Sorry for the crap title and the crap story that follows it. Just an idea I had. May rewrite it sometime in the distant future

Cos to be honest its a bit shit.

Sirius / Table

I'm storming along the corridor. I'm in a foul mood so nobody wants to get in my way.

Damn Evans!

Stupid Witch! Not as if I even like her that much. There's loads of girls who'd give all the money in the world to be with me. She's not that hot. So what if I can't stop thinking about her ...

I shake my head like a wet dog. Urgh!

FRIGGIN EVANS!

I'm completely wrapped up in my own thoughts, barely noticing my surroundings...

"Hey Potter!"

Its some annoying little fourth year standing in front of the portrait hole.

"You might wanna see this."

She's grinning ear to ear, like a cat that's got the friggin cream. I so don't have time for this.

She actually snickers as I pass her.

What the hell is so fuckin funny!

Oh Merlin!

Sirius is on top of a table dancing with a bottle of firewhiskey.

Fuck.

Remus is trying to coax him down. Unsuccessfully.

"Come on Siri, get down!"

"Fffff koff Remus. Turnna musicup dammit!"

And now he's made the wireless explode. Great!

Cautiously I make my way towards him, ignoring the sniggering dicks who surround me.

"Siri?"

"Jaaaamieboy! S'goin on!"

He practically falls off the table into my arms.

If only Evans would get really pissed and fall into my arms... Oh shit she's in the corner watching! Damn!

"Yyyyou wannna drink James?"

Severe slurring. Not good!

"Come on Siri lets go to bed."

"No I donwanna!"

"Come on Sirius!"

"You cant make me! You're not my Ffffffather!"

And then he bursts into tears.

Really loud babyish tears. He's fully collapsed onto the floor now, nearly taking me with him.

Oh crap!

"Siri come on. Its Ok..."

"NO! No its not ok! My Father hates me! My Mother hates me! My whole family hates me! Even my little brother hates me!"

He's really howling now.

"I'm worthless! I'm a bad son! Bad boy! Bad boy!"

"You're not worthless! Come on man, lets go to the dormitory."

I grab one shoulder and Remus grabs the other. Together we manage to drag him up the stairs with Peter trailing behind.

He's still mumbling incoherently.

"He got a letter from Regulus today," Remus begins in a low voice so Sirius won't hear. "You know, his brother. Anyway he basically said he never wanted to see him again, he was a disgrace to the family and the Pureblood wizarding race."

"Shit!"

"Tell me about it!"

"You'd think he'd be used to it by now. Every member of his families sent him a letter like that!"

"Apparently Regulus hadn't. 'Til now.!

"So he started drinking?"

"Yup. At first he was all 'I don't care!' dancing on the tables and pouring drink down his throat as fast as it would go. Then..."

"Then this."

"Yeah."

We finally reach our room.

Somehow we manage to put him to bed.

Merlin knows we've done it enough times.

He tries to pretend leaving his family was the best moment of his life.

But we all know it wasn't.

He misses them. Bad.

So he drinks.

And then ...

Well it makes my girl problems look plain stupid.