N-E: If you have never ever ever ever ever ever ever read Secret Mission: High School READ IT NOW or else this fanfic will make absolutly no sense what so ever.
Zexion: When did it ever make sense?
Xion: Zexy has a point there
Zexion: don't call me Zexy
Xion: what ev
Axel: didn't think there'd be a sequel.
Demyx: WWWEEEEEEE WE'RE BACK!!!
Larxene: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Roxas: YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
N-E: DON'T CELEBRATE YET!!! I GOT DO THE DISCLAIMER
Roxas: Can I do it
N-E: sure
Roxas: Nekochii- Emi does not own Kingdom hearts or any of the characters except for the OCs and this fanfiction the rest belongs to Square Enix and Disney.
Demyx: DISNEY!!!
Axel: Technically you're disney too
Demyx: NOOOO!!
Roxas: wait there's more. If she did then Everyone would still be alive, Xion and Riku will end up together and Axel and Roxas *points to himself* will FINALLY BE TOGETHER!!!!....WAIT WHAT?!!
"The ship's horn went off, the sea breeze felt almost perfect, the cruise ship was sailing calmly through the ocean. My children were enjoying themselves basking in the presence of their loving superior strong and handsome fath—…"
"Xemnas can you stop staring at us like that. You look like you're about to molest us," Demyx said.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!? I'M TRYING TO DO AN INNER MONOLOGUE HERE!!!!"
Day 1
The organization decided to stay here for summer vacation because they all believed they deserved a break. They were on a cruise to 'WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island'. Axel, Roxas and Demyx were squirting water guns at each other and Axel was trying to dodge them all. Larxene rolled their eyes at the immature boys and continued sun baking, Xaldin and Lexeaus were at the gym, Luxord was playing poker with Xigbar, Vexen and Marluxia, Saix took a nap next to Xemnas and Zexion just relaxed next to the edge of the cruise ship reading 'Lord of the flies' while drinking a mock tail.
They weren't the only ones on board though. Kairi had invited everyone to go to WONSTOPPSHUPHOLLYDAY Island to celebrate the end of the school year. Riku walked past Xion who was looking pretty ill.
"Uh Xion? You okay"
"Riku?" Xion asked. "Could you get me a bucket?" Riku found the closet bucket near him and he gave in to Xion who threw up in it.
"SPOON HEAD!!" Xemnas yelled.
"I didn't do anything," Riku yelled in his defence.
"I'm just sea sick that's all" Xion said trying to smile but threw up again. Riku escorted her to the cabins while Xemnas just glared at him.
"That better be the truth or I will send you to your doom spoon head"
Wakka on the other hand had a pervy look on his face. "Oh finally, I'm on a cruise ship with Larxene to paradise" He thought.
Wakka's mind theatre
"Wakka!" Larxene called out to him looking extremely shojo like and she was wearing a pretty white dress near the shore.
End
"aaahhh" Wakka drooled.
"What's wrong with Wakka?" Larxene asked.
"He's most likely thinking pervy thoughts" Selphie muttered."just ignore him"
Tidus was relaxing on a beach chair with not a care in the world with a Nurse monitoring his blood pressure levels.
"Good Mr. Tidus! This has really helped your blood pressure go down"
"Thank you" Tidus beamed. "I feel so much more relaxed and I don't have to see those guys again"
Axel dodged water that shot out of Roxas's water gun and the water landed on Tidus. "Oops sorry sir…Hey it's that kid from school! HI!!" Tidus clenched his fists and grinded his teeth.
"Um Mr. Tidus…you're blood pressure's rising in an extraordinary rate what's wrong?! " The nurse said.
"Ex…change…students" Tidus muttered but then he exploded. "EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIDUS!!! ANGRY!!! RAWR!!! CURSE YOU!!!"
Axel, Demyx and Roxas gulped and ran the other direction. Sora was looking overboard for the dolphins in the water. A dolphin appeared to Sora. "Hi Mr. Dolphin"
"Ha! Ha! You're doomed" The dolphin laughed and swam away.
"Bye Bye Mr. Dolphin!!" Sora waved.
Kairi stood next to Sora, flicked her hair and sighed. "Isn't this beautiful"
"I JUST SAW A DOLPHIN!!"
"Nice" Kairi said sarcastically hoping for more of a romantic response.
Rikku smirked evilly. "I see she's still after the oblivious one?"
"Who?" Kuri asked
"Kairi!"
"Dude…Sora's not even going to notice" Kuri said. "Let him be a kid for a little longer"
"I kind of feel sorry for Kairi" Yuna said.
Kuri shrugged at took a sip out of her ice coffee. "This tastes very sweet" Rikku and Yuna sweat dropped.
"I wonder what would happen if you took the coffee away" Yuna thought a loud and took the ice coffee out of Kuri's hands. Kuri whined like a baby and Yuna sighed and gave it back to her.
"Hi Zexion" Paine waved. Zexion was too absorbed into his book and she found the sight absolutely stunning.
