O.k. I'm going to take sleepy hollow's advice and write this story so here it is. Enjoy.

Will banged on the oven again.

"Halt the easy bake oven's broke." Will yelled to Halt who had been outside cleaning Aberlard's saddle.

Halt sighed then ran up to an open window "Did you try banging on it?"

Will glared at him "No, the thought occurred to me!" he said sarcastically.

Halt shrugged "Then go get Sir Rodney."

"Fine," Will mumbled. He ran outside and saddled Tug then headed off to the battle school grounds.

Sir Rodney was watching the young apprentices perform their everyday drills when he heard hoof beats behind him. He turned around to see Will headed straight toward him.

"Ahh Will. What brings you here today?" he said as Will jumped down off Tug.

"Halt and I need your help with the easy bake oven. If it isn't working by tonight then we can't have any cake after supper! And I like cake after supper!" Will said in one breath.

"Hmm I suppose I can come look at it say 4o'clock?" said Sir Rodney.

"That'd be great!" Will said mounting Tug "Thank you Sir."

As Will rode away Sir Rodney shook his head "The things I do for friendship," he muttered

"Sir Rodney will be here at 4 to fix the oven," Will said walking inside the cabin he and Halt shared. Halt was sitting at the table drinking coffee.

"Great" Halt mumbled looking over some reports.

Sir Rodney pulled out his screwdriver and frowned. "Maybe if I tighten this thingy then this thingy will work...yea that makes sense."

"Are you sure you should tighten that?" Halt said glancing over Sir Rodney's shoulder "I mean technically speaking it would-"

"I 'M THE FIX-IT-MAN AROUND HERE SO I DO WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOT IT?!?!?!" Sir Rodney screamed.

Will quickly helped Halt (who had been so shocked he jumped to the ceiling and used his knives to hold himself there) get down.

"I was only making a suggestion," Halt whimpered.

"Yea well your suggestion was wrong," Sir Rodney spat.

"But you didn't even here all of it. I was going to say-"

"I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR IT TO KNOW THAT IT WAS A STUPID SUGGESTION!!!!"

Will once again helped Halt get off the ceiling. "WHY DO YOU KEEP YELLING AT HIM?? YOU KNOW HE'S SENSITIVE!!"

Salt Peter frowned as he walked by Ranger Halt's cabin. It sounded like people were screaming something about Halt being sensitive. He shrugged.

"think it's fixed now," Sir Rodney said standing back and admiring his work.

"Well plug it in then," Halt growled (he was sore from hanging on the ceiling 15 times in a row)

"O.k. here goes nothing," Sir Rodney said plugging in the cord. There was a great flash and………….

"Ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today today to celebrate the wonderful life and……..horrible death of Rodnel James McGlakin………….."

Halt *sigh* "If he had only listened to my plan. I mean it was a-"

"Ahhhhh porker on the lose!"

"Stupid Salt Peter!!!"

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Those Rangers are a might peculiar folk. Don't know about sensitive though. Now I better go find that porker I was tracking 'fore he does something nasty."

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