked around in confusion. "Hello, my friends?" the girl said cheerfully. "Who are you and what are we doing here?" Roran asked. "I'm LillySnow, and you're here because we're going to do a little Galby torture. I have him duct-taped to a wall in that room and he can't use magic. Now pick your torture devices and get in there!"

She gestured to a small table. On it lay a CD player and a CD that read Most Annoying Songs In The Universe, hot wax, a digital camera that does both pictures and videos, a bunch of princess dresses, make-up, a giant feather, and a few medieval torture devices. "Can we kill him?" Eragon asked eagerly. "Nope." Lilly Snow told him. "Why not?" Eragon whined. "Don't whine. It's unbecoming of a hero." LillySnow scolded. "Plus, this is Dragonsrule's story, and if you kill him, we can't do all the items on her list." "Oh, I get it." Eragon said as he and the rest of the group sported matching evil grins. "Can I use this?" Roran asked, pulling out his hammer. LillySnow shrugged. "As long as you don't kill him, I don't see why not." "I'm not usually sadistic, but this is going to be the best day of my life!" Arya said. "Now, let's go! And don't forget anything!" The three grabbed all of the torture devices and marched into Galbatorix's room.

Several hours later, a satisfied Arya, Roran, and Eragon left Galbatorix's room, visions of a terrified, hairless, and scarred for life Galbatorix in a pink princess dress and badly done makeup lodged in their heads. "We have GOT to do that again sometime!" they said, all at the same time. "With Dragonsrule's evil, Galby torturing mind, you probably will." Lilly Snow said. "And give me a copy of that tape you made! You Tube will love it!" "We will." Arya said as our heroes left.

Inside the room, Galbatorix, wearing his pretty pink princess dress with a CD player and headphones duct-taped to his head started pounding on the door. (They had to take off the duct-tape, painfully of course, to get the dress on him.) "Will somebody PLEASE let me out?!"

And there's the end of the story! I'll try to update more regularly from now on. Please review! (And if you want to be in the story, please let me know if you're a boy or girl. That'd be a pretty embarrassing mistake for me to make if I called you by the wrong gender.)

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