JUST DANCE IT'LL BE OKAY~
disclaimer: disclaimed.
dedication: to everyone who has supported us on this journey. you are amazing & incredible & WE LOVE YOU.

les is hiding under the table: wow... just... wow. legit, i'd like to thank - truly thank - the people that have stuck with us, and have not whined or bitched about how we decided to write this story, but rather, enjoyed every single word we typed and clung onto this universe as hard as we did. thank you, really. :)
Sara kisses strangers: a year. A YEAR. holyabercrombiemodel, we are done. thank you for being our love & support. :)
sonya still has her innocence: uh, in a completely mind-set kind of way. though it can refer to other things if you so wish. but. god. it's been a crazy year, hasn't it? boy troubles (uh, still a dating+kissing virgin, cha!), going to COLLEGE, dealing with friend issues- we've all discovered what really matters, haven't we? cordiallysincerelyyes. always smile, my loves.

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Anko raised an eyebrow.

Seriously.

What. The. Hell.

Did these children legitimately think she cared about their petty little spats? Okay, she loved the social drama ("-and this is your definition of the situation"), because it left the class in a mess that just gave Anko fodder to throw them into even more terrible situations.

But really.

She was not interested in all their boring little essays.

She just wanted the emails, damn it!

(But, so far, no one had turned it in. Ugh. Had they all gotten too personal? Or had they just not emailed, like she'd told them?

Bo-ring.

Seriously. So boring.

-due to the interaction between the two variables, men and women-

Anko grumbled. Forty words into the seventh essay (and worse, it was Uchiha Sasuke's. Anko was so not impressed), and she was way too bored to do this.

...

There was a set of die, in her desk.

...

That was very, very tempting.

Very tempting.

Anko pulled the die out.

Looked at Uchiha's essay sitting in front of her.

...

She totally didn't have the patience for this.

"Hey, Tenten, do you want to come help me mark essays?"

Tenten was lounging on the couch, hand fingering the ring dangling off of her necklace, bored hazel eyes on the TV screen. Anko was at her desk, muttering dark, scary things to the stack of papers. God, how she loved that woman.

"Hey, Tenten, do you want to come help me mark essays?"

At this, Tenten perked up.

Oh god, it was as if someone answered her prayers! She was so bored! Like, legit, so bored that she was, you know, bored.

She couldn't hang out with the girls because... Well, actually, she didn't even know why. And Neji was being a nerd doing his essays and such things like that and Suigetsu and she weren't allowed to go out on their own because, in the words of Sakura, it's chaos and more of an apocalypse than she and Hanabi combined.

It's not her fault she had an amazing way of befriending people like her (read: psychopaths)!

"Oh!" She jumped off of the couch and scurried right on over to Anko's side. "Yes! What do we do?"

"You roll the die, I write down the corresponding mark," Anko said, a half-smile lifting her lips.

Tenten smirked evilly, "I am so down with this."

"Oh, darling, I know you are. Roll."

"Rollingggg," Tenten sang.

Anko grinned wickedly, and watched the die settle.

Four little black spots smiled up at them.

"I figured four would be a C... So Uchiha passes. Huh."

The two women looked at each other for a moment, shrugged. "Well, he's alright. I kinda like him - he drinks like a fish." Tenten nodded sagely.

"So, next... Uzumaki. Can I fail him? Please? He's annoying, Tenten," Anko pouted. "This whole thing was his fault - his fault. And the Weasel's. But then, almost everything is my ex-boyfriend's fault in some way or another... Should we give him a fair chance?"

"I like Naruto. He makes me feel smart. Give him a C."

Anko looked bored. "If you're giving him a fair grade, you're rolling that die."

Tenten pouted, but rolled.

"Six. Six. I don't want to give him an A, the little shit." Anko heaved a sigh. "Bah. How is he so bloody lucky...?"

Anko and Tenten stared at each other again, and then shrugged again.

Whatever.

Ten minutes later, the little red marks (and the ever-so-helpful die) had the pile of papers dwindling significantly. Anko was very pleased.

"Thank god that's over with," she mumbled, and slumped against the desk.

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: The real business...

Okay, Anko-sensei and Weasel-Vonstrangle, give it up. Quarter's over and so's the project.

AND IT WORKED, OMFG, I'M A GENIUS.

