Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot. I know that's a total shock.
A/N: Okay, so, I got this idea and I had to run with it. This is my first cohesive SWAC multi-chap, so…hope you like it!

I, Tawni Hart, am a genius.

(This is where you applaud. Duh.)

I could tell from the very beginning that Chad was in l-o-v-e with a certain Random (and not me, believe it or not. We've been down that road before. Besides, I'm pretty sure he's intimidated by my prettiness. Who wouldn't be? That was rhetorical.).

Right, but, anyway. Enough about me (Oh, who am I kidding? There's never enough about me. But, sorry, I can talk about myself another time. Right now it's time for the proof of my genius, anyway.).

So like I was saying, for as great of an actor as Chad Dylan Cooper thinks he is, he's pretty suckish at pretending he isn't totally in love with Sonny.

And as subtle as Sonny thinks she is, her voice gets all high when she's in denial and whenever she's saying she doesn't have a thing for Chad. Coincidence? Not in a million years.

(I mean, really, the whole Good! Good! Fine! Fine! thing is so old for everybody. Just make out already, kay?)

But, the two of them are stupider than Nico and Grady, and I knew they'd never do anything about it, because they're both ridiculously stubborn. And in denial.

So I, Tawni Hart, decided something needed to be done.

Which is how I came up with Operation: Tawni Hart Is a Super Insanely Spectacular Lady Under Venus: End the Denial. Or, Operation: THIS IS LUV: End the Denial.

It's almost scary how smart I am. And pretty!!

Ah, dahlings, I hate to ask, but I would love it if you would review. I love feedback, and the things you say really help me make my writing better. Go on, I know you want to!