It's finished! I thought I'd do a vote of how many people want to read another chapter about Kandi and the girls. So if anyone wants me to write another chapter about that than leave a comment! I would also like to thank encipher as always for her amazing and incredible patience and editing skills! Yeah! So this is the last chapter I hope you enjoy and please forgive me for taking much too long to write this chapter but I was having an incredibly hard time coming up with a dare and an ending. Sorry! Anyway I've finished my tangent
BPOV
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alice and Rosalie are amazing. Bella you should let them do Barbie Bella more often, I get it! But it's now my turn to ask the question!" I paused to gain more drama and then continued with "So, truth or dare Alice?"
"Ha! I already knew you were going to choose me because I'm the only one that has only gone once! So blah I knew!" Alice jumped up sticking her tongue out at me. I just laughed because not even she could come up with the devious plan that I have come up with.
"Yeah for you, I'm just like so excited!" I responded sarcastically. Everyone laughed and smiled at Alice's 'deviousness'. "So are you going to choose truth or dare?"
"Alice you're the last one, you have to choose dare." Ordered Emmett, he actually had a straight face, a serious face. Emmett had a serious face!
"Woah! Emmett calm yourself, you look kind of scary. But I definitely agree with Emmett there, it's a must, last person must choose dare." Everyone nodded in agreement with Edward, Emmett more than others.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't know what Bella's mind is capable of! I mean she took away my clothes!" cried Alice, looking genuinely worried about her dare outcome.
"I know sweetie, but what else can she do? I mean she has already taken your clothes." Jasper soothed, Alice's rigid body slowly unlocked as Jasper rubbed her shoulders.
"Well, that's true. What can she do? Plus I survived her last attack." Alice looked directly at me as she said this. Rosalie smirked as everyone else hid their laughs at Alice's seriousness.
"Yes I am evil. Anyway what will it be, truth or dare?" I asked growing more impatient.
"Fine, fine, I'll choose dare…I guess," answered Alice, Jasper was still trying to calm her down.
"Awesome! Okay I dare you to go shopping…"
"WHAT! That's your brilliant dare? The last dare of the game and you dare the shopaholic to go shopping?" Rosalie shouted.
"Are you serious?" screeched Alice at the top of her lungs, a smile that spread across her face.
"Bella I love you but seriously? That was the worst dare ever!" explained Edward.
"I dare you to go shopping….with me. You must only go to the shops I want to go into and if I don't like something you can't buy it." I smirked as I saw the once large smile on Alice's face slowly become a straight line.
"YES! Eddy thank you for falling in love with this kid! Yes, haha Alice will be miserable!" Emmett announced loudly. This led the rest of us to fall over laughing. Alice truly trying to remain stoic began to fail miserably.
"But Bella I mean come on! Barbie Bella was not THAT bad!" Once she saw I would not be merciful she opened it up to the rest of the room, whom reacted the same way I did. We wanted Alice to pay, and shopping or a lack of shopping was the best way to do it. "I plead the 8thamendment! That is cruel and unusual torture! It's not fair! Jazzy, won't you pweaz help me?" begged Alice.
"Um well I'd love to help, but, uh I don't really have power over them?"
"Come off it. Alice, Jasper wants to see you go through this. Oh and we don't care about the amendments during this game. All bets are off, hun but nice try." Rosalie relayed, getting to the point as quickly as vampire-ly possible.
"Okay, it's settled then, let's go, your dare is under way." I said excitedly. With a little help from Emmett, Alice got into the car; we were accompanied by Edward and Emmett with a video recorder in hand ready to catch all the lovely torture sure to ensue.
The drive took longer than expected as Alice somehow believed she could get out of the car and outrun the three of us, on multiple occasions. Definitely a good thing Edward and Emmett were along, there was no way Emmett wasn't going to make Alice go through this.
"Where should we begin? Edward, Emmett, either of you want to go anywhere in this nice big mall with an assortment of such lovely stores?" At this Alice turned her head away trying and failing to ignore us.
"You know I think I'd rather enjoy going to the Polo store. I hear they have some really nice things for men. I'm sure we could get things for Carlisle." Edward suggested. Alice turned her head back and faced me staring longingly into my eyes silently asking if she could buy something for Jasper. I swiftly shook my head with a grin. This was too much fun!