-Naruto

To: ramenkamisama1; iUchiha
From: crazyproctorchick
Subject: WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET.

...You. Genius.

Just.

No.

-Anko-sama

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: HOW RUDE OF SOME PEOPLE.

Come off it, Anko-sensei.

Personally, I think I did an amazing job getting Sasuke-teme a girl. Coz, let's face it, you, Anko-sensei only gave the project and Itachi-Weasel-Vonstrangle got caught up with his own incestuous problems.

So, THEREFORE, I am the messiah that saved the world from combusting like that hideous 2012 movie. Because I did my work and I did it right and Sasuke-teme is whipped.

Naruto, you rock. Let's all admit it.

-Naruto

To: ramenkamisama1; iUchiha
From: crazyproctorchick
Subject: Oh, ye of little faith. If you think that is rude, you ain't seen nothin' yet, Naru-chan.

...
So he's not gay.
Huh.

Messiah.

I just.

I don't even have words for your kind of idiocy. How do you even exist?

-Anko-sama

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: Ah, phooey, you don't scare me anymore, Anko-sensei. I found someone more terrifying.

Nope! He's not!
Poor Sasuke-teme, I guess he was speaking the truth the whole time.

Yes, Messiah. Bow down to your new master, Anko-sensei. I pwn.

Ignoring the laaaast part. :)

-Naruto

To: crazyproctorchick; ramenkamisama1
From: iUchiha
Subject: ... Are you trying to give her any ideas and/or goals? She knows where you sleep at night- or don't.

o1. Sasuke's idea of the truth is probably dystopian. He'd create something only to blow it up with all of the arsenal he uses in those video games of his.

o2. ... Uzumaki, the Messiah is the one who is supposed to save the world- not destroy it.

o3. Also, if you know someone more terrifying than Anko, why would you let them walk the streets free? Do you understand civic duty?

-Itachi

P.S. Anko, Shisui would like to know if you want to go out for coffee with her and chat. Just so you know, she will not give you any embarrassing details about me. And our relationship.

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: SHE SO DOES NOT. STOP LYING YOU BUM DRAGON. GOD.

First of all, I am going to disgustedly agree with you. Because, legit, if Sasuke-teme were to have the arsenal he has in his video games, the world would be DOOMED. DOOMED, I SAY.

Now.

I never said I was going to destroy the world, Itachi Vonstrangle. I'M SAVING IT. Do you have any idea how many chicks would have died, had they found out your brother was gay? I mean, its already enough that the older Uchiha is "taken". So, yeah, I'm saving the world therefore I am the Messiah.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST. SHE WALKS THE STREETS BECAUSE SHE'S PRETTY AND I LOVE HER, GO DIE, GOD.

-Naruto

To: ramenkamisama; iUchiha
From: crazyproctorchick
Subject: Lying? Not lying, you're just delusional.

...Video games. Really. Have either of you ever been laid, in your lives?

BAHAHAHAHAAA.

...Narutoooooooooooooo, my little daughter says that you're afraid of your little girlfriend! ... Actually, according to my lovely little girl, apparently, even Sauce-face is afraid of her. WHY HAVE I NOT MET HER.

-Anko-sama

P.S. Itachi- tell Shisui that I would LOVE to have coffee with her, ASAP. And also that if she thinks I'm not getting details, she's insane. :)

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: YOU BE QUIET YOU CRAZY WOMAN.

Yes, video games. And I'll have you know, Ms I-Can't-Have-A-Decent-Convo-Without-Bringing-Sex-Up, I have gotten laid. And I'd say I don't know about Sasuke-teme, but I actually had the misfortune of walking in on him and his girlfriend. It was the most scarring shit in my life, right next to seeing Itachi Vonstrangle macking on his cousin-who-is-not-his-cousin.

...TENTEN DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. But, I'm totally laughing my ass off at the thought of Sasuke-teme being afraid of Hinata-chan... YOU'RE NEVER MEETING HER, GTFO.

-Naruto

To: ramenkamisama; iUchiha
From: crazyproctorchick
Subject: NEVERRRRR. THE DISENFRANCHISED SHALL NEVER REST.

Naruto, given that you have probably never had a decent conversation in your life, I'm not sure what you're worried about.
... Itachi, I will be getting details. I swear.

