Patients:

Brambleclaw- Killed his brother. An excessive Twilight reader, he believes everyone and everything is a vampire.

Hawkfrost: Claims his dead father is "talking to him". Also has a gambling issue.

Jayfeather- Spilt personality disorder. Also "sees dead people", even though he is blind.

Breezepelt- Self proclaimed pessimist. Believes the world will end. Went psycho after he found out Jayfeather was his brother.

Notes- Keep away from Jayfeather.

Hollyleaf- Used to be obsessed with the warrior code but later committed suicide. Brought back from StarClan.

Ashfur- Became Squirrelflight's stalker. Later tried to blow up her kits.

Leafpool- Went crazy after giving up her kits.

Cinderheart- Claims she is a ghost and should be dead.

Notes- Keep her away from deathberries.

Goosefeather- Used to be a medicine cat before his crazy omens drove him off the wall. Now he claims EVERYTHING is a sign from StarClan.

Blackstar- Faked his own insanity so he could follow Sol to the faculty.

Scourge- Went crazy after being put down as a kit.

Lionblaze- In for anger issues and attacking Crowfeather.

Rowanclaw- A messed up cat who is confused about his gender. Somedays he claims he is a male, sometimes a girl.

Smokefoot- The warrior who claims he came back from the dead.

Swiftpaw- Deathly afraid of dogs and sees them everywhere.

Brokenstar- A control freak who plans on enslaving the whole clinic.

Ravenpaw- Has a phobia of Tigerstar.

Notes- Keep away from Brambleclaw.

Berrynose- Went off the deep end after Honeyfern died. Afraid of snakes.

Ferncloud- She-cat who is obsessed with kits.

Staff:

Dr. Sol- The faculty's main psychologist. Believes everything can be solved with not believing in StarClan.

Nurse Yellowfang- The not-so-nice nurse. Has a secret smoking problem.

Spottedleaf- The beautiful receptionist.

Squirrelflight- Another nurse. In training.

Nurse Whitewing- Yet another nurse.

Nurse Barley- A BOY nurse.

Dr. Thornclaw- A training psychologist.

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We certainly have a full house! Should I start writing this or just drop it?

Note: I know this has been done many times in the past. I didn't mean to steal anyone ideas.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS!!!!!!!