A/N- SKIPPING Stones…the title is kinda like how to skip school…ya…

Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight

Skipping Stones

Chapter 1- Introduction

Emmett

Nessie,

It is almost time for you to start high school with us, so I am writing you an instruction manual on how to skip school and class and the best excuses to use. Skipping school isn't as easy as I make it seem. You need to pay very close attention. There are also rules…

Rule one: NEVER EVER use the same excuse twice.

Rule two: Make sure you have information to support your excuse.

Rule three: Make sure you use the right excuse for the right teacher.

Rule four: DON'T GET CAUGHT!

If you follow these rules and use the excuses and information correctly, you won't get caught and you won't have to sit in on boring lectures about stuff you already know.

A/N- I KNOW IT IS SHORT BUT THIS IS JUST THE INTRO!!!!! Please review and tell me if you like this idea!!!!!!! It'll get better I promise!!! There will be flashbacks and humor and examples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEW, READ MY OTHER STORIES, CHECK OUT MY PROFILE FOR PICTURES (outfits, etc.), ETC.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll update soon!!!

Luv-twilightsagalover28 (Tati)