YES, TENTEN DOES KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. AND YES, I AM GOING TO MEET HER. I HAVE THIS IDEA THAT IT MIGHT BE KIND OF INCREDIBLE.

-Anko-sama

To: crazyproctorchick; ramenkamisama1
From: iUchiha
Subject: You sound like a megalomaniac again. Time to be a Messiah, Uzumaki.

o1. Unless, you know, your powers are only related to your Gaydar.

o2. Tch, you're delusional again. Like Shisui would tell you about... nothing.

o3. Three of the apparently most... terrifying, controlling women in the world. Are you really so sure you're the Messiah? You are filled with so many brilliant ideas, Uzumaki.

-Itachi

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: AGH. ANKO'S A NUTCASE. SHE MUST BE TAKEN CARE OF, TAKEN CARE OF, I SAY.

Itachi Vonstrangle, I have no such thing as a Gaydar, you on the other hand...

AND DUDE, Hinata-chan, Tenten and Anko-sensei... together? Let's not get Hinata-chan's little sister into that mess, either... oh crap...

-Naruto

To: crazyproctorchick; ramenkamisama1
From: iUchiha
Subject: For some reason, this all reminds me of those movies- or TV shows- or books- where the "hero" tries to save the world while being a complete dunce and screwing up at every turn.

o1. ... You do know what a Gaydar is, right? That it doesn't mean you're gay- you just have the ability to detect if other people are homosexuals. Just... nevermind.

o2. "Oh crap." That's all you can say? "Oh crap"? You might have singlehandedly instigated the the end of the world as we know it and all you have to say is, "Oh crap"? If you ever are the Messiah- someone with a Jesus complex- hire someone to write your lines for you.

-Itachi

P.S. We completed what we set out for. Mission over. Drinks on me and Kotetsu's credit card?

To: crazyproctorchick; iUchiha
From: ramenkamisama1
Subject: Something's giving me this vibe that you're calling me stupid...

I KNOW WHAT A GAYDAR IS, GOD. I just don't have one. YOU on the other hand, have one and yet you don't know how to use it. SO THERE.

...You make it seem like a bad thing. You actually think Hiashi and Neji are going to let this psychotic woman near those girls? I THINK NOT. And, like, dude, I keep getting this vibe that you're calling me stupid... Why is that? You're not calling me stupid now, are you? because if you are, I am HIGHLY OFFENDED, ITACHI VONSTRANGLE. HIGHLY OFFENDED.

-Naruto

P.S. Yes, I did complete what we set out. Mission over and complete. And I am so down for this, even if I have no idea who Kotetsu is. Anko-sensei, you down? (I bet you she is; free booze, man.)

To: ramenkamisama1; iUchiha
From: crazyproctorchick
Subject: Quit the dramatics. They are inane, and not winning you any points with me right now.

First of all, you both are insane. The only people who have gaydar are women, and gay men. Therefore, you both ought to have it, as I do. If you don't, you're still in denial.

An, Naru-chin. You think Hyuuga and Hyuuga won't let me near them? First of all, Tenten in my adopted daughter. She is my precious, beloved child. And Naru-chin, believe me, she's got a mean streak a mile wide. Don't make me set her on you, because that would be sad- actually, no, it would be funny. Never mind, all is well!

If you two morons don't stop emailing me, I am going to string you up by the innards of your balls. Thank god, this crap is over and done with. Of course I'm down for the booze, when am I not down for the booze?

Dear Weasel-boy: be prepared to be drunk under the table.

-Anko-sama, over and out. ;)

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Extra thoughts from us:

so this is it. we're done. thank you all, from the bottom of our hearts. we love you. PLEASE REVIEW - we know you're all out there, and we would honestly LOVE to hear from you. it really makes our days and our nights and whatnot. this has been a year-long journey. thank you for taking it with us.

OKAY SO. this might sound like a bribe.

BUT. technically, we're not through with this universe. we MAY be writing oneshots, chronically the oh-so-wonderful misadventures that these people will go through.

SO THE BRIBE:
if you want us to write the oneshots, leave us a review, & tell us so. if we get a hundred reviews for "yes", we totally, a hundred percent, will get to work on the oneshots. they'll be about anything (oh, think Neji & Tenten's shotgun wedding, maybe, or the first Christmas... among other things).

but they'll only happen if you all really show us that you want them.

anyway.

sincerely (but never yours),
sara, sonya, & les
:)