Disclaimer: I won; I won the rights to Harry Potter! Oh… I didn't?

AN: Just teasing all the cliché Voldie-father/mentor fics. Implied mpreg and James/Tom

Summary: Lord Voldemort reveals a life changing secret to the boy-who-lived. Parody Implied mpreg and James/Tom

-- Just Plain Evil --

"Harry, I am your father!"

Harry Potter gazed at Lord Voldemort and sceptically raised an eyebrow.

"But James Potter was my father…" He gazed at the dark lord, confused.

Tom Riddle chuckled and Harry was startled, Voldemort of all people, all powerful dark lord was laughing.

"No Harry, James was your mother. I am your real father!"

Harry bit his lip, thinking.

"So that makes me… Three-quarter blood? Or pureblood or what?"

Voldemort shrugged, "I have no idea did J K Rowling ever tell us?"

Harry pouted, "I don't know…"

"So son, do you want to become Harrison Flavius Dometris Sebastian Rolland Adrian Heath Riddle and join the dark side as my heir?"

Harry smiled at his newfound father. "Of course! I have secretly loved dark magic all along and Dumbles is all manipulative and I have all these cool powers and I have three animagus forms; a rare magical snake, a griffin and a snail! I'd love to go with you."

Harrison Flavius Dometris Sebastian Rolland Adrian Heath Riddle linked arms with his father and apparated to Riddle manor where they started to plot and scheme about the downfall of the light and planned the road to victory.

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AN: Okay, I have no problem with the occasional dark!Harry story, but when he has heaps of magic, a weird name (should be left up to Dumbledore) and multiple animagus forms it gets a bit repetitive.

This story will be similar to another one I have written, it can be found on my profile. It is a HPLV and is also humorous to me… Not sure about your sense of humour though. The story is called Fatherly Relations.