Hi people! If you hate Galbatorix(which we all do), this story is for you. Many thanks to my friend SiriusDoctorWhohoney329(who is also my friend in real life) for helping me come up with some of the ideas on this list. Please also read her stories, for she is an amazing writer

Oh yeah, and I don't own the Inheritance cycle or any of the TV shows mentioned on this list. I'll shut up now and get to the story. Please read and review!!

How to Completely and Totally Freak Out Galbatorix in 51 Ways

1. Sing very loudly, "Do you love me? Do you want to be my friend?"(not the whole song these lines belong to, but just these two lines.)

2. Force him to watch Barney.

3. Force him to watch Care Bears.

4. Misspell/mispronounce his name constantly(not hard to do)

5. Doodle on his head in permanent marker while he sleeps.

6. When you see his bald head, scream, "AAAHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! I'M BLIND!!!!(cookies to anyone who guesses what TV show that line came from.

7. Threaten to tell everyone that he sleeps with a teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles. And then carry out that threat.

8. Tell him Durza would make a better king than he does.

9. Paint Shruikan pink(with Shruikan's permission of course).

10. Fill his room with flowers(preferably the hot pink ones).

11. Make him baby-sit a bunch of three year olds.

12. Fill his closet to the brim with Care Bears.

!3. Give him a makeover while he sleeps(with hot pink lipstick)!!!

14. Take pictures of makeover and give to Urgals, Ra-zac, Shruikan, Varden, etc.

15. Shout "Galbatorix likes fluffy bunnies!!!" in a very public place.

16. Spray paint all his clothes pink, bright yellow with smiley faces, or plaid.

17. Give his room flowery wallpaper. Use superglue on it.

18. Get him cds: Barney, Barbie, Care Bears, etc.

19. Sing the Barney song to him until he cracks.

20. Make him sing Barbie Girl.

21. Set up a microphone in the room so the whole castle can hear it.

22. Repeat 20 and 21 with the Barney song.

23. Superglue a clown wig to his head. When he gets mad, say, "It covers up your bald spot." Then run.

24. Give Eragon a love letter. Say Galbatorix wrote it. Videotape results.

25. Take Shrukian for a joyride when Galby has to go somewhere important.

26. Lock him in a barn with the animals from Back at the Barnyard. Bribe Otis to unleash his best pranks. Videotape results.

27. Ask him rhetorical questions constantly.

28. When he tries to kill you, take him to Doctor Phil to discuss his "anger issues."

29. Make him watch Dora the Explorer.

30. Exist, especially after doing all that.

31. Give his phone number to telemarketers.

32. Tie him to a tree. Glue feathers all over him and stick a rubber glove on his head. Take a picture. Post said picture on You tube under the term Chicken on a Stick.

33. Make him listen to Jimmy Neutron talk.

34. Lock him in a room with Murtagh, who will have duct tape, a super loud stereo, headphones and a CD of The Backyardigans Greatest Hits. Oh, and a camera to tape the hilarity.

35. Prank call him constantly.

36. Flush the toilet while he's in the shower.

37. Call him Baldytorix

38. Duct tape him to a chair in a locked room. Make him watch a hundred hours of Barney. Stay away from him when you let him out, in case he (a) wants to kill you, or (b) goes crazy from the lovey dovey-ness of the show and starts acting like Barney. Especially if it's b.

39. Sneak into his room late at night. Scream in his ear. Run.

40. Tell him Shruikan's going out with Saphira.

41. Tickle torture!

42. Stand outside his bedroom at midnight. Whisper his name menacingly until he cracks.

43. Play evil villain music whenever he walks into a room.

44. Laugh at any and all plans he makes.

45. Photoshop a picture of him to make it look like he's wearing a wedding dress. Post it on an internet dating site.

46. Steal/destroy all his clothes and leave only a pink ballerina tutu in his closet.

47. Make sure everyone in the castle sees him in said tutu.

48. Imitate his evil laugh- constantly!

49. Force him to watch the Eragon movie.

50. Compare and contrast him to Doctor Evil.

51. Give him Elvish wine, then glue all his furniture to the bedroom ceiling. Videotape results.

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