"Oh hi Paine" Zexion waved just noticing she was there. "Aren't you glad school has finished"
"Yeah, this is the life, just relaxing on a cruise ship towards a tropical island"
"This island has everything. A surfing bay, skiing in the Alps, jungle resort…Disney land"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Demyx screamed in an extremely girly pitch.
"Which we won't be visiting because of Demyx's phobia" Zexion muttered. Suddenly the ship rocked. Everyone glanced at each other and that's when the boat blew up. Everyone survived except for some of the other people on board but they aren't important. Everyone emerged from the water except for Axel and Larxene who couldn't swim. Lexeaus and Xaldin swam down to save them and they carried them to the shore on a mysterious island.
All of Organization XIII: On a mysterious island
"This is no good! We'll have to perform CPR on them" Vexen panicked.
"No need" Lexeaus smiled and he was just about to punch Axel in the chest but Xigbar held him back.
"REMEMBER THE LAST TIME THAT HAPPENED!!" Xigbar yelled.
"Oh yeah" Lexeaus realized. "But there's no way I'm giving them mouth to mouth"
"Just do it No.5!!" Vexen yelled. Lexeaus performed mouth to mouth on both Axel and Larxene and as soon as they realised it was Lexeaus they screamed.
"AAAHHH!!!! MAN LIPS!!" they screamed.
"Where are we by the way?" Luxord asked.
"I believe this is a deserted island," Zexion screamed.
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!" Demyx screamed but then Larxene slapped him.
"CALM DOWN!!"
"Ow! Xion doesn't hit me as hard!" Demyx whined
"Well she has nice feminine hands while my hands are dangerous you got it" Larxene snapped. "Where is shortie by the way…there's only 13 of us here"
"MY DARLING DAUGHTER IS LOST AT SEA!!!" Xemnas screamed
Xemnas's mind theatre
Xion lay on a broken piece of the boat in the rough sea and the thundering clouds were booming. "Daddy save me" She cried.
End
"I'M COMING XION!!!" Xemnas screamed as he swum like a torpedo being shot out of a submarine. Everyone else just sweat dropped.
"Great now what do we do?" Luxord said angrily.
"MY HAIR IS GETTING SPLIT ENDS!!!" Marluxia whined.
"I'm wet!!" Axel screamed.
"There's nothing to eat besides paupu fruit and coconuts!!" Xaldin screamed.
"WILL YOU ALL CALM DOWN!!??" Zexion screamed but then starting crying. "MY BOOKS ARE ALL WET!!!"
Suddenly Roxas started doing a tribal dance on a big rock. He only wore a loincloth and a headband and he had red markings on the rest of his body. "Welcome all to Wakachukanaka"
"Roxas?" Larxene raised an eyebrow. "Oh great he's turned into a tribal boy"
"I dare you to say that five times fast," Demyx said.
Axel grinned "Wakachukanaka, wakachukanaka, wakachukeh…bleh!"
"Do not mock the name of this island!!" Roxas snapped. "The great gods created that name!"
"So you named it?" Zexion smiled coyly.
"Silence!!" Roxas snapped and pointed a stick at Zexion. "You dare defy the great Gods of Wakachukanaka"
Everyone cocked their heads to the side in confusion. "Gods?"
"YES!! GODS!!!" Roxas taunted.
"He really has lost it" Xaldin muttered.
1 hour later
Xemnas emerged from the water panting heavily. "I can't find her!!" He cried. "XION'S DEAD!!"
Demyx started crying as well. "POOR WITTLE XION!!!"
"She might not be dead" Zexion said trying to cheer them up. "She might have landed on another island or another part of this island with the other idiots"
"You're right!" Xemnas yelled. "No.9! No.8! No.6! Help me find food, the rest of you go find Xion and Roxas ...put some clothes on!!" Roxas didn't follow Xemnas's order and he did another strange tribal dance. "The hell happened to No.13?"
"He turned into a island boy while you were gone" Larxene answered.
Xemnas, Zexion, Axel and Demyx: Finding food
"Oh this is useless!" Xemnas screamed. "All we can find are freaking coconuts!!"
"Well we're just going to have to settle with coconuts!" Axel snapped and punched the closet coconut tree.
"IF THEY DON'T FIND MY DAUGHTER SOON I'M GONNA-" suddenly a coconut hit Xemnas on the head and he fell to the ground unconscious.
"OH NO!! I'VE KILLED THE SUPERIOR!!" Axel screamed.
"He's fine! He's still breathing" Zexion said.
"WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??!! I'M GOING TO BE LOCKED UP IN JAIL FOREVER!!!"
"Calm down Axel!" Demyx said. "I'm sure everything's going to be al-" Another coconut fell on Demyx's head and then he fell unconscious.
"OH GOD!!! I'VE KILLED DEMYX AS WELL!!!" Axel panicked.
"Calm down! They're both unconscious!"
"Zexion"
"Yes?"
Axel gave Zexion a killer glare. "I'm sorry man but you've seen far too much"
"Um…Axel? What are you doing?"
"You're going to have to die now"
"OH GOD NO!!"
to be continued
Zexion: YOU'RE KILLING ME OFF
N-E: No way! i love you too much
Zexion: uuuuuuh
N-E: not in that way