Behind enemy lines; a tale of Wizarding therapy.

Say what!?

Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle and Blaise Zabini are staying with the order of the phoenix for protection from Voldemort. They are sharing a house with Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood and Ginevra Weasley. Arthur has come to stay for a while and has been living in a house full of teenagers with problems for a week.

Arthur's P.O.V

Once again I returned to the house to the sound of bickering teenagers. Is it so hard for them to just get along? But it doesn't matter anymore; I have come up with a solution that will save us a lot of stress and fighting… I hope.

"You filthy excuse for a pure-blood; I don't even know why you were sent a letter to Hogwarts in the first place!"

"Shut it Malfoy, at least we have a will of our own and don't grovel at the-man-with-no-nose's feet like your family!"

"I grovel for no one!"

"I think there are filleting groobles in the upstairs banisters."

"…"

"Umm, Luna; the banisters aren't upstairs, they're on the stairs."

"Who cares about the banisters; what the hell are filleting groobles?"

I walked in at this point; "please, just stop talking! We are having a meeting in the dining room." No one moved; "NOW!"

I watched silently as the ten teenagers gathered around the dining room table, I stood at the head.

"Now, I will make this very clear and there will be no arguing." Right, yeah, in my dreams.

"We, well, more to say you, are having therapy sessions. I have chosen a therapist whop will come here at no extra cost and do his therapy sessions with you. I will be there at the beginning of them, and then I will leave and go to work. You had better behave or so help me…" I trailed off muttering under my breath. They all looked at me in silent shock before they exploded.

Ron- "dad, how could you!"

Harry- "therapy with Malfoy, oh, I don't believe it!"

Hermione- (uncertainly) "well, it might help… but I don't see why I have to go, I'm completely normal!"

Draco- "you have got to be kidding me, being brought to this level by a Weasley!"

Ginny- "DAAAAAAADDDD!"

Blaise- "well, this'll be interesting!"

Vincent- "huh, why do I need therapy, I'm fine!"

Gregory- "oh, sure you don't Vince, cause everyone finds it necessary to eat at least five meals a day." That was sarcastic, well; maybe he's not as bad as I thought he was.

I decided to interrupt; "look, I know you don't want to do this, but it's really not up to you. Dr. Cross is coming here tomorrow morning at ten o'clock sharp." I paused, then remembered a piece of vital information; "oh, and by the way, he's a muggle, so, no magical references, but still be as honest as you can." And so, without waiting for an answer I quickly walked out of the room.

They'll deal.