Chapter 3: Revenge: Hikari Style!

Kiba looked at the stunning siblings. Hikari was drop dead gorgeous. She was wearing a cream colored summer dress with light blue petals around the hem. It was thin, had spaghetti straps and showed a bit of cleavage. The forehead protector was tied around the waist. Naruto looked like…not Naruto. He was wearing dark blue pants. On top of his long sleeved fish net shirt, was a black collar shirt. The sleeves hung loosely a little above his elbows. The shirt wasn't buttoned and the collar was popped up. His hair was extremely similar to the yondaime's when his headband was worn around the neck. Hinata turned red. Kiba howled, "Damn, even Naruto looks hot!" Naruto scratched the back of his head, "She gave me advice. I guess it worked because quite a few girls winked at me."

Naruto sat down next to Hinata and Hikari. Hikari was between Naruto and Kiba. The ramen chef came by and smiled, "What do we have here? The Uzumaki twins on double dates?" The two grinned. Naruto leaned towards Hinata, "Hey, you look great!" Hinata turned red. Don't faint! You can do this! "Y-you l-look g-great N-naruto-kun…" Naruto grinned, "Alright! I'll have miso!" Hikari grinned, "Same for me!" Hinata nodded, "I-I'll h-have the s-same…" Kiba shouted, "I'll have beef!" Hikari scooted closer to Kiba, "So, I heard you have a dog?" Kiba nodded, "His name is Akamaru. Poor guy got the fleas. He'll be all better tomorrow! Hikari pouted, "What a shame. I love puppies!" Kiba looked interested, "He's a nin-dog." Hikari spoke back, "Really? You have a fight with your dog? How awesome! Is he still friendly?" Kiba grinned, "But of course! He'll like you for sure!"

Naruto saw Hikari was fine talking to Kiba. He smiled and turned to Hinata, "So how was everything since I've been gone? Neji isn't shouting about destiny still is he? The Hyuuga clan is better right? Aww man! You've gotten stronger, we should fight sometime!" Hinata giggled. Naruto grinned, "You're smiling! I like it when you smile!" hinata blushed. Naruto saw she was redder than usual and shouted, "Aww man! Hinata don't faint on me now!" Hinata shook her head, "I'm f-fine, Naruto-kun." Naruto nodded, "Better, less stuttering." So the couples talked all the way through the date. Clearly Hinata was the only one with manners when eating because the other three ate like pigs. Nauto finished up his 10th bowl of ramen and waited for Hinata to finish her first one. Hikari was done wth her 9th and waited for Kiba to finish his 3rd.

Kiba was shocked, "Wow, you're just as bad as Naruto when it comes to ramen." Hikari giggled. Naruto sighed as a sign of being full. "So are we paying together or separate?" Kiba immediately said, "Separate. Sorry, two Naruto stomachs are expensive." Hikari laughed, "I could have paid." Naruto paid for his meal and Hinata's. Kiba grinned, "You're the female. It's okay." He placed money down and took Hikari's hand. Hikari got closer to Kiba, "Good thing it's a warm night." Kiba blushed at the closeness. Naruto didn't hold Hinata's hand but did link arms with her. Hikari yawned, "Okay Naruto, take Hinata back and meet me back home. Kiba knows where you live right?" Kiba nodded. Hikari rested her head on Kiba's shoulder as they walked back.

They got to the door and Hikari looked tired, "What a day huh? Well, goodnight." Kiba smiled as she opened the door. She turned around, "Oh! I forgot to pay you back for the meal!" Kiba shook his head, "It's okay. I don't mind." Hikari coyly smiled, "Nonsense." She grabbed his neck and kissed him. Kiba let out a moan as he held Hikari closer. Hikari smirked in her kiss and nibbled his lower lip. Kiba eagerly let her in. She explored the cavern of his mouth before battling tongues with him. It lasted only a minute as Hikari broke the kiss. She lightly kissed his lips before winking and running inside. Kiba grinned. Wow. She's a great kisser! It was my first kiss too. Wait until I tell the guys!

Naruto smiled as he walked Hinata back. Hinata was shy and silently walked. Naruto couldn't keep quiet so he talked about random things. Hinata occasionally input her opinion or nodded when she didn't understand. They walked up to the compound and Naruto grinned, "Thanks for a great day. I'm sure Hikari appreciated it too! I'll see you tomorrow!" Hinata smiled as Naruto ran off waving. I can't believe I went out with him! Maybe he'll ask me out again!

