A/N: This is a series of conversation blips between Tonberries in their downtime. You know, when they're not killing you. Apparently they live in societies and speak in cockney British accents.

We do not own Tonberries or Square Enix. 'Cause...well just 'cause.

"'Ey George, 'ow was your day?"

"Oh, I shanked three people."

"Jolly good."