Disclaimer: It hurts to say it.... *sob sob* I don't own Merlin!!!! :'(

Merlin Drabbles

Arthur: Okay anyone else? Roll up people, 50p a shot.

Morgana: ME! *Hands Arthur money*

Merlin: You might need these *Hands her a collection of objects*

Morgana: Hmm... *Picks up tweezers* This is for letting my feet get cold! *Plucks Gwen's eyebrows*

Gwen: ARGH! THE AGONY!!! AAAH!!

Morgana: MWAHAHAHA!!! *Disappears*

Arthur: Anyone else?

Gaius: ME!! *Shove some nettles into Arthur's hands*

Arthur: Ouch!

Gaius: HAHAHAHA!!! *Pulls out a chainsaw*

Gwen: *Blood-curdling scream* SAVE ME!! *Runs away*

Gaius: *Screams and runs after her*

Arthur: Got the popcorn?

Merlin: Oh yeah *Extends bag*

MBM: OMD POPCORN!!

CWG: OMG GWEN DYING!!!