After shopping through Polo we went to Coach, and made our way to Bebe where I tried on about 20 different outfits while Alice sat and remained quiet, staring at all the lovely clothing and accessories that surrounded her. I need to do this again, too much fun! Edward and Emmett were incessantly pushing for Victoria Secret to which I reluctantly agreed. Once we arrived Emmett decided Rose needed some more lingerie and proceeded to look at everything, I do mean everything. And no he didn't just look he touched and asked the girls working there what was the most comfortable and what was easier to rip off. Suffice it to say we left shortly after we got it(got what?). Reminder: lingerie shopping with Emmett is not a good idea.
"Bella, can't you let me try on something!" Alice whined, after she had been sitting outside the dressing room at Chanel.
"Fine, but remember you can't buy anything unless I say yes!" I reminded her smugly. I never thought I'd like shopping but somehow it is quite different when you shop and someone else can't, it's quite enjoyable.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah…" faded Alice when she walked towards the petite clothing section. In less than five minutes she came back with a full arm load of clothes that were 'PERFECT!' Edward, Emmett and I sat around and judged her collection of choices for a solid hour, I was beginning to forget why I was voluntarily doing this when Alice came out of the dressing room with 'to buy' pile.
"So Bella do you think I should buy this skirt and this blouse? I mean they looked great together but I'm not quite sure, should I buy it?" she asked slyly, as if I'd forget my dare. Oh what an innocent girl I must look like.
"Well here's the thing Alice, I loved that outfit really I did I thought it was so cute. But, I don't think I'm gonna let you buy it. I think, you should by this." I said picking in the worst shirt in the store.
"Only, if I can buy one of these outfits."
"Eh, eh, eh. Not part of the dare hun, I think you should go buy this shirt right now."
Alice slowly walked over the Emmett who was beginning to become antsy. "Emmy, do you remember how we started this truth or dare game? We had so much fun, didn't we? Emmy bear, do you want to buy this for me? Pwease?" she begged, pulling out the trusted puppy dog eyes. Unfortunately Alice is the best puppy dog eyes, ever.
"Well I don't know Alice, umm…" Emmett stuttered looking at Edward and I shaking our heads hopelessly. "But you guys, it's the puppy dog eyes. Look at the puppy dog eyes."
"Emmy, pwease?"
"Emmett, come on you are stronger than her puppy dog eyes. Come on." Edward said trying to encourage 'Emmy'.
"But I'm not, the puppy dog eyes, they are…so…puppy doggy."
Suddenly the perfect idea came to me, "Edward, just let it go, Emmett can't even beat me how could he beat the puppy dog eyes. I mean come on, it was hopeless to even believe he could beat the puppy dog eyes."
"Woah, I can beat the puppy dog eyes because I could totally beat you! Come on, you don't have the strength you used to have and I could totally pummel you!"
"But, but…Emmy, pwetty pwease? Emmy." Alice said desperately trying to get Emmett's attention.
"Sorry Alice but your puppy dog eyes are useless!" boomed a boisterous Emmett; staring down Alice.
"Ugh, fine! I'll go buy this stupid shirt!" Alice whined stomping her foot.
"Good girl."
After she bought the shirt we continued to shop for another 3 hours. After Emmett's whining became too annoying, we left with Alice holding all of two bags both with horrible outfits, made possible by little ole' me. We made the surprisingly short ride home with a frowning Alice. We entered the door where Carlisle, Rosalie, Esme, and Jasper took the camera out of Edward's hands and shoved it into the waiting computer.
"Ohmigod! Emmett you almost fell for her puppy dog eyes!"
"Nice shirt choice!"
And various other comments continued throughout the undoubtedly funniest video of the 48 hours of hellish fun.
*I wasn't quite sure how to end it so if you have a better idea please do
Various other comments were tossed back and forth between us as the family settled down to rewatch the highlights of the 48 hours of hellish fun. I'm glad I have another fifty years to look forward to the Cullen Truth or Dare Weekend. I wonder how the next truth or dare weekend shall go?