Hello my followers…if there is actually any of you out there. Sorry its taken a long while. I've had a lot going on and its been a bit to hot to have the computer on. I actually wrote this a while ago, then I saved it somewhere weird and now I can't find it grrrrrrrr. I finally thought of a name instead of 'Insert Name Here'. I was on the bus and I heard 'Land Down Under' by Men at Work, and I swear a little light bulb actually went *ding* above my head. Drum roll please for the new name… 'Lois and Clark in the Land Down Under' Ok it sounded better in my head :D

Anyway I hope you all had a great Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Wow I started this authors note ages ago!! Wow I really suck! Ok enough babble and I'm once again so sorry for taking soooo long....

"- I heard a gunshot and I turned to you, and you were on the floor with blood gushing out of you. I said I was going to help you, but then you woke me up." Lois concluded telling Clark about her dream.

"You know what Lois, I think we should actually go back to Metropolis" Clark suggested. Lois turned and glared at him.

"Just because I was threatened does not mean that we are not going to do this story Clark!" Lois yelled. "As long as we blend in, I'm sure we'll be fine. Besides how much harm can a dead guy do?"

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"We are now touching down in Melbourne. It is 8.35 pm on Thursday the 21st of January 2010. It is a lovely 35 degrees outside. Thankyou for flying with QANTAS, we hope you enjoy your stay." The pilot announced. Lois and Clark quickly grabbed their bags and exited the plane, just as the pilot's announcement finished. They stepped out of the plane and went to collect the rest of their bags. Lois and Clark took their bags came around on the conveyer belt. They walked out of the terminal and towards the exit, when they say a woman holding a sign labelled 'Lois Lane & Clark Kent'.

"Hey Smallville...don't you think that woman looks like Tess?" Lois commented, pointing to the sign holding woman. Clark squinted and turned his head.

"Yeah if you squint and turn your head I guess it does" Clark replied sarcastically.

"Well...she's our ride" Lois grabbed Clark's hand and practically dragged him to the woman waiting for them. Lois put her hand out in front of the woman "Lois Lane, Daily Planet" the woman gratefully shook her hand.

"Clark Kent, Daily Planet, Lois Lane's partner" Clark offered his hand and flashed the woman a charming smile. She took his hand a prolonged the shake just a little too long. Lois cleared her throat and glared at the stranger.

"Sorry, I'm Briana Mercer. Tess's cousin." Briana introduced her self.

"See I told you they were related!" Lois hissed to Clark.

"If your ready we'll be on our way." Briana walked towards the exit, closely followed by Clark and Lois. As soon as they stepped out the door they were hit with a sudden wave of intense heat. Lois fanned her face.

"Good thing I brought some summer dresses." Lois huffed.

"You own a dress...now that's something I never thought I would have heard coming from your mouth" Clark joked playfully.

"Hey as a matter of fact I look nice in dresses, and if I want to look nice every once in a while I can!" Lois said in her defence.

"I never said you didn't look nice in a dress...I just recall you saying that you didn't like wearing dresses" Clark threw back.

"That was before I discovered just how hot they made me look." Lois flicked her hair and strutted towards the car Briana was in. Clark sighed, shook his head and instantly thought to himself...

This is going to be a long assignment.

Hey I know its short but I'm in Pop Culture and I thought I would get something up before the weekend!

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