The result of my extreme frustration with the state of affairs marvel has rogue and remy in right now. (As you can probably tell, I am an extremely rabid romy fan).

Roses are red, violets are blue, me no own, so you no sue

"We quit "

The woman smiled up at her companion, a hand around his waist. He grinned back at her, rings of ruby and ebony flashing under harsh fluorescent lights.

"Look, homme, we appreciate de whole trials- a- love ting y got goin on, but enough enough. Me n' ma chiere r in love, n we're tired a y tryin t split us up." the beauty beside him took up the dialogue, glaring defiantly at the circles of awestruck faces around the pair." we're tiahed a the angst, tiahed a the unrealistic drama .ah mean me leave remy? Foah magneto! Have yah all completely lost yoah collective mahnds?"Her hands fisted at her sides, creasing the black, fingerless cotton gloves she wore.

"Magneto, the man who triahed tah kill meh an' my family god knows how many tahmes, committed countless horrible atrocities and is goddamn butt-ugly tah boot?" She fumed, relaxing her tense stance slightly when her Cajun lover began to rub circles into her neck. It was now his turn to glare, his thick, heavy combat boots scuffing the office's hardwood floor"dieu knows I'm not perfect, not even close. But ma chiere knows me, knows what I've done and loves me still. No way in heaven or hell she'd leave me to die in Antarctica, and dis one would radar blow his own brains out den try t' kill her, cause a world wit' out rogue is a world dis one couldn' survive. We going to get a house in de bayou n' fix it up nice. Live der wit' de flowers blooming n de froggies croakin' n we gonna grow old n' die t'gether"as he spoke, he ran his hands through his companions wavy auburn – and- ivory hair, and the gesture seemed to calm him down some. Beside him, the woman nodded determinedly." we got a lawyer, who should be contactin' ya'll shortly. Ah'm not gonna bothah tryin tah repeat what he said, cause ah don't talk law, but the basic gist is that if you try tah use us in one o' yoah fool stories again we can sue the pants off yah. Yah got plenty o' othah characters, start tormentin' them fo' a change!" her emerald eyes were narrow and flinty-hard as she jabbed the air to emphasize her point. The man beside her chuckled, grinning smugly as if to say "haha, too bad, so sad. The best girl in the world is mine"" ah, ma cherie, je'taime ""je'taime aussi, rem" she replied, smirking. "Wanna go get some ice cream? Ah think we've made our point" course, mon amour". He placed a gentle kiss on her head. "But your buyin, cause remy paid fo' de lawyer ". Laughing with disbelief, she chased him out of the office, shouting" we went halves on the lawyer, ya no-good dirty-rotten swamp rat! Get back here!" as their pounding footsteps faded away , the offices of marvel industries were left in stunned silence.