Title: Bathtimez

Author: HavocMangaWIP

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of these wonderful characters… well, I do own Tiny, but his name is Tino and I adopted him from the local shelter.

Rating: K

Author's Indulgence: I am dutifully working on the edits for Chapter 55 of "Jean Havoc: A Work in Progress". If moving doesn't kill me, they'll be out before Halloween. I'm sorry for the delay!

"Feury?"

"Yes Havoc?"

"You said this would be easy. You said that Tiny is well under seven kilograms and is a fluffy, little white dog."

"Well it was sir. We put Tiny in the bathtub, washed him, put creme rinse on his tail and ears and now he is getting dry."

"You think this is easy? The bathroom is filthy and I think he shook water up onto the ceiling a few times and so far we've used six clean towels. Should I even mention that I'm soaked to the skin and you are too?"

"It'll be over soon sir. He'll calm down when he is dry."

"After he's dusted the baseboards and needs another bath? I think he's dried himself off on every surface in the house."

"Yes sir, that sounds about right."

"You do know that if he leaves a breath mint on my pillow it's your job, right Feury? By the way, cut it out with the 'sir'."

"Yes sir. Next time I'll remember to ask Hawkeye where she goes to have Black Hayate groomed."

"Good thinking. Seriously, could you can it with the 'sir' stuff?"

"Fine Havoc… but why?"

"Feury, when you use 'sir' I feel bad about putting you in a headlock and giving you a noogie."