Why Albus Dumbledore is not allowed watch television.

Part One.

Cartoons.

Albus Dumbledore is not allowed watch cartoons because:

1. He likes to dress up as the caracters he see's afterwards.

2. He includes face paint while doing this.

3. He gets thoose annoying theme songs stuck in his head.

4. He makes up dances for theese annoying theme songs.

5. He qoates characters during feasts.

6. He forces the Slytherins to watch "The Care Bears".

7. He likes to dress up as postman pat for Halloween.

Part Two,

Reality T.v

Albus Dumbledore is not allowed watch reality T.V because:

1. He will lock the Gryffindors and the Slytherins in a room and tell them they are in the Big Brother house.

2. He will sit in a closet beside that room and claim he is Big Brother, and force them to tell him there secrets.

3. He will hex Snape into thinking he is Divena and that he has to elimenate random students from the "Big Brother house".

4. He will make up a dance routine and audition for Britains got talent.

5. If that dosn't work out, audition for Americas got talent.

6. He will audituion for the X Factor.

7. He will jinx everyone into voting for him.

8. He will proberbly win.

Dont let that happen.

Part Three.

Soap Oprahs.

Albus Dumbledore is not allowed watch Soap Oprahs because:

1. He will force the Professors to watch Home and Away.

2. He will cry.

3. He will try and reinact the murder scene with Flitwick.

4. And all the other teachers.

5. He will reinact the wedding scene with Peeves.

6. Who will most likely blow somthing up.

Part Four.

Disney Channel.

Albus Dumbledore is not allowed watch Disney Channel:

1. He will be singing the best of both worlds all day.

2. He will wear a Hannah Montana wig during feasts.

3. He will try and invent whatever Phinase and Ferb make. (without magic...)

4. He will claim that he dated the 'hot' one from wizards of waverly place.

5. He will challenge Snape to a luggage cart race.

6. He will fall of the luggage cart and most likely break his neck.

7. He will try and 'replace' Minerva for a hot teacher like on the replacements.

8. He will start wearing tight pants and do his hair like the Jonas Brothers.

Part five.

The Oprah Winfrey Show.

Albus Dumbledore is not allowed watch The Oprah Winfrey Show:

1. He will act like Oprah all day.

2. He will style his hair like hers.

will lock Malfoy in a room and ask him about his "problems"

will give out free things to anybody who calls him Oprah.

5. He will start a book club.

6. He will ask the teachers there problems during the great feast, using the students as his audience,

7. He will cry for hours on end after the show is over.