Hikari was taking a shower when Naruto got home. She got out in only a towel and locked herself in the bedroom. Naruto groaned wanting to sleep. Hikari got out in her pajamas. They were just white shorts and a large gray t-shirt. Her hair was now down from her pigtails and she yawned. Naruto sighed as he got in the bedroom, "So how are we going to sleep? It's a small bed so we can't share…" Hikari nodded. She took off the mattress and dropped it on the floor. She took the fluffy blanket and put that on the bed. Naruto smiled as he got an extra pillow and two extra blankets. She hopped in the bed and snoozed. Naruto got on the mattress and smiled in his sleep. Clever.

Hikari yawned as she woke up. The sun was bright and the clock read 8am. She got out and left Naruto snoozing. She went to take a shower. The door bell rang and Naruto got up. He grumbled over to open the door, "Mm…" Sasuke raised a brow, "Hi to you too." Naruto yawned as Sasuke came in. Naruto got on the kitchen table and was sleeping in his arms. Sasuke twitched, "Be awake when you have guests over. Where's Hikari?" Naruto yawned, "Mmn…" Sasuke sighed then Hikari came in to view. She growled, "What is it Naruto!? I had to jump out of the shower! Who even comes here so god damn early?!" She was dripping wet in a very short towel and currently in front of a sleepy Naruto and a wide-eyed Sasuke. Sasuke stared at her and felt a nose bleed coming on. Hikari screamed, "Gwah! You again!" She turned red and ran to change. She was back in a flash with wet hair and her regular ninja outfit. She was tapping her foot as her red face was recovering. Sasuke looked blank, "I'll come back later…" Hikari grabbed him and slammed him in a seat across Naruto. Hikari growled, "You're staying right across Naruto, you perv. When I dry my hair, I'll make breakfast."

Later she came back with pigtails and her headband on. She made eggs and gave a plate to a sleepy Naruto and Sasuke. She grabbed one herself and sat down. Naruto smelled the food and woke up, "FOOD!" He starting eating, "Oi, Sasuke. When did you get here?" Sasuke scoffed, "You let me in dobe." Naruto thought, "Whatever you say, teme." Naruto turned to Hikari, "So did you get home okay?" Hikari nodded, "Kiba was a sweetie. But he was a beginner when it came to kissing. I'm guessing either I was his first or he didn't have practice…" Naruto twitched, "You made-out with dog-breath?" Hikari shook her head, "Tasted like ramen." Naruto looked sick, "I don't want to know that much about your love life." Sasuke hissed, "You kissed that weakling?" Hikari grinned, "What's it to you? Jealous?" Sasuke snorted, "As if. I have a fan club too. I just don't go kissing every single one." Hikari squinted her eyes on the boy, "Have you EVER kissed?" Sasuke turned away, "Yes…" Naruto spat, "If you count kissing me a kiss, then you better admit you're gay!" Sasuke glared at Naruto, "I wasn't the one who stuck their tongue down my throat." Hikari shivered, "Too much detail. I didn't think you guys were gay for each other. I'm okay just leave me out of your sex interests…" Sasuke screeched, "I'm not gay!!!" Naruto spat, "I bet I was your only kiss too." Sasuke grumbled and went back to eating the very good meal.

The three headed out and anbu appeared. Hikari sighed as she walked down the streets. She saw a boy playing shoji with his father. She ran over, "Hey, can I play?" The men looked at her. Shikamaru smirked, "Sure." Sasuke and Naruto ran over and sat beside her. Hikari smiled, "How do you play?" Shikamaru gapped but explained. Sasuke looked bored but Naruto was intrigued. Shikamaru's father smiled and patted his son's back as he went inside. Hikari nodded, "Let's make it more fun. If I win, you owe me a favor. If you win, I owe you a favor." Shikamaru smiled, "Sure, but I've only lost a few times to my father." The game went on and only Naruto and Hikari talked.

