Naruto's a What?
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Screams of shock and surprise echoed around the village as a team of neon pink Anbu franticly chased after their attacker, throwing curses and weapons at the figure a head of them. They had been slacking off during a shift at headquarters when suddenly, a explosion rocked their room, sending smoke and pink paint in all directions.
"BRAT!" cried one.
"GET BACK HERE!" the next finished.
Jumping over a gap, the figure being chased suddenly changed directions and leapt over a large tree near the women's hot spring.
Quickly following, the Anbu were caught off guard as a tree limb flew forward and slammed into the whole team and sent them barreling into the steaming waters.
Landing in a crouch, the hooded figure threw his hood back reveling the smirking face of Uzumaki Naruto, "Thanks Konohamaru, nice save"
Another smaller figure jumped beside him, "Your welcome boss, I just thought you'd like some help." the boy said with a matching grin.
"Heh, I owe you one," Naruto said before standing, "You know how to find me" and then back flipped off the branch.
Naruto laughed to himself as he bounded through the air with no particular destination in mind. He had been given a few days off and had spent his morning pranking the Anbu who lazed around. He really didn't need to go into town and shop that much since Shizune had taken to shopping for him, buying whatever clothing she thought he'd look good in and whatever food she deemed good for him.
With Tsunade scaring most of the good men away, Shizune had found herself alone most of the time so Naruto had taken to flirting with her as well. Shizune was very loyal and with him fulfilling her needs, she had wanted to repay him with taking care of him. Something that he was slightly grateful for. He could cook nearly anything with the skills of a master, but when It came to cleaning, washing clothes, and arranging furniture... he sucked.
Naruto counted himself as a very lucky individual, you see with the seal draining the kyuubi of it's power and transferring it to him, Naruto found that he had some major problems. One was that the fox had succubus-like powers which made him increasingly horny and gave him control over pheromones. (The second one had been out of control for awhile but had finally been mastered.) But since he had so much energy, both Tsunade and Shizune understood that he would need more than them if he was to keep form going into a sexual frenzy.
He knew that he had it pretty good, he had been named Jiraiya heir and was receiving the money from his book sells. Tsunade was his 'personal' doctor whenever he was hurt or needed a checkup, and Shizune was his willing and sexy 'maid' of sorts... and part time nurse. He had two lovely ladies caring for him who would do anything for him, even be his personal cum dump, yeah this is the life...
Looking at his watch he wondered when Tsunade got off but realized, 'Damn... it's the last day of the month meaning their going to that 'Girl's night' at the bath house' he thought before grinning, 'It's around 12 so maybe I should bring her some lunch... I wonder what kind of underwear she'll be wearing'
Walking up the steps of the Hokage tower, Naruto carried a covered plate in his hand. Reaching Shizune's desk right outside the Hokage's office, Naruto stopped and cocked his head to the side when he saw her bending over the front of her desk furiously scribbling something down.
"Hello Shizune-chan" He said, shaking his head.
Shizune looks up and turned to see Naruto, "Hi Naruto-kun, here to see Tsunade-sama?" she asked with a smile.
Naruto nodded and held up the plate, "Yeah, I've got the day off and thought that she'd love some lunch since you won't let her leave the office until her paperwork's complete"
Shizune giggled, "Well, you might want to be careful, she seemed grumpy today. would you know anything about that?" she asked.
Naruto gave her a foxy smirk, "She was probably up all night 'beating' someone" he said with a suggestive tone before laughing at her blush. "But in all seriousness, does she have any appointments today?"
Shizune turned around to show her cute ass and grabbed a book on her desk, "Only one with a messenger from spring."
Naruto hummed and walked up behind her before placing a hand on her cute, tight ass. "Call us before they arrive, wouldn't want them to die of a heart attack do we. Also..." He stopped to squeeze her ass and lick her earlobe, "I'll see you tonight,"
With a slap to the ass, Naruto left the badly blushing Shizune at her desk and walked into Tsunade's office, still holding the plate of food for Tsunade.
Walking in Naruto leaned back as a cork flew into the door and stuck in an inch, "My, my, Is this how you greet people Tsu-chan?" Naruto asked walking in with a laugh.
"Naruto-kun!" Tsunade cried, happy to have a break from paperwork.
"I brought you some..." Naruto stopped as he found the plate missing and Tsunade moaning. "Damn that was quick"
Tsunade blushed, "Sorry but Shizune locked me in here and wouldn't let me leave, I've been starving"
Naruto walked around her desk, "Aww, you poor thing" he said bending so that his face was even with hers, "Mean ol' Shizune-chan keeping you locked away?"
Tsunade nodded and was shocked when he kissed her deeply, "Naru-kun!, we can't do that here!" she said "Someone can walk in"
Naruto laughed and took one of her impressive breasts in his grasp. "You know, Jiji had a lock down seal placed on his desk, all you had to do is this..." Naruto hit a small button hidden under the desk causing the walls to glow with seals and the windows to darken until they turned pitch black.
"Now, I have you all to myself..." he grinned.
Tsunade's blush darkened, "Naru-sama... what's brought this on?" She asked moaning as he pinched her nipple.
"Well, your going to girl's night at the hot spring so i'm going to relieve you of your stress before then so you don't drown anyone out of anger" He answered. "Stand up"
Tsunade obeyed and stood while he took her seat. "Strip for me," he ordered
Tsunade slowly worked her black waist tie off before taking her green coat and gray shirt off. She peeked at him and tossed the clothing to the side,cursing an arm to cover her nipples. Turning her back to him, Tsunade slowly worked her pants down shaking her ass side to side just how he liked. As her pants pooled around her ankles, she bent down showing off an orange thong and threw the clothing with her others.
