Set just after Bait. Probably a bit OTT spesh Gibbs ;)

Talk Dirty To Me ;)

You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

You know I call you
I call you on the telephone
Im only hoping that youre home
So I can hear you
When you say those words to me
And whisper so softly
I gotta hear you

C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me

Cause baby we'll be

And babe, Talk dirty to me x2

Uh

Whoa

Im Slaying a t you baby

Oh Yeah

Gibbs sighed as he got out of his car. It had been a difficult case, and after Tony had finally got him and the kids out of the classroom, he was pretty pissed and tired. A limo pulled in through the garage door, after being cleared, and eased into it's designated spot. A familiar and beautiful red head elegantly exited the vehicle, chattering on the phone. She looked stunning in a cream silk blouse, high waisted skirt and black patent stilettos. He shook his head. Jen and her heels. She had an ever present cup of black coffee in her manicured grasp and a patent black bag nestled in the crook of her elbow. What surprised him the most was the music flowing from the car.

Cause baby we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

POISON?! Jennifer Shepard likes POISON?! This was new and very much unexpected. He ran up the stairs and into her outer office. No Cynthia. Excellent.

He snuck into Jen's office and sat down in the shadows, awaiting the arrival of his woman. A minute later, she stepped through the door, and hung her coat on the back of the door, still on the phone. Just as Gibbs had expected, she bypassed the light switch in favour of her desk lamp. She liked the ambience of it. He waited five minutes, allowing her to lose herself in paperwork, before creeping up behind her and whispering in her ear; "You know I never, I never seen you look so good,"

She screamed and instinctively span her chair, taking his legs out, adding a swift jab to the solar plexus and a knee in the nuts before he hit the ground.

"JESUS, JEN!"

"Oh god, baby, I'm so sorry," she cried, and knelt on the floor beside him, caressing his cheek, her eyes full of sorrow.

Tony, Ziva and McGee had just got back into the room where they had staged their command post for the situation, having just got all the kids back to their parents and answered questions. Tony was about to pack up his comm link when a shout was heard through it. He yanked his headphones out of his laptop so all three could listen.

"JESUS, JEN!" they heard Gibbs yell.

Evidently he had forgotten to take the mike out from his cuff that Tony had snuck in with the inhaler.

"Oh god, baby, I'm so sorry," Jenny's voice floated out of the laptop, shifting slightly.

"Change of altitude," McGee muttered. Tony shushed him with a look.

This was too good.

Back in the office, Jenny knelt on the floor beside her man, worried she had hurt him badly.

"Baby?" she asked, tentatively.

Gibbs had done fetal, eyes squeezed shut, hands between his legs.

"Baby, please say something!" Jenny pleaded.

Gibbs, eyes still shut, muttered hoarsely, "What is it with you and kneeing guys in the balls?"

"What is it with you and creeping up on people when they least expect it? Did I hurt you badly?"

Gibbs just raised an eyebrow, unwilling to admit he was struggling to talk and probably shouldn't sit up quite yet.

"Yeah, just give me – a – a – minute," he got out, gruffly.

Jenny giggled.

He glared at her.

"What? Serves you right for sneaking up on me! What did you even say?"

Gibbs had finally managed to speak with struggling, "I said you know I never, I never seen you look so good."

Jenny flushed as she realized what he was getting at.

"You never act the way you should, but I like it," he added.

"Jethro-"

"And I know you like it too, the way that I want you, I gotta have you, oh yeah, I do," he continued, his voice now husky.

She glared at him. The only way she could win was to beat him at his own game.

"Cause baby we'll be, at the drive-in, in the old man's Ford, behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more, down the basement, lock the cellar door, and baby,
Talk dirty to me," she practically breathed.

"Is that what you want, baby?" he asked

Back in the school, Tony, McGee and Ziva were staring at the laptop openmouthed.

"Gibbs…Jenny…," McGee muttered incoherently.

"You know what I want, mon amant,"

"Indeed, mon amour," Gibbs replied, and then the sound of kissing was heard.

Tony smirked and looked at Ziva, eyebrows raised.

Meanwhile, back in the office, Jenny was now flat on her back, whatever ailments Jethro had suffered had mysteriously vanished as he ravished her on her carpet. His lips were demanding, his tongue dueling fiercely with hers, his hands pulling at her clothes, shedding them as and when he could.

"Dieu jen, vous baisez si beau," he muttered against her mouth as he finally had her in just her underwear.

"Avez-vous regardé dans le miroir dernièrement, mon adonis?"

She yanked his slacks down and he entered her in one fluid thrust that made her cry out his name. he pounded into her repeated, building her orgasm at a ridiculous pace, and within minutes she came violently, screaming his name as he shuddered his own climax inside of her. He collapsed on top of her, sweating and breathing heavily.

"Je vous aime avec tout mon coeur, mon bébé," he muttered, but their listeners still caught it.

Back at the school, McGee had gone a ridiculous shade of red, Ziva was giggling, and Tony was smirking, a plan forming in his mind. Ziva eyed him cautiously, and asked" Tony, what are you planning?"

He smirked again and yanked his cellphone out, going on the internet and searching for a song. When he found it, he assigned it as his ringtone, before sending it to McGee, Ziva and Abby with instructions to set it as their ringtones aswell.

The following day, Jenny walked past Abby's lab and was surprised to hear her playing Poison's Talk Dirty To Me. Then she reevaluated it and decided she wasn't surprised. It was the kinda music she would listen to. She dismissed it and headed up to the bullpen. She had just walked past Tony's desk when Tony, McGee and Ziva's cell phones simultaneously burst into life, all playing talk dirty to me. She looked at DiNozzo. He was reclined in his chair, hands clasped between his head, smirking at her. A flush crept up her cheeks. She turned and glared at the man on the other side if the bull pen.

"LEROY JETHRO GIBBS!"

R+R :)

Oh, and all of their phones rang cos Abby conference called them all, per Tony's request.