Eventually Shikamaru's jaw fell, "Impossible. How?" Hikari titled her head, "What'd I do? All I did was move that wood thingy over to look at your king thingy." Sasuke smirked, "You won, baka." Hikari grinned, "Aww, that's awesome!" Shikamaru still had his jaw dropped when Hikari closed it and kissed his lips. She heard him gasp and she stuck her tongue in his mouth. They battled tongues until Shikamaru ran out of air. Hikari let go and winked, "A present for teaching me how to play. You still owe me a favor…" Sasuke was giving off killer intent but it got smaller as Hikari grabbed him and Naruto and flashed away. Shikamaru blinked at what happened. He touched his lips and broke into a smile.

Naruto was in hysteria, "I can't believe you made-out with Shikamaru! Oh man!" Hikari put a finger to her chin, "Well, I'm guessing that was his first kiss too because he wasn't dominating at all." Sasuke was letting out killer intent and P.O. was clearly expressed on his face. Hikari noticed and grinned, "If you want to ask me out so badly, maybe you should rather than sulking." Sasuke twitched, "How do I know you're even going to say yes?" Hikari frowned, "Well, if you don't want to then fine. I thought you wanted to spend time with me, but I guess your pride doesn't allow it." Hikari grabbed a laughing Naruto and flashed away. Sasuke felt like hitting his head on a brick wall. Why do I feel like I act stupid around her? I see her naked, she goes out with Kiba. I see her in a towel and dripping wet, so she made-out with Shikamaru. Grr. I just said bullshit in her face, what now? Sasuke ignored all the scared looks on the villagers and went faster to catch up with her. Of course, anbu followed closely behind.

Hikari was angry as she stomped around the streets. Naruto noticed and asked, "What's wrong? Is teme getting to you?" Hikari shouted, "Oh that inconsiderable jerk! He thinks he can waltz in here and get what he wants! Neutral terms my ass! I don't think giving off killer intent every five seconds is being nice. I hate that bastard! How can my parents think a political marriage is worth this crap?! He's rude! He thinks what he wants is his! He has anger issues! He became a missing nin for bull shit reasons! Now after being a pervert, he can't even say sorry and ask me on date!? He thinks he knows what I'll say!? Screw him and his pompous pride!" Naruto whispered, "I think you should calm down… people are watching…" Hikari looked around and giggled, "Eh? Sorry everyone!" The villagers shook their heads. Most thought along the lines of 'another naruto'.

Hikari smiled and linked arms with Naruto again. Naruto was dragged along again. Hikari was going really fast and Naruto screamed. Hikari hit something and fell down. Naruto was flying in the air until he suddenly fell on the ground. Naruto rubbed his head and pointed a finger at his sister, "What the hell!? Do you honestly know your way around!?" Hikari groaned, "Eh… maybe not. Sorry if I hit you…aww shit…" She looked up to see that she slammed into Neji. Next to him was Tenten and a little behind them was two grown men in green jumpsuits. Hikari screeched, "It's those creepy people!" Lee noticed the blonde and pushed Neji aside, "My beautiful flower! Won't you be my girlfriend?" Tenten felt bad for the girl, "Lee, what about Sakura?" Lee pumped a fist and broke into tears, "Sakura has lost her youthfulness while Hikari-chan has it all like Naruto-kun!" Hikari smiled as she stood up, "Well, I can't be your girlfriend…" Lee put his head down. Hikari lifted it up, "But you can take me on a date tonight…" Lee's eye went on fire, "Yosh! Gai-sensei the beautiful flower agreed to go out with me!" Gai-sensei's teeth sparkled and he put a thumbs-up.

Hikari grabbed Naruto and waved goodbye, "Err yeah. Pick me up at Naru-chan's house at 5pm today! Bye…" She flashed out with Naruto's scream fading away by the second. Neji twitched, "What just happened?" Tenten's eye twitched every second, "Lee has a date with a hot girl…" Neji looked at the men hugging, "The world as we know it is gone." Sasuke showed up and noticed two freaked out ninja while the other two hugging. Sasuke came up to Neji, "Was Hikari here?" Neji smirked, "What now?" Sasuke smacked his head, "What she asked you out?" Neji blushed, "No…" Tenten pointed to Lee, "That guy has a date." Sasuke hissed, "Damn that woman! Now every time I open my mouth she pushes my buttons! Even that freak over me!" Sasuke rambled away as he ran in Hikari's direction. Neji gapped, "Did the Uchiha just ramble because he was jealous of Lee?" Tenten sighed, "You're right Neji. Life as we knew it is no more."