"Do you like them Naru-sama?" She asked slapping her ass, "I got them for you"
Naruto grinned and leaned back, showing a impressive bulge against his thigh, "I love them," he said before leaning back up and grabbing her arm.
Tsunade squeaked as he pulled her into his lap and started groping her large tits, "Ohhh" she moaned feeling his hands roughly squeeze them.
While one hand played with her chest, his other hand slid down her body and played with her pussy through the orange fabric making the blond gasp out as he used chakra to increase the pleasure.
"You know Tsu-chan, I've been thinking about getting another tattoo." he said as if talking about the weather. "One that covers my whole back, maybe another cross with 'Forgive me of my sins' around it"
Tsunade didn't reply, only grasped his hand as his chakra powered fingers pushed her over the edge and caused her to flood her panties with her juices.
"Tsu-chan!" Naruto said sharply like one would a child. "How dare you make a mess in your panties," Tsunade only whimpered in his lap as he poked at her pussy a few more times.
Naruto used some impressive strength as he picked he up and laid her across his lap and smacked her rear, "You should know better than that"
"Sorry... Naru-sama" she panted, emitting a small whimper of pleasure as he swatted her bottom again.
Naruto continued until her ass had a bright red outline of his hand on her ass, right next to the tattoo. Seeing that she was panting and whimpering at the same time, Naruto rubbed the mark and kissed her neck. "Shhh," he whispered, "It's all over now, I forgive you for making a mess" he cooed.
Tsunade's whimpers soon turned to groans then moans and soon she was moving herself from his lap and rubbing the front of his pants, "Thank you Naru-sama, Let me so you just how sorry I am..."
An hour later, Tsunade was sitting at her desk uncomfortably as both her holes and ass cheek protested any movement. Naruto hadn't missed anything as he fucked her on everything from her chair, the window, floor, desk, couch, the two chairs in front of her desk, against the wall and even under the paintings of the four previous Hokages. Two of which were her family.
Looking back at them, she swore that the first and second had blushes, the third was smiling perversely, and the fourth had a look of pride.
"Tsunade-sama, the messenger is here." Shizune said over the intercom.
Tsunade checked everything over to make sure all was fine and then wiped her mouth to make sure that none of Naruto's cum had missed, after all how awkward would that be.
The man walked in and held out a letter, "Hokage-sama, Princess Koyuki wanted me to give you this letter" he said allowing he to take the letter. "And now if that is all, I must be going."
Tsunade waved him away and unsealed the letter, unfolding it her eyes widened, "She want Naruto to do what?!?"
Around five in the afternoon, Tsunade growled as her Anbu failed to find Naruto. They had been searching for four hours to find him but failed. Now she had Kurenai and team 8 standing before her.
"I need you to track down Naruto, he's still in the village but seems to be avoiding Anbu for some reason. You all know that if he doesn't want them to find him, they wont. I need him here soon as possible so hurry."
Kiba, Hinata, Shino, and Kurenai nodded and jumped from the window in search of their elusive blonde friend.
Two hours before...
Naruto however, wasn't in some hole in the wall hiding from the Anbu, he laying face down in a tattoo parlor while a gothic girl with multiple ear, nose, and lip rings straddled his back and constantly worked on his back with the skill of a master.
"You know sexy, I told you that tattoos were addictive" she said over the hum of her tattoo gun. "But I didn't think you'd get such a large one so soon or that you'd get it all done in one day. Most guys get it piece by piece."
Naruto hummed, "Well I'm not like most guys" he said
The girl agreed and sat back to check her work. It was a large gothic cross like the one on his chest but with much more detail, the words 'Fogive me of my sins' written in fancy writing around the top and bottom.
Standing up, the girl tossed him a tube of lotion to have rubbed on his back, "That'll be 375." she said with a smile as he paid her and left.
Now...
Naruto sighed as a pair of soft hands rubbed his back, soothing the soreness and releasing any pent up stress.
Suddenly the doors opened and in walked team 8.
Looking up he saw their gaping faces and waved to them. "Hey guys,"
"Naruto what are you doing here?"Kurenai asked with a hard look.
Naruto blinked and wondered what was up with the look then remembered, He was in a massage parlor where he had said girl dressed in only her panties, rubbing her back and letting her brests press against him while her ass rubbed against legs.
"Getting a massage of course" he stated cooly, making her eyes harden.
Kiba whistled only to have the topless woman flip him off, Shino said nothing, and Hinata felt angry at the woman atop Naruto.
"Naruto," Kurenai started, "Tsunade has been looking for you for hours-"
Naruto huffed, "Fine... Get up baby, your job's done,"
The woman pouted, "Aww, but you paid for at least another hour" she said knoing that their would've been a happy ending.
"Yeah I know, but duty calls" He said feeling the woman stand up and walk away.
Naruto then stood up and revealed his tattoo to the group while grabbing his clothing, "See ya" he said before dissapearing in a whirl of leafs.
"Oi, what the fuck Tsu-chan?" Naruto asked appering in her office only to have a paper be held up to his face by a serprised looking Tsunade. "Holy fuck... Koyuki-chan want's me to be in her next movie..."
To be continued...
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