Hikari smiled as she stopped on top of the fourth's head. Naruto was shaky, "I have to learn to be that fast…" Hikari giggled, "I was nauseous for a while too. You'll get used to it." Naruto lied down on the head, "So, you're going out with fuzzy brows?" Hikari had a twitchy smile on, "You know me. I want to date as many as possible before I might have to marry that ass you call your best friend." Naruto grinned, "C'mon he's not that bad." Hikari crossed her arms as she watched Konoha from above, "Name one thing." Naruto thought for a few minutes, "He cares a lot about his friends even if he has a strange way of showing it." Hikari sighed, "I think he's nice once he swallows his pride." Naruto grinned and took a nap.

They were both lying down when Hikari shot up and smacked her fist in her palm. She stood up and grabbed Naruto, "That's it! Now I remember the pervert!" Naruto's face was full of confusion especially since he was woken up from a great dream. Hikari zoomed of to the springs and just her luck. Hikari shouted to the roof, "Oi! Mr. Pervert! I need to talk to you!" There was screams from the female bath and a white haired man fell down. Hikari giggled, "Hey! There you are!" Jiraiya got up and grumbled, "What now?" Naruto cocked his head, "I don't know ero-sannin… I was having a nice dream when Hikari grabbed me and now I see you got slapped a lot." Hikari grinned, "You have the toad contract!" Jiraiya nodded, "I assume you wish to sign?" Hikari made puppy dog eyes, "Please? Besides you owe me…" Jiraiya saw the girl giving Jiraiya a cute look and gave a perverted grin, "Of course! How can I refuse a girl as cute as you?!" Hikari clapped her hands together as Naruto glared at his sensei with a look saying 'I dare you to try something funny…'

They were near the waterfall as Hikari signed. On her first try, she got Gamakichi. The frog looked up, "Woah! Naruto you look hot as a woman!" The girl giggled and Naruto came into to view, "That's my sister, Hikari!" Hikari smirked, "Neh, Naru-chan, you sure brag a lot about me." Naruto smiled. The frog grinned, "Oh you have a long lost twin?" Naruto nodded, "I should summon boss." Hikari stopped him, "I want to try." She summoned him when ease. Now Gamabunta found his son, Naruto, Jiraiya, and a girl on his head, "What's going on?" Jiraiya coughed, "Gamabunta, meet the Uzumaki twins. Long lost kids of Arashi Kazama and Konoha's Blossom." Gamabunta freaked, "EH?!" The girl laughed, "Hiya! Name's Hikari! I summoned you on my second try!" Gamabunta chuckled, "So now there's two gakis, huh? Okay, any of you can call me any time. Have fun. Gamakichi, let's go home." The summonings went away and Naruto whined, "WAH!? You got accepted just like that!?" Hikari smirked, "Well, I am a cutie…" Naruto pouted and crossed his arms. Hikari giggled and flashed away with Naruto. Jiraiya shook his head smiling at the siblings.

Finally it was time for Hikari's date with Lee. She was shaking because he did, in fact, creep her out. Hikari wore a leather black mini skirt and a light blue sweater. It was a thin sweater with nothing under it, except a semi visible black bra. It was long sleeved and a turtleneck. Her headband hung around her waist blending with her skirt. Her hair was in a high ponytail. Naruto chuckled at her but Hikari stuck her tongue out, "You should try going out more. Not keep your head stuck in the clouds. I mean clearly Sakura-san doesn't like you. She seems to like teme though. But exactly my point. How good can she be if she likes Sasuke-teme?" Naruto sighed, "You don't know her like I do." Hikari pouted, "Hinata likes you. Why don't you go out with her? I mean it's not like you're marrying her by having fun. You can break up. Man, you're lucky to be able to date anyone you want!" Naruto chuckled, "I guess we both have a burden…" Hikari was about to respond when Lee's loud voice boomed, "I'm here, my flower!" Hikari sighed and smiled, "Hi Lee…"

The two left and Naruto stared at the ceiling. He thought about Sakura and then Hinata. It does make sense. Everytime she faints… she liked me for a long time. Man! I'm such an idiot! But Sakura-chan… Hikari did say to just try. She's right! I shouldn't waste my time waiting for Sakura! But maybe if I ask her first… Naruto jumped off the couch and ran to find Sakura. He found her talking to Ino at the flower shop. Sakura saw Naruto waving and she sighed, "Hey Naruto…" Naruto looked nervous, "I know this is a little hard for you Sakura but do you still like Sasuke?" Sakura looked up, "I'm not sure…" Naruto blushed, "Do you like me?" Sakura smiled, "You're a great guy but…" Naruto frowned, "Maybe Hikari was right… I can't believe I came all this way to ask you when I didn't need your permission…" Sakura raised a brow, "What are you…" Naruto shouted, "Hey Ino! Do you know what kind of flowers you would give if you wanted to ask them out?" Ino chuckled, "Well, roses are nice and common…" Naruto shook his head, "How about lilies?" Ino cocked her head, "Well I don't think Sakura likes…" Naruto grabbed a bunch of lilies and paid. He past Sakura without another glance which shocked the girls. Ino gapped, "Wait, those weren't for you?" Sakura blinked, "Was he asking my permission to date another?"

The two girls were in shock and then they heard Lee's loud voice. Sakura groaned, "Oh no…" Both girls nearly fell to the floor when they saw Hikari clinging to Lee and laughing. Lee came in to get sunflowers for Hikari. Sakura smiled, "Hi Lee!" Lee smiled at Hikari completely ignoring Sakura. Ino chuckled. Hikari smiled at Ino, "Wow, you're hair is so silky and long! How do you take care of it?" Ino blushed, "Aww it's nothing I just use aloe vera instead of conditioner. I know it's weird." Hikari grinned, "Nah. I'll try it sometime. C'mon Lee-kun, let's go. Bye Sakura-san! Bye Ino-chan!" Sakura growled, "That bitch is taking over my life!" Ino scoffed at her friend, "Geez, Sakura. She was being nice, she said bye to you too! Besides, I thought you didn't like Lee?" Sakura turned her head, "I don't, but he didn't even notice me!" Ino pointed her finger, "He's not always going to be there for you. Besides, he's loyal if he doesn't look at another girl." Sakura glared at the door where Hikari once stood.

Naruto knocked on the door of the Hyuuga compound. Hinata opened it and Naruto sighed, "Thank god, it's you. Can I talk to you for a second?" Hinata blushed and followed Naruto. Naruto grinned, "Well, I haven't really tried this before, but do you want to be my girlfriend?" Hinata blushed, "I um …I…" Naruto sighed, "That's okay… Here I got you flowers. I'm not sure if you like lilies but they reminded me of you and well. Cya…" Hinata shouted, "Wait! I'd love to be your girlfriend and I love lilies!" Naruto turned around and grinned sheepishly, "what now?" Hinata sighed, "I'm not sure, Naruto-kun." Naruto snapped his fingers, "Hey, how about I pick you up tomorrow at 8pm? We can go for a walk around the park after dinner." Hinata smiled, "O-okay." Naruto kissed her cheek and ran off. Hinata blushed as she held her cheek. I'm his girlfriend…

Lee smiled as Hikari said, "I had a great time, Lee-kun." Hikari came up to his ear and whispered, "Now I need to pay you back for these pretty flowers…" Lee grinned, "No need my flower." Hikari purred, "I insist…" She nabbed his lips and explored his mouth. Lee was shocked but kissed her back. Hikari smirked in her kiss. So he's not a bad kisser at all. He's also fighting for dominance. They continued until Naruto coughed, "Hey Lee, you can go now." Lee waved away and ran away screamed, "GAI-SENSEI!" Naruto chuckled, "Could you have spared my eyes?" Hikari curled her lips, "He's the best kisser of your three friends. Weird huh?" Naruto shuddered, "I didn't need to know that…" Hikari shrugged and put her flowers in a vase. Naruto grinned, "I asked Hinata to be my girlfriend and she said yes." Hikari giggled, "You guys look cute together. I'm glad I could help." Naruto hugged his sister who hugged back. Naruto whispered, "It feels great to have family nearby." Hikari nuzzled closer to her brother, "Yeah."

Beyond Konoha, a group of shadowed figures centered around Itachi. Itachi spoke first, "I did not expect to encounter my